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What would be the funniest Nightcrawler dick situation

EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes UpRegistered User regular
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What's the funniest answer to "what's the deal with Nightcrawler's dick"

What would be the funniest Nightcrawler dick situation 75 votes

Blue and Big
2%
WhippyDaebunz 2 votes
Blue and Small
1%
Juggernut 1 vote
Blue and Average
8%
Kane Red RobeBucketmanMortal SkygodmodeBillyIdleWACriminal 6 votes
Blue and Spiky, like his tail
30%
ShortyButlerHouk the NamebringerLindsay LohanSlacker71SonelanRear Admiral ChocogtrmpRhesus PositiveMx. QuillJedocadejaanTheStigMr. GzekebeauMagellMr FuzzbuttSolarAnzekaymightyjongyo 23 votes
A Normal Human Skin Color
37%
SporkAndrewMachwingA duck!MysstMulysaSemproniusJasconiusAtheraaltynicAtari SoulRankenphilekriegsXaquinTallahasseerielSimBenUbikCurly_BracePeewiCristovalMedium DavePeen 28 votes
Other (please specify)
12%
Raijin Quickfootsee317UnbrokenEvaStraightziFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudPinfeldorf3cl1ps3OmnipotentBagelGvzbgul 9 votes
Larlar isn't an option, because I don't know what that is
8%
BeastehCaptain InertiaJoolanderbalerbowerRomanian My EscutcheonKamiro 6 votes
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Per Chris Claremont, he is supposed to have 2 dicks

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Other (please specify)
    Prehensile, obviously.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I expected this to be about accidents during teleportation

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    What makes you think he has a dick

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2019
    Give her the bamf

    edit: or him, or them, I dunno nightcrawler's predilictions

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I think the tail is his donger

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Per Chris Claremont, he is supposed to have 2 dicks

    shit

    This is why he's the writer and I'm not
    Platy wrote: »
    I expected this to be about accidents during teleportation

    I mean, there is an "other" option
    I needed a gnome to post. wrote: »
    What makes you think he has a dick

    Outdated and bad societal norms, mostly

    Etchwarts on
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    X2 Nightcrawler probably would've done weird stuff to his genitals

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    A Normal Human Skin Color
    Disappointed that micropenis wasn't an option.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Other (please specify)
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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Give her the bamf

    edit: or him, or them, I dunno nightcrawler's predilictions

    He is very hetero and heavily promotes that to any woman he meets

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    A Normal Human Skin Color
    Can't believe larlar has vanished so quickly into legend

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Larlar has at least three pricks.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Larlar has at least three pricks.

    boooooooooooooooo

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    A Normal Human Skin Color
    Like the skin on one of those hairless cats.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Larlar isn't an option, because I don't know what that is
    Chitinous.

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Helicopter dick go

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Other (please specify)
    I'm thinking he has one dick that's split into two heads.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Other (please specify)
    What? You thought that was his tail?

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Other (please specify)
    Shape of Water situation.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Nightcrawler’s dick appears when required, fully erect, in a cloud of blue smoke.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Blue and Spiky, like his tail
    3clipse wrote: »
    Prehensile, obviously.

    https://youtu.be/FhuKZgkAxb8

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    AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    Blue and Spiky, like his tail
    Nightcrawler's dick inspired the greatest bedtime game the world has known.

    https://youtu.be/XqToI3qIhd8

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Other (please specify)
    whatever he's got I want it

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    he teleports his dick away when someone is about to see it

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Please do not be mean to my first or second boyfriend, Nightcrawler

    I can't remember if he was pre- or post- Teen Gohan

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    Blue and Big
    that’s not how his teleportation works TITO

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    that’s not how his teleportation works TITO
    how do you know

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    whippy is nightcrawler's mom

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    show me one in-canon drawing of nightcrawler’s dick or at least someone reacting to it

    if you can’t, it’s because he’s teleporting his dick!

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    Blue and Big
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    whippy is nightcrawler's mom

    that’s right. im mystique

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    whippy is nightcrawler's mom

    that’s right. im mystique

    it all makes sense

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    Blue and Big
    turns into a raven and flies away never to post again

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    no you're already a raven

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    A Normal Human Skin Color
    Either like a normal human's or like a chicken's foot.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    If nightcrawler is peeing and someone tries to look at his dick so he teleports it away what happens to the pee

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    i don't see any reason why nightcrawler wouldn't just have a regular dick

    maybe all the foreskin rolls back and it's red and raw like a dog's? like the colour of a radish. idk

    anyway what's the deal with the thing's dick, that one always interested me

    play my twine game about dracula IF YOU DARE
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    oh and nightcrawler's dick look like my pet monster

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Larlar isn't an option, because I don't know what that is
    Why isn’t “forked” an option?

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Other (please specify)
    Veldrin wrote: »
    If nightcrawler is peeing and someone tries to look at his dick so he teleports it away what happens to the pee
    Brimstone Dimension

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