I Can't Believe I Just Ate That All (ITT: Obscene Meals)

msuitepyon

I just returned from the Waffle House. I ate:

• Two eggs (sunny side up)
• Three pieces of bacon
• Triple order of hash browns
• Two pieces toast
• Pecan waffle
• Regular waffle
• Two cups of coffee

I feel like I'm going to have a coronary.

Discuss.

#pipe

World's Thickest Shake

Garlic Bread

Fatty

Kusuguttai

wuss

msuitepyon

Keith wrote: »

Fatty

Maybe...

Or I was really hungry.

Sheri

Uuugh Waffle House

msuitepyon

Sheri wrote: »

Uuugh Waffle House

Nothing wrong with WaHo.

Garlic Bread

msuitepyon wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

Fatty

Maybe...

Or I was really hungry.

yeah, to feed your fat

#pipe

I have some toaster waffles in the cupboard.

I might have them tonight for dessert.

msuitepyon

Keith wrote: »

msuitepyon wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

Fatty

Maybe...

Or I was really hungry.

yeah, to feed your fat

This was an epic, once-in-a-year-or-so humongous meal.

Kusuguttai

waffle houses are were I let it all loose


i get my hashbrowns smothered and covered
big stack of chocolate chip waffles
steak omellet
jug of orange juice
plate full of sausage

msuitepyon

I think the most I've spent (without tip) is about $8. It's crazy how much you can get for so little.

Kusuguttai

when i said i only tip if I get good service people looked at me like i was crazy


you know, that's what tip is for isn't it

good service


if there's no one else in the resteraunt and my meal still took 4 hours to get out here and you never refilled my drink once then I don't see why you get 15% of what I paid for my meal

redhead

I have trouble even finishing one of my homemade waffles most of the time because they are so big

they don't even fit completely on the plate unless you cut them into pieces first

I ate two of them once but all that kept me going was a sense of duty; I wasn't enjoying it after the first one and a half

msuitepyon

Kusuguttai wrote: »

when i said i only tip if I get good service people looked at me like i was crazy


you know, that's what tip is for isn't it

good service


if there's no one else in the resteraunt and my meal still took 4 hours to get out here and you never refilled my drink once then I don't see why you get 15% of what I paid for my meal

Yeah. The grill guy started my order as I ordered it, and the server was really nice, so I gave 'em a $5 tip.

The grill guy screwed up my waffle (first didn't have pecans) but the server just gave it to me with my pecan waffle. I'd say they had earned it.

Kusuguttai

yeah exactly
people who deserve it get tips

Quirk

I rarely tip, except for taxis and if i cant be bothered waiting for change. Unless the service is awesome, which it never is in the UK


plus tips arent really expected here so much...i actually dont get american's apparent obsession with tipping

bsjezz

so i had this house specialty Lowenschnitzel at the Lowenbrau Kellar. it was pretty fucking big. add it on top of a litre stein of freshly chugged beer and i was stuffed

Garlic Bread

Quirk wrote: »

I rarely tip, except for taxis and if i cant be bothered waiting for change. Unless the service is awesome, which it never is in the UK


plus tips arent really expected here so much...i actually dont get american's apparent obsession with tipping

we tip because servers get paid jack shit and are expected to make their money off tips

Druhim

Quirk wrote: »

I rarely tip, except for taxis and if i cant be bothered waiting for change. Unless the service is awesome, which it never is in the UK


plus tips arent really expected here so much...i actually dont get american's apparent obsession with tipping

Look dipshit, did it ever occur to you that waitstaff might possibly be paid differently in the states than they are in the UK? Maybe it's not an "obsession" as you put it, but rather just an assumption by employers that good wait staff are going to get tipped well so servers generally get crap as an hourly wage. Basically you're comparing apples to oranges and assuming that the base pay is equivalent in both countries.

Trexy

Tipping is supposed to just be for excellent service, but in the US, most waiters’ base pay is so very low that as long as the service was decent I leave a good tip.

Druhim

Trexy wrote: »

Tipping is supposed to just be for excellent service, but in the US, most waiters’ base pay is so very low that as long as the service was decent I leave a good tip.

I'll leave a decent tip for decent service. If it was better than decent, I'll tip accordingly. Especially if she works those titties.

Trexy

I used to have a friend who would hit on every waitress we met, and then tipped based on how well they let him down when he asked them for their number.

Weirdest motherfucker I ever met.

Trexy

Druhim wrote: »

Trexy wrote: »

Tipping is supposed to just be for excellent service, but in the US, most waiters’ base pay is so very low that as long as the service was decent I leave a good tip.

I'll leave a decent tip for decent service. If it was better than decent, I'll tip accordingly. Especially if she works those titties.

Know how waitresses are told that human contact = better tips?
Like, putting your hand on someone’s shoulder when you talk to them?
This one waitress literally rested her boob on the dudes shoulder for 5 seconds before he pointed it out to her.
She was leaning over him to glance at a menu the kid further in the booth was holding up.
She apologized profusely and swore that she didn’t realize she was doing it, but we knew what was up.

ChicoBlue

Ew. Boobies.

Trexy

I know man, right?

Druhim

Trexy wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Trexy wrote: »

Tipping is supposed to just be for excellent service, but in the US, most waiters’ base pay is so very low that as long as the service was decent I leave a good tip.

I'll leave a decent tip for decent service. If it was better than decent, I'll tip accordingly. Especially if she works those titties.

Know how waitresses are told that human contact = better tips?
Like, putting your hand on someone’s shoulder when you talk to them?
This one waitress literally rested her boob on the dudes shoulder for 5 seconds before he pointed it out to her.
She was leaning over him to glance at a menu the kid further in the booth was holding up.
She apologized profusely and swore that she didn’t realize she was doing it, but we knew what was up.

Well, you've also got to have the sense to know when you're crossing the line and to be able to read who's going to appreciate that and who's not. That's the sort of thing you'd want to err on the side of caution with.

Garlic Bread

The one waiter at this diner gave me two straws in my soda so we joked with ourselves that he wanted to share it with me and I laughed but secretly I would have

Trexy

Druhim wrote: »

Trexy wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Trexy wrote: »

Tipping is supposed to just be for excellent service, but in the US, most waiters’ base pay is so very low that as long as the service was decent I leave a good tip.

I'll leave a decent tip for decent service. If it was better than decent, I'll tip accordingly. Especially if she works those titties.

Know how waitresses are told that human contact = better tips?
Like, putting your hand on someone’s shoulder when you talk to them?
This one waitress literally rested her boob on the dudes shoulder for 5 seconds before he pointed it out to her.
She was leaning over him to glance at a menu the kid further in the booth was holding up.
She apologized profusely and swore that she didn’t realize she was doing it, but we knew what was up.

Well, you've also got to have the sense to know when you're crossing the line and to be able to read who's going to appreciate that and who's not. That's the sort of thing you'd want to err on the side of caution with.

I can imagine people who would react poorly to even a hand on the shoulder.
This seems a bit much, for any crowd really.

Druhim

Keith wrote: »

The one waiter at this diner gave me two straws in my soda so we joked with ourselves that he wanted to share it with me and I laughed but secretly I would have

gaaaaaaaaay

Treeloot

msuitepyon wrote: »

I just returned from the Waffle House. I ate:

• Two eggs (sunny side up)
• Three pieces of bacon
• Triple order of hash browns
• Two pieces toast
• Pecan waffle
• Regular waffle
• Two cups of coffee

I feel like I'm going to have a coronary.

Discuss.

That's not very much food.

I went to a buffet a few days ago and consumed:

5 pieces of sushi
four crab rangoons
2 plates of general tso's chicken
three egg rolls
A big ass bowl of ice cream
a bowl of egg drop soup
A plate full of garlic shrimp and fried shrimp
Some mussels

I wasn't even that full, but I had to leave kind of early.

J. Grant

There was a place in Dallas for a while, but sadly they closed all their locations here. It's called Cheeburger Cheeburger.

Yes, retarded name.

However.

They make huge motherfuckers of cheeseburgers. Check the menu - you can get all kinds of crazy-ass toppings on them.

The day after moving into our house, I took 4 of our friends who'd helped us move to Cheeburger. We brought it all back here.

I had the half-pound patty melt. Couldn't finish the fucking thing, even though the delicious melted swiss, jalapenos and roasted red peppers were crying siren songs to my tongue. My buddy Greg is all Texan - born, raised and bred. At 6'10" and almost 400 lbs, he's a huge motherfucker.

He ate the 1 lb burger with "the works," as well as a double order of fries. It was like watching a rhino devour a produce cart.

Seriously, when you want a huge goddamned fuckin' burger of doom, check that site and see if there's a location near ya. I really miss them.

Johnny Fabulous

16 x 16 at In - n - Out
Two large pizzas from Little Caesars
10 1 pound bean and cheese burritos from Del Taco

These are my eating accomplishments.

Trexy

Burritos are both delicious and greasy enough that eating more pushes the rest further down the tubes.
I could eat them till they were traversing my body at both ends.

Ubik

This one time I at this sandwich that came on a long hoagie roll filled with burger meat and bbq pulled pork and onion rings. It was delicious.

Sheri

Holy crap, is Signs REALLY the only thing on TV at 1 AM on a Saturday night?

I miss PA, where our local station showed original Star Trek episodes at 1 AM on Saturdays.

Trexy

Sheri wrote: »

Holy crap, is Signs REALLY the only thing on TV at 1 AM on a Saturday night?

I miss PA, where our local station showed original Star Trek episodes at 1 AM on Saturdays.

It seems like there is Star Trek on 24/7 where I live in PA.

BusterK

Denny's used to have the Dagwood Breakfast Sandwich
It was eggs, three cheeses, sausage, bacon, and ham all in a half loaf of bread
I used to have that and hash browns
I miss it so much

Sheri

Trexy wrote: »

Sheri wrote: »

Holy crap, is Signs REALLY the only thing on TV at 1 AM on a Saturday night?

I miss PA, where our local station showed original Star Trek episodes at 1 AM on Saturdays.

It seems like there is Star Trek on 24/7 where I live in PA.

Well damn

Are you in eastern PA? Maybe the amount of Star Trek showings increases the further east you get.

Also, I'm talking about late-night local stations, not SpikeTV or whatever.

Torque Monkey

Sheri wrote: »

Holy crap, is Signs REALLY the only thing on TV at 1 AM on a Saturday night?

I miss PA, where our local station showed original Star Trek episodes at 1 AM on Saturdays.

office space just started on comedy central

i'm opting for this over signs

Garlic Bread

Sheri wrote: »

Trexy wrote: »

Sheri wrote: »

Holy crap, is Signs REALLY the only thing on TV at 1 AM on a Saturday night?

I miss PA, where our local station showed original Star Trek episodes at 1 AM on Saturdays.

It seems like there is Star Trek on 24/7 where I live in PA.

Well damn

Are you in eastern PA? Maybe the amount of Star Trek showings increases the further east you get.

east side represent