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Why you are all such idiots: A discussion thread

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  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Man, I must be lucky. I've never seen tubgirl, lensman, goatse or any of that. Not ONCE

    Would you care for some PM's good sir!?

    (i wont send them...as I do not with to view them ever again, unless in the proper context.)

    Firematic. on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rules - "Don't cum inside me. Just spurt on my stomach. I don't want to get pregnant."
    Image Block - "I'll wear this condom, I don't want you to get pregnant."
    Not browsing SE while your at work at all - "If I don't fuck anyone, I guess no one is getting pregnant."

    SE++ seems like an alright place, but obviously some assholes aren't going to follow the rules. Image Blocking might fuck up. If your company monitors everything you do and will fire you because someone posted a dong on a forum, you probably shouldn't be browsing the forums in the first place.

    ChicoBlue on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    carnivore.jpg

    Rankenphile on
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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Carnivore wrote: »
    That is not what I said at all. Dont invent scenarios.

    I was saying that if you browse SE++ at work then you are almost accepting a certain risk upon entry.

    I mean for fucks sake, its SE++. Sure, even if every member followed the rules perfectly there would still be some fucktard who would break em. Then what are you gonna do, bitch and moan that someone on the internet wasnt a perfect and upstanding human being? Goddamit, this is the internet. Take your own fucking precautions rather than rely on the behavior of others.
    Or CT could block all image posting and prevent it at the source.


    We don't want that.

    So, in conclusion, shut the fuck up you whiney asshole. No, some of us can't use firefox. Some of us can't or don't want to block every image on the site.

    A whole swath of people post from work, it's how we get through our day. Just because some pissant wants to fucking post dicks or whatever doesn't mean we deserve to get fired or that the onus is on us to prevent things from getting through.

    The "it's just SE++" excuse is total bullshit. Yes, if someone bitches about their thread getting derailed fine... use that excuse, it applies. When people are clearly violating the rules and being dicks about it don't fucking use the "it's just SE++" excuse because IT IS NOT SE++ is for inane banter, it isn't to be your fucking personal 4chan.

    I dont have a problem with that.

    But my point is you cant account for everyone on the internet.

    I am all for tight rules and Im in support of strict moderation.

    But the worst mods can do is ban someone. Ban them from internet forums. That is the absolute height of their power.

    I personally view getting chastised or even fired from work because some randoms did a forum raid a much worse prospect. Sure the chances are minute, and perhaps blocking all images is a little alarmist.

    Carnivore on
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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    comedy timing

    gazamc on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Why not just ban these people that broke the rules? THen there wouldn't be this conversation

    trentsteel on
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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Rules - "Don't cum inside me. Just spurt on my stomach. I don't want to get pregnant."
    Image Block - "I'll wear this condom, I don't want you to get pregnant."
    Not browsing SE while your at work at all - "If I don't fuck anyone, I guess no one is getting pregnant."

    SE++ seems like an alright place, but obviously some assholes aren't going to follow the rules. Image Blocking might fuck up. If your company monitors everything you do and will fire you because someone posted a dong on a forum, you probably shouldn't be browsing the forums in the first place.

    The ideal scenario is to be in charge of the company's entire IT operations, then it doesn't matter what you look at.

    Wait, thats me!

    Wise_a on
  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    Stop being a dick just because someone doesnt agree with you. Really, you are acting quite childish just because you rallied a little support from other forumers. Grow up. I expected better from Rankenphile.

    Carnivore on
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  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That image is glorious and if animated to oh, about 1 meg would be a perfect sig pic.

    Firematic. on
  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This can all be solved by standing in a bit circle, holding hands, and singing kum bay yah. CT can play guitar and sing harmony. Mani can prompt the lyrics for the 24 verses we dont know.

    iusehappymod on

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    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    I reported a huge gif today

    but only out of bitter vengance

    everything you do is out of bitter vengeance

    why should that be any different?

    There are times when Shoe does ridiculously awesome things, and then other times when he just cockbags it up. Theres no middle ground. You never know what you're gonna get with the guy.

    Nah, I like shoe a bunch.

    He's consistent.

    Rankenphile on
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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Defender should be here any second to engage him in mortal kombat.

    Gafoto on
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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Carnivore wrote: »
    That is not what I said at all. Dont invent scenarios.

    I was saying that if you browse SE++ at work then you are almost accepting a certain risk upon entry.

    I mean for fucks sake, its SE++. Sure, even if every member followed the rules perfectly there would still be some fucktard who would break em. Then what are you gonna do, bitch and moan that someone on the internet wasnt a perfect and upstanding human being? Goddamit, this is the internet. Take your own fucking precautions rather than rely on the behavior of others.
    Or CT could block all image posting and prevent it at the source.


    We don't want that.

    So, in conclusion, shut the fuck up you whiney asshole. No, some of us can't use firefox. Some of us can't or don't want to block every image on the site.

    A whole swath of people post from work, it's how we get through our day. Just because some pissant wants to fucking post dicks or whatever doesn't mean we deserve to get fired or that the onus is on us to prevent things from getting through.

    The "it's just SE++" excuse is total bullshit. Yes, if someone bitches about their thread getting derailed fine... use that excuse, it applies. When people are clearly violating the rules and being dicks about it don't fucking use the "it's just SE++" excuse because IT IS NOT SE++ is for inane banter, it isn't to be your fucking personal 4chan.

    I dont have a problem with that.

    But my point is you cant account for everyone on the internet.

    I am all for tight rules and Im in support of strict moderation.

    But the worst mods can do is ban someone. Ban them from internet forums. That is the absolute height of their power.

    I personally view getting chastised or even fired from work because some randoms did a forum raid a much worse prospect. Sure the chances are minute, and perhaps blocking all images is a little alarmist.

    I don't know. One time, this guy I know got banned from here and really pissed tube off.

    A week later, his house blew up.

    And his whole family got cancer.

    Wise_a on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Rules - "Don't cum inside me. Just spurt on my stomach. I don't want to get pregnant."
    Image Block - "I'll wear this condom, I don't want you to get pregnant."
    Not browsing SE while your at work at all - "If I don't fuck anyone, I guess no one is getting pregnant."

    SE++ seems like an alright place, but obviously some assholes aren't going to follow the rules. Image Blocking might fuck up. If your company monitors everything you do and will fire you because someone posted a dong on a forum, you probably shouldn't be browsing the forums in the first place.

    The ideal scenario is to be in charge of the company's entire IT operations, then it doesn't matter what you look at.

    Wait, thats me!

    Do you look at porn when you're at work?

    Do you...

    Do you jerk it while you're at work?

    ChicoBlue on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Carnivore, you are being a dick though.

    Meiz on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Carnivore wrote: »
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    Stop being a dick just because someone doesnt agree with you. Really, you are acting quite childish just because you rallied a little support from other forumers. Grow up. I expected better from Rankenphile.

    get over yourself, it was a fucking joke.

    Rankenphile on
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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Carnivore wrote: »
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    Stop being a dick just because someone doesnt agree with you. Really, you are acting quite childish just because you rallied a little support from other forumers. Grow up. I expected better from Rankenphile.

    I'd say you were the one being the stupid dick.
    Dick.
    [edit: also, no one cares what games you are playing right now.]

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Carnivore wrote: »
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    Stop being a dick just because someone doesnt agree with you. Really, you are acting quite childish just because you rallied a little support from other forumers. Grow up. I expected better from Rankenphile.


    Stop being a dick just because someone doesnt agree with you. Really, you are acting quite childish just because you rallied a little support from other forumers. Grow up. I expected better from Carnivore.

    Grath on
  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    Carnivore, you are being a dick though.

    Well its an internet argument. Ill get over it.

    Carnivore on
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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    I reported a huge gif today

    but only out of bitter vengance

    everything you do is out of bitter vengeance

    why should that be any different?

    There are times when Shoe does ridiculously awesome things, and then other times when he just cockbags it up. Theres no middle ground. You never know what you're gonna get with the guy.

    Nah, I like shoe a bunch.

    He's consistent.

    Yeah, I agree with this. Its either AWESOME shit, or RIDICULOUS shit.

    Sometimes when I skim threads to catch up, I actually stop to read his posts just to see if he came up with something completely out of left field.

    Wise_a on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Carnivore wrote: »
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    Stop being a dick just because someone doesnt agree with you. Really, you are acting quite childish just because you rallied a little support from other forumers. Grow up. I expected better from Rankenphile.

    Abloo-bloo-bloo

    Quit being a cock

    Me Too! on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    I reported a huge gif today

    but only out of bitter vengance

    everything you do is out of bitter vengeance

    why should that be any different?

    There are times when Shoe does ridiculously awesome things, and then other times when he just cockbags it up. Theres no middle ground. You never know what you're gonna get with the guy.

    Nah, I like shoe a bunch.

    He's consistent.

    see, rank gets it. you either like it or hate it, but I'm always me.

    ALWAYS

    YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG

    BUT CROSS ME AND I'LL TURN ON YOU IN AN INSTANT!

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm surprised Rank took the time to make that and host it.

    iusehappymod on

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I can honestly say I've never seen the lensman shock picture. Don't even know what it looks like, so all I get is a mental image of that old anime of the same title, which I have seen.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    This thread amuses me.

    futility what is your opinion on NSFW rules in SE++ and the bending/breaking thereof

    Well I work with for a company that provides after school enrichment programs for children. So NSFW or Not Safe For Work material is a real concern of mine. Basically it all breaks down to... HOLY SHIT IS THAT A TYRANNOSAURUS?!?

    futility on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Carnivore ate too much serious business crunch this morning

    Weaver on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Rules - "Don't cum inside me. Just spurt on my stomach. I don't want to get pregnant."
    Image Block - "I'll wear this condom, I don't want you to get pregnant."
    Not browsing SE while your at work at all - "If I don't fuck anyone, I guess no one is getting pregnant."

    SE++ seems like an alright place, but obviously some assholes aren't going to follow the rules. Image Blocking might fuck up. If your company monitors everything you do and will fire you because someone posted a dong on a forum, you probably shouldn't be browsing the forums in the first place.

    The ideal scenario is to be in charge of the company's entire IT operations, then it doesn't matter what you look at.

    Wait, thats me!

    Do you look at porn when you're at work?

    Do you...

    Do you jerk it while you're at work?

    I have looked a "nog" while at work before. The photobucket "Find Stuff" feature for images is pretty much guaranteed to show some lost teenage chick who posted pics of herself for her boyfriend.

    I dont do the latter, for many reasons.

    Let the speculation commence!

    Wise_a on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Go rank go

    trentsteel on
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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    When I worked for the local school district doing computer/network crap it was just me and my boss. We'd look at that month's internet traffic and take the top 3 or 4 sites, make sure they're not educational, and then just block them. Didn't matter what it was, if it wasn't school related it got blocked. That was pretty fun.

    rockmonkey on
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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    y'know technically he's breaking the whole "Dont shit on a thread" rule.
    thats a paddlin.

    i think infractions should be called paddlins instead and they should appear as little paddles under their avatar and when they have too many their avatar changes to that dude from the simpsons instead of the jailed icon.

    Grath on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Rules - "Don't cum inside me. Just spurt on my stomach. I don't want to get pregnant."
    Image Block - "I'll wear this condom, I don't want you to get pregnant."
    Not browsing SE while your at work at all - "If I don't fuck anyone, I guess no one is getting pregnant."

    SE++ seems like an alright place, but obviously some assholes aren't going to follow the rules. Image Blocking might fuck up. If your company monitors everything you do and will fire you because someone posted a dong on a forum, you probably shouldn't be browsing the forums in the first place.

    The ideal scenario is to be in charge of the company's entire IT operations, then it doesn't matter what you look at.

    Wait, thats me!

    Hi5 4 Network Admins!

    Ruckus on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    if I can ask tube a slightly off topic question

    how does jailing work now, and more to the point, when the hell am I gonna be able to get out of it

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Rules - "Don't cum inside me. Just spurt on my stomach. I don't want to get pregnant."
    Image Block - "I'll wear this condom, I don't want you to get pregnant."
    Not browsing SE while your at work at all - "If I don't fuck anyone, I guess no one is getting pregnant."

    SE++ seems like an alright place, but obviously some assholes aren't going to follow the rules. Image Blocking might fuck up. If your company monitors everything you do and will fire you because someone posted a dong on a forum, you probably shouldn't be browsing the forums in the first place.

    The ideal scenario is to be in charge of the company's entire IT operations, then it doesn't matter what you look at.

    Wait, thats me!

    Do you look at porn when you're at work?

    Do you...

    Do you jerk it while you're at work?

    I have looked a "nog" while at work before. The photobucket "Find Stuff" feature for images is pretty much guaranteed to show some lost teenage chick who posted pics of herself for her boyfriend.

    I dont do the latter, for many reasons.

    Let the speculation commence!

    Do you work in a glass box in the center of town square?

    ChicoBlue on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    I'm surprised Rank took the time to make that and host it.

    were I to have a timer handy, my guess is that it took approximately 45 seconds of effort

    hell, I do nearly three times that much at my job every day

    why wouldn't I do that for a decent joke?

    Rankenphile on
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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    if I can ask tube a slightly off topic question

    how does jailing work now, and more to the point, when the hell am I gonna be able to get out of it

    It's on a timer now. I think it's 30 days.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    wiggins is being pretty hard on rulebreakers for a dude in jail

    Fallout on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shoe your infractions have to were off

    Weaver on
  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    if I can ask tube a slightly off topic question

    how does jailing work now, and more to the point, when the hell am I gonna be able to get out of it

    you could probably PM him. I mean, just sayin'

    iusehappymod on

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    if I can ask tube a slightly off topic question

    how does jailing work now, and more to the point, when the hell am I gonna be able to get out of it

    Check your profile.
    Find out when your infractions expire.
    As soon as the point total from those infractions drops below 4, you're outta jail.

    EX: I'm getting out in a little less than a month.

    Me Too! on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Rules - "Don't cum inside me. Just spurt on my stomach. I don't want to get pregnant."
    Image Block - "I'll wear this condom, I don't want you to get pregnant."
    Not browsing SE while your at work at all - "If I don't fuck anyone, I guess no one is getting pregnant."

    SE++ seems like an alright place, but obviously some assholes aren't going to follow the rules. Image Blocking might fuck up. If your company monitors everything you do and will fire you because someone posted a dong on a forum, you probably shouldn't be browsing the forums in the first place.

    The ideal scenario is to be in charge of the company's entire IT operations, then it doesn't matter what you look at.

    Wait, thats me!

    Hi5 4 Network Admins!

    Thats one piece of my puzzle, but you're right. Its pretty sweet.

    I'm working with a nice T1 over here too, shared between 40 people. Its pretty quick.

    Wise_a on
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