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Lovely Ladies and Chauvinist Cosplay: 2019 *NSF56K*
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You know what I like, my fellow humans? I like girls with fit bodies wearing insane national outfits. That's right ladies and gents, it's time for the Miss Universe National costumes show! Now that show actually doesn't happen until Dec 6 2019, but in the meantime, I found out there's a contest called Miss Supranational that ALSO has national costumes so enjoy that while we wait a week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYFL_ItVZ0s
My favorite so far is Miss Cameroon and her kooky bird dance.
Edit: The announcer's mic is terrible and half the time I can't hear what country she's saying, but you can see a list of the contestants here and they come out alphabetically by country, so you can figured out which country is walking by that.
There is also a preview video for Miss Universe costumes and it has some great entries, but for those that want to be surprised the day-of, I'll put it in spoilers:
Edit: Miss Universe 2019 costume show is here:
https://youtu.be/opm3j6LEH-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYFL_ItVZ0sMy favorite so far is Miss Cameroon and her kooky bird dance.
Edit: The announcer's mic is terrible and half the time I can't hear what country she's saying, but you can see a list of the contestants here and they come out alphabetically by country, so you can figured out which country is walking by that.
There is also a preview video for Miss Universe costumes and it has some great entries, but for those that want to be surprised the day-of, I'll put it in spoilers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt2B5E5kMq8Edit: Miss Universe 2019 costume show is here:
https://youtu.be/opm3j6LEH-I "excuse my French
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
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As soon as I have a URL for the live show I'll post it.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
Miss United States, you're a gorgeous lady, but that's the saddest sex eagle we've ever put out there, and let me remind you I've seen a LOT of sex eagles.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
I really don't want to Google sex eagle, do I?
Proooooobably not, so here's an example from Miss Universe:
Just a good ol' wholesome, all-American sex eagle.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
I apologize if, by saying "Sex eagle", it seems like I'm in any way diminishing that Miss Universe costume. I think that Miss Universe costume is great, full stop.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
https://nypost.com/2019/12/01/miss-usa-cheslie-kryst-reveals-national-costume-for-miss-universe/amp/
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
It's finals week for me so I've been too distracted to watch yet! I'll do commentary another day.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
Or if we get an awesome costume like hockey lady
I'm hearing the utter silence at the host's opening jokes and I already want to die.
JFC. Watching this opening. Nothing he said landed. Nothing.
I'm getting the impression that when this thing is hosted in the USA, the producers don't give a shit about this part of the competition. At least so far I haven't seen them hire anyone competent to host it.
Edit: At least the lady seems to be professional. The guy host just "joked" that he's a little drunk and I'm thinking that's him probably being honest.
Edit: HOLY SHIT THEY'RE DOING RHYMING AGAIN, WHAT THE FUCK YOU DUMB SHITS.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
"Having a ball as a large waterfall, its Argentina!"
Aruba!
this year's costume was inspired by a very specific event in our recent history
WEED
I feel like something better could be done with it than just monochrome peacock though
Miss Laos came with her own cosplay ride
She also had a banner saying Stop fire, save Amazon
Canada was odd
*crickets*
Maybe the comment panned because like dude, no. Your pants aren't even tight, they're just like, regular pants.
When you posted this, I assumed you were joking. No, they actually said this. I'm dying.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
jesus I thought I misheard that one
Ukraine
United Kingdom
Canada's other outfit
The Netherlands looks like a mini I have for AOS
Australia's was made from over 200 recycled materials
Umm, did the Canada team tell them that, or did the dude come up with it. It definitely seems like someone doesn't quite realize at all what's going on, because we've had medical marijuana for like eighteen years
First costume that stands out to me is Miss Argentina. The idea itself is not particularly interesting, but the craftsmanship is top tier. This is what separates this contest from Miss Supranational.
Also I was surprised at first because I thought she was wearing a thong when she turned around, which would be very racy for this contest. Then I realized she's just wearing nude-colored nickers.
Edit: I'll be trying to post high quality images so you can see details, but Vanilla right now is squishing everything annoyingly. Just click to see the actual image I posted. Yes, it's within size limits for this board.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
I posted Canada's other outfit
This is Laos again but with the Amazon statement
Malaysia's weigh's over 30KG and features many of the foods and delicacies
Because it was built in El Salvador broken down for the flight and rebuilt here I can see why it did not quite work out
For comparison, Miss Thailand from 2015:
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"