What is the Worst Country Song Lyric?

Raijin Quickfoot

Rain is a Good Thing - Luke Bryan
1. https://youtu.be/4VKy69sE4VY
Tequila Makes her Clothes Fall Off - Joe Nichols
2. https://youtu.be/Nj2700em-JQ
I'm Still a Guy - Brad Paisley
3. https://youtu.be/RAyKvN8gVi4
Drop Kick Me Jesus - Bobby Bare
4. https://youtu.be/jsWg0bt9kp4
Honkytonk Badonkadonk - Trace Adkins
5. https://youtu.be/vNVguvNE7qc
Hillbilly Bone - Blake Shelton
6. https://youtu.be/OGoiiwxTWeE
Accidental Racist - Brad Paisley ft LL Cool J
7. https://youtu.be/KSurzeGvPrQ
Take a Knee My Ass - Neal McCoy
8. https://youtu.be/8oY74hOK_iQ
Courtesy of the Red White and Blue(The Angry American) - Toby Keith
9. https://youtu.be/ruNrdmjcNTc
Bait a Hook - Justin Moore
10. https://youtu.be/1XB2peAKwOA

A Dabble Of Thelonius

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

That Bobby Bare lyric is basically perfect. How dare you.

Raijin Quickfoot

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

A Dabble Of Thelonius wrote: »

That Bobby Bare lyric is basically perfect. How dare you.

I refuse to believe Jesus can kick a field goal in sandals.

A Dabble Of Thelonius

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

Jesus has a friend that works at Payless. He will 100% get the discount on sneaks.

Raijin Quickfoot

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

When there was only one set of footprints with a kickass Yeezy logo... That's when I carried you.

Rhesus Positive

Brad Paisley is the only non-comedy musician I've seen in concert (twice)

I'm still not going to excuse his more egregious lyrics and songs, because fuck me

Raijin Quickfoot

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

Rhesus Positive wrote: »

Brad Paisley is the only non-comedy musician I've seen in concert (twice)

I'm still not going to excuse his more egregious lyrics and songs, because fuck me

I'm Still a Guy is rife with amazing lyrics

Rorshach Kringle

i am so mad accidental racist is a real song

Raijin Quickfoot

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

Rorshach Kringle wrote: »

i am so mad accidental racist is a real song

Its REAL bad

HeadCreeps

I heard that shitty 'Bait a Hook' song countless times when I worked at Walmart, along with dozens of other country "classics"

tynic

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

"Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life" is one rugelach reference away from being a Kinky Friedman lyric, it should be nowhere near that list.

Virgil_Leads_You

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

"Just a proud rebel son with an ol can of worms, looking like I gotta lot to learn"
is a real contender, but also honest about one's ignorance and the capacity to be better than a "proud rebel son", which is fucking YIKES as a self identity.

Houk

Drop kick me Jesus, through the goalposts of life

The right one is winning but I didn't wanna vote for something so absolutely shit, so instead I voted for my favorite one.

ph blake

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

It's close, but the phrase "take a knee my ass" is quite possibly one of the stupidest 5 word combinations every put to paper.

spono

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

jesus fucking christ

wandering

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

I can't think of a song with worse, more sexist, or grosser lyrics than Piss Up a Rope by Ween

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7M3EEHYkJ0

My dinner's on fire while she watches TV
And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can
She's got time for the dog and none for her man
And I'm no dope, but I can't cope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope
You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the ag
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope piss up a rope
Uh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the last 6 months I been packin' your bag
You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
I'm sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk
And I'm no dope, but I've lost all hope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope
You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the age
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope piss up a rope

Raijin Quickfoot

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

I will admit... Dropkick me Jesus in on the list because I think it's amazing... But still bad!

Raijin Quickfoot

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

Also, despite the bold claim by Mr. Blake Shelton, I'm very sure I don't have a hillbilly bone.

NightDragon

Where's the "all of them" option

Rhesus Positive

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Rhesus Positive wrote: »

Brad Paisley is the only non-comedy musician I've seen in concert (twice)

I'm still not going to excuse his more egregious lyrics and songs, because fuck me

I'm Still a Guy is rife with amazing lyrics

Counterpoint: Whiskey Lullaby

Uriel

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

Dropkick me Jesus is a hilarious turn of phrase

ASimPerson

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

Uriel wrote: »

Dropkick me Jesus is a hilarious turn of phrase

Yeah, maybe the rest of the song is trash, and I'm sure it's not intentionally hilarious, but it's really just too good.

Uriel

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

Listen to my new song

Spinkick me Jesus

The role of Jesus in the music video is played by JCVD

That's right, The muscles from Nazareth, Jesus Christ Van Damme

Lindsay Lohan

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

List is missing any lyrics from Tim McGraws Indian Outlaw, the most horrendous country song. But still, wonderful list.

For your viewing pleasure:
https://youtu.be/kqlR4IEl_04

TheStig

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

That Toby Keith song doesn't contain the worst lyric but it's still my most hated song because I've heard it approximately 5000 times thanks to being in the army around that time.

UnbrokenEva

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJOVjh7wJkk

Raijin Quickfoot

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

There are many, MANY terrible country lyrics hit represented here.

I mean, there's not a single Kenny Chesney song up there

ph blake

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

https://youtu.be/PYIrs1Dx4Ck

This is the best country song with the best lyrics btw

A duck!

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

Uriel wrote: »

Dropkick me Jesus is a hilarious turn of phrase

It's the perfectly American "notice me, senpai"

Raijin Quickfoot

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

I'm going to start using it as an exclamation.

Well drop kick me Jesus that is one sexy horse.

TheySlashThem

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

I feel like the actual full-stop racism ones are the strongest contenders

Raijin Quickfoot

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

I feel like the actual full-stop racism ones are the strongest contenders

Excuse me...its ACCIDENTAL racism.

ChicoBlue

Pretty cool that the guy who wrote Take a Knee My Ass is named Neal.

Bendery It Like Beckham

Just a proud rebel son with an ol can of worms, looking like I gotta lot to learn

Lindsay Lohan wrote: »

For your viewing pleasure:

I can assure you it most certainly was not.

Tox

Brad Paisley's "We Danced" has this line:

And she said "I know,

PwnanObrien

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

I went with this one because none of the options were Johnny Rebel songs.

Weaver

I just wanted to post some bluegrass.

https://youtu.be/vLK55ShcTeQ

Pinfeldorf

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

I think most David Allen Coe lyrics are likely worse than anything on this list, but would probably also get you banned for poating them.

nightmarenny

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

This is a heck of a couple paragraphs.

Kevin Crist

Honkytonk Badonkadonk is my mom's fav country song and it is embedded into my brain.

Jedoc

Take their stand on bended knee, whether it's on astroturf or grass, I think of those whose freedom was not free and I say, take a knee my ass.

Charge your phone, you maniac.