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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    what is this bullshit

    Turn on your monitor

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Gotem

    Ah, my favourite Saiyan

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    edited November 2019


    This is such a painful read. Studio notes from a test screening/working print of Blade Runner, for those that can’t see the embed; too many to list them on mobile, but here are some good ones:

    “I thought we decided to lose the stick figures”
    “Voiceover is an insult” (mentioned like 4 or 5 times)
    “Deckard at the piano is interminable”
    “This movie gets worse every screening”

    Fawst on
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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Well at least we can rest assured with the fact that the studios didn't know what they were talking about, because that movie came out and it- wait, what? You're telling me it flopped miserably, and a good cut of it wasn't released until ten years later?

    Nevermind

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Blade Runner is interminable

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Doctor Sleep owns though

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I tried to watch Blade Runner once

    Gave up part way through

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    The more a movie is a closeup of someone not saying anything the more artistic it is

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Blade Runner is worth it for Blade Runner 2049

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Blade runner is the perfect movie to play when it's night, it's raining torrentially outside, you've got it on in the background while you do some art, and also you're halfway through a bottle of whiskey.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Blade Runner is weird and great.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Whoa what the hell, good job Bill

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Alex Winter with the "What the fuck you go bill" tweets.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Whoa what the hell, good job Bill

    Would you honestly expect less from one of the founding members of Wyld Stallyns?

    Their music brings about world peace!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Probably comes from someone who was a young man in hollywood when a lot of predators were around.

    I guess he also was the director of a documentary on the Panama Papers so truth to power is his squad goal.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Holy shit how did he snag just "Winter" as his handle, that rules

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Also didn't the studio mandate the Blade Runner voiceover?

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Whoa what the hell, good job Bill

    Would you honestly expect less from one of the founding members of Wyld Stallyns?

    Their music brings about world peace!

    he and Keanu both really seem to have taken "be excellent to each other" to heart

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Honestly when I saw ‘Alex Winter’ and ‘cancel culture’ in a tweet I immediately assumed the worst

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i finally got to see the russian bride today, and it is fucking insane. if you ever wanted to see a coked up corbin bernsen with a katana fight a lady with a hammer for a hand, there is no better place to turn.

    6vjsgrerts6r.png

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Also didn't the studio mandate the Blade Runner voiceover?

    The guys giving the notes are the E.P.'s. Maybe Im wrong but I assume that they aren't necessarily the studio guys that directors normally complain about?

    Quire.jpg
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    the theatrical cut of Blade Runner did suck ass, that's a known fact

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I've always found the narration has a certain charm
    Except the bit where Ford drops the n-word, that is

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I saw both Parasite and Doctor Sleep this weekend and I liked Doctor Sleep more than I liked Parasite.

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I've always found the narration has a certain charm
    Except the bit where Ford drops the n-word, that is
    Wait what? Why would they write that? What context could possibly lead to that?

    Quire.jpg
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Blade Runner is a great example of how being instantly accessible doesn't necessarily mean for better art

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited November 2019
    I only watched Blade Runner for the first time recently and was surprised by how much it didn't feel slow and boring which is what I'd been made to expect. I thought the pace was pretty average. 2049 feels way slower to me.

    Brovid Hasselsmof on
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I've always found the narration has a certain charm
    Except the bit where Ford drops the n-word, that is
    Wait what? Why would they write that? What context could possibly lead to that?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A3JkjScUKY
    1:20

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Oh god that's so bad, all of that, why

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    those studio notes seem mostly accurate. Film is boring and the voice over is bad.

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    The Blade Runner narration is catastrophe grade, Harrison Ford read it with a pistol pressed to the back of his skull and he was strongly considering just taking the bullet throughout

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I've never been more baffled at everyone loving a movie more than Blade Runner. While growing up all my friends claimed they loved it. I much preferred Brazil for my dystopian future bullshit.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I've never seen the 2013 Texas Chainsaw 3D so I guess I'm going to watch it now.

    That's how much I love Alexandra Daddario.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Man my first exposure to Alexandra Daddario was in the episode of Always Sunny she was in, and I let out an audible, "What the fuck?"

    She must have eaten a lot of orphans or whatever.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Man my first exposure to Alexandra Daddario was in the episode of Always Sunny she was in, and I let out an audible, "What the fuck?"

    She must have eaten a lot of orphans or whatever.
    I'm really not following you here

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I was very surprised at how attractive she was. Like when you see your first perfectly plated bowl of chili, you know? It's surprising.

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