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KRANCH [bad food]

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I mean, I'd take Nick Offerman's spikey cat dick willingly
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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Off to a great start.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I bet that stuff is good on a burg

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited October 24
    You can take my guns but you'll havw to pry my Kranch from my cold dead hands

    (Because the Kranch killed me)

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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    I had Kranch once

    But they gave me antibiotics and it cleared right up

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  • PeenPeen tw1tch0rz occasionallyRegistered User regular
    I don't want that sauce because I want to control my ratios. As a part of generation remix I can't get down with someone else remixing for me, especially not The Man.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Oh, or kranch chicken wings

    You would probably need to add hot sauce

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Doesn't get much more American than that.
    (Especially when you consider how "spicy" it probably is (not). Like, it might make the needle on a Scoville meter twitch.)

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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
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    Ah yes, Spranch

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    Not a bad food, but this salad dressing brand is the good shit for spicy ranch

    We stopped being able to find it in stores around here and I resorted to buying a box off amazon a few times even.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Since we're still on the condimeshups talk, from the last thread
    MichaelLC wrote:
    For the Asian market, they'll be releasing some special saucy sauces as well:
    Maysoy - mayonnaise and soy sauce
    Rancish - ranch and fish paste
    Relseed - relish and toasted sesame seed

    Almost all of the combos sound disgusting to me as a hater of both mayo and ranch, but I would like to subscribe to Relseed's newsletter (although I would have called it Sesalish)

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Gonna try this laksa ice cream shortly, please send preemptive thoughts and prayers.

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  • ElaroElaro Mister No Fun AllowedRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Gonna try this laksa ice cream shortly, please send preemptive thoughts and prayers.

    RIP Veldrin

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  • UbikUbik another one of the law guys Registered User regular
    who let them put "saucy sauce" on the kranch bottle

    what purpose does that serve

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    You don’t wanna unsaucy sauce, come on man

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Good title.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
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    Ah yes, Spranch

    I think you know darn well it’s Spiancy

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Gonna try this laksa ice cream shortly, please send preemptive thoughts and prayers.

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    Well

    I gotta give it to them

    this really did just straight up taste like fairly spicy laksa soup mixed with vanilla ice cream

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
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    the coloring is very confusing because I thought it was something starting with Kra plus something ending in nch

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Yeah you know, kratchup and futnch.

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Kraut and Ranch.

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  • SorceSorce Registered User regular
    34 Frozen Pizzas, Ranked by How Close to Delivery They Taste

    Totino's rank surprised me, but that's probably because there's a boatload of frozen pizza brands I've never heard of.

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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat Brave Sir Robin Registered User regular
    Outsiders is some good stuff. I've been meaning to try the "Milwaukee" style for a while but I can never not grab the Detroit style when I'm in the frozen isle.

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  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hornyRegistered User regular
    Is Milwaukee style a beer-based crust with bratwurst and sauerkraut

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 24
    Of all of those I've only tried DiGiorno's and I hated it so based on that ranking I think I'm just gonna (continue to) avoid frozen pizza in the US.

    tynic on
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Yo we Kranching in here?

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I enjoy a red baron pizza

    Not because I think it tastes like delivery but because it's not bad for a frozen pizza

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    When I do frozen pizza I like Screaming Scillian or maybe a Red Baron. I know I'm not getting delivery quality but eh, its good

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Screamin Sicilian Bessies Revenge is top tier frozen pizza.

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Yo we Kranching in here?

    We totally getting our Kranch on.

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  • TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    Don't we have international treaties banning chemical warfare like Kranch?

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Honestly as a kid one of my favorite snacks was mixing ketchup and ranch together then dipping slices of bologna.

    I don't really know why I never got fat.

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Honestly as a kid one of my favorite snacks was mixing ketchup and ranch together then dipping slices of bologna.

    I don't really know why I never got fat.

    Because you hadn't hit that 18-20 metabolism wall yet.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    When I do frozen pizza I like Screaming Scillian or maybe a Red Baron. I know I'm not getting delivery quality but eh, its good

    I like red baron but I have not had one as of late since the folded bake to rise monster. I have been having a well Wal mart brand bake to rise peperoni. It did recently go massively up in price {from 3.98 to 5.38} so I feel I should look for a different frozen pizza

  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    i made mustard and it's pretty good

    also

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  • ApocalyptusApocalyptus Registered User regular
    Ooh what kind of chillies did you use?

  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hornyRegistered User regular
    Hot ones

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  • Lord HomsarLord Homsar Lord of Hammers Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Yo we Kranching in here?



    One might eat their own pants with a side of Kranch.

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    Post-Apocalypse Yoshinoya - Donburi In A Can | Japanese Emergency Rations 12:56

  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    MREs are suddenly all the rage on Youtube right now.

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