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Next time, on a very special New Comic Thread... May 18th

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    that is not news, teefs

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    all the kids in springfield are essobees

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    By the time of the Y-wing, all the reflective pixel shaders had been destroyed in the great Shader Wars.
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    So they had to build them out of dull plastic instead
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    bloodatonementbloodatonement Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've always just thought the rebellion was taking place during the star wars space ship equivalent of what the 80's was for cars.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    By the time of the Y-wing, all the reflective pixel shaders had been destroyed in the great Shader Wars.
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    So they had to build them out of dull plastic instead
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    hahahahaha

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ucsywing.jpg

    me wants.

    even if I find the concept of a cockpit on the "top" totally silly for a space ship. the tie fighters knew whats what, with a bubble cockpit.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hey, that's a different kit than the Y-Wing I got in a Y-Wing/Darth Vader TIE Fighter 2-pack many years ago.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    its a bigger, more detailed one. comes with a stand and everything, like a model.

    not that I wouldn't fly it around the house going pewpew

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wren wrote: »
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    me wants.

    even if I find the concept of a cockpit on the "top" totally silly for a space ship. the tie fighters knew whats what, with a bubble cockpit.

    TIE pilots don't know shit.

    Who in their right goddamn minds go into a ship without shields or life support systems?

    Baron Fel and the 181st was the only group of them worth a damn.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    yeah hey let's build ships out of cardboard and spit

    and then let's just throw zillions of the fucking things at them
    make sure they shoot around the targets, not at them

    yeah

    that's how you win a war

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
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    me wants.

    even if I find the concept of a cockpit on the "top" totally silly for a space ship. the tie fighters knew whats what, with a bubble cockpit.

    TIE pilots don't know shit.

    Who in their right goddamn minds go into a ship without shields or life support systems?

    Baron Fel and the 181st was the only group of them worth a damn.

    To be fair, in the X-Wing games TIE Fighters are fucking hard to hit. Losing that stuff also means you lose weight.

    But I'd really prefer a TIE Defender, or better yet, the good old Assault Gunboat.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    The empire employed swarm tactics, hence the TIEs. The pilots were hella expendible.

    But TIE Advanced pilots were the shit.

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    Y-wings suck.
    Did Luke fly a Y-Wing?
    I rest my case.

    Actually I think he did

    in one of the comic books

    But I have to say this

    I think Y-Wings are better than scooters

    We just have to be clear on these things.
    Star Wars Xmas Special where Boba Fett is introduced as a dude riding a dinosaur.



    Also:
    One of the few really good things about SWG. You got to customize your ship.
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    too bad keeping your ships components in one piece was a pain in the ass. also, merc ships sucked.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Did they have any Nubian ships in SWG?

    Because I might have played it if I could have owned a badass Naboo cruiser.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    noobian

    lolz

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man I love getting into a Tie Intercepter in Battlefront II
    It's the only game I still play on xbox live

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    Did they have any Nubian ships in SWG?

    Because I might have played it if I could have owned a badass Naboo cruiser.

    Is this where someone's supposed to go "What's a Nubian?"

    I believe that Shoe and jwalk have the correct reason. The original ships were made to look like functional vehicles. The prequel ships were just made to use as much fancy-looking CG bullshit as possible. Then "the economy sucks because of the empire" was tacked on as a retcon explanation.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wren wrote: »
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    me wants.

    even if I find the concept of a cockpit on the "top" totally silly for a space ship. the tie fighters knew whats what, with a bubble cockpit.

    Their plane of visibility is different, but not really "better".

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
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    me wants.

    even if I find the concept of a cockpit on the "top" totally silly for a space ship. the tie fighters knew whats what, with a bubble cockpit.

    Their plane of visibility is different, but not really "better".
    yeah, they can see everything in front of them.


    But nothing to the sides, and barely anything to the top and rear.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    Did they have any Nubian ships in SWG?

    Because I might have played it if I could have owned a badass Naboo cruiser.

    Is this where someone's supposed to go "What's a Nubian?"

    I believe that Shoe and jwalk have the correct reason. The original ships were made to look like functional vehicles. The prequel ships were just made to use as much fancy-looking CG bullshit as possible. Then "the economy sucks because of the empire" was tacked on as a retcon explanation.

    I'd like to have seen more of the ships from 4-6 in the prequels, looking all shiny and new and top of the line. I mean it would make sense for the rebels to be using older ships, right?

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Stormtroopers were clones, they were totally expendable.

    Good thing too, because they couldn't fight for shit.

    They were clones of Boba Fett....
    Boba Fett got beat by a blind guy with a stick.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If Stormtroopers were all clones then how could Luke Skywalker join the academy and be a fighter pilot?

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I dunno, how come obi wan said the boy was their last hope and acted all surprised when yoda said there's another when he was right fucking there when the twins were born?

    this is not the continuity you are looking for. move along. move along.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2007
    WHO CARES

    IT IS A FUCKING SPACE SHIP MOVIE

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    These were my favorites. Pretty good visibility.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_interceptor

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think CT has a point here, dudes.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    obi wan kenobi was old as shit

    old people forget stuff



    tie pilots aren't stormtroopers





    yay

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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Also I always assumed the rebel's ships looked like crap because they were basically working out of their garages

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    but they weren't thrown together favlaud they had contracts from various privately held corporations

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    If Stormtroopers were all clones then how could Luke Skywalker join the academy and be a fighter pilot?

    During the time of ANH the Imperial Troops were about 50% Clones and 50% recruits.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    If Stormtroopers were all clones then how could Luke Skywalker join the academy and be a fighter pilot?

    During the time of ANH the Imperial Troops were about 50% Clones and 50% recruits.

    They'd have to be otherwise it would of been super suspicious back in ANH when they pretend to be Stormtroopers.

    Hey you aren't all the same height......

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    If Stormtroopers were all clones then how could Luke Skywalker join the academy and be a fighter pilot?

    During the time of ANH the Imperial Troops were about 50% Clones and 50% recruits.

    They'd have to be otherwise it would of been super suspicious back in ANH when they pretend to be Stormtroopers.

    Hey you aren't all the same height......

    "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Well in todays military you have to be an officer to be a pilot
    So it stands to reason anyone who flies for the Empire has to go through training of some sort
    As I recall the Tie's always fared a lot better
    killing rebellion members than Stormtroopers did

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Not to mention that all the space battles seemed to convey a sense of urgency and struggle, so having the enemy fighter pilots a bunch of inept retards would somewhat lessen this feeling.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Who in their right goddamn minds go into a ship without shields or life support systems?

    Baron Fel and the 181st was the only group of them worth a damn.

    Maarek Stele (from the TIE Fighter games) was cool too.

    In any case, there are already several Rogue Squadron games. We need some Wraith Squadron (/Dinner Squadron/Silly Squadron) ones.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man, the TIE pilots were just as bad.

    Sure a couple of them got some lucky hits and whacked a few beat-up Y-wings.

    But it took Darth Vader to swoop in and do any real damage. Then one of his supposed "elite" wingmen PANICS at one little explosion, crashes into Vader, and basically fucks the entire Empire from that point on.

    Yeah great pilots they were.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    there are super awesome TIE pilots

    they just never show up in the movies

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hence, they do not exist.

    I don't read the novels and comic books, like some comic book-reading nerd.

    Or play with the dolls very much anymore.

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