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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    When I was in undergrad, beards were rare and men would squabble about their hair wax brands.
    the truly hardcore used surfboard wax.

    Honestly that sounds better than the Elmer's glue I have known folks to use.

    what

    some people don't deserve to have hair

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    why on Earth would you use Elmer's glue

    bluesky/tumblr
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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    This just makes me think I dont know what glue is or maybe what beards are

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Because nothing else will hold your hawk up once it's more than a foot long

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Oh glue in your upstairs hair that makes sense

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Jack and Jill
    the reason most punks go bald early is cause they use spray in hair dye and elmers glue

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Elmer's doesn't get that stiff though... I would think your hawk would get all rubbery and fall over?

    bluesky/tumblr
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Tom Bombadildo

    Is that anything

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Elmer's doesn't get that stiff though... I would think your hawk would get all rubbery and fall over?

    It does when you mix it into your hair and also never shower because you're a gutterpunk

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Dildo Baggins thats not nothin dont even try to tell me it is

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Jack and Jill
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Elmer's doesn't get that stiff though... I would think your hawk would get all rubbery and fall over?

    It does when you mix it into your hair and also never shower because you're a gutterpunk

    it must be stated that a crucial part of the lifestyle for many punks is maintaining a certain degree of bodily grit, stench, tar stains, and generally just Being Gross

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Schmimpy Pim- no god what am I saying wrote: »
    Dildo Baggins thats not nothin dont even try to tell me it is

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    When I had liberty spikes I used Got2Be hair glue

    I get a little wistful whenever I see it still on shelves

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Oh my land what wits at Harvard

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Scream
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    Rob Zombie brand beard/motor oil.

    DRAGULA: FOR MEN

    Strong enough for a man. pH balanced for a car.

    astrobstrd on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    When I had liberty spikes I used Got2Be hair glue

    I get a little wistful whenever I see it still on shelves

    remembering the photo of you with that hair is a constant source of joy and relief to me

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Chincymcchilla wrote: »
    Anyway Tom Bombadil is a gentrifier
    Tom Bombadil lives in perfect harmony with his surroundings, and was around before anyone else!
    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien wrote:
    Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside.

    A survivor's story.
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    When I had liberty spikes I used Got2Be hair glue

    I get a little wistful whenever I see it still on shelves

    Yeah, that's what I use when I want to bring my current hair into a sharp spike.

    Usually it's more relaxed though, otherwise I start knocking into doorways and such.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I recently read a book where a character has a head of hair that is thick and tangled and matted with blood and filth over many years to the point where it is capable of stopping a 9mm bullet, I am intrigued by the material characteristics of clotted blood and filth reinforced with hair

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    When I had liberty spikes I used Got2Be hair glue

    I get a little wistful whenever I see it still on shelves

    remembering the photo of you with that hair is a constant source of joy and relief to me

    My life is a long and unbroken chain of questionable hair decisions

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    When I had liberty spikes I used Got2Be hair glue

    I get a little wistful whenever I see it still on shelves

    remembering the photo of you with that hair is a constant source of joy and relief to me

    My life is a long and unbroken chain of questionable hair decisions

    the only question I've had about your hair since I've known you is "how do I get mine to do that?"

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    When I had liberty spikes I used Got2Be hair glue

    I get a little wistful whenever I see it still on shelves

    remembering the photo of you with that hair is a constant source of joy and relief to me

    My life is a long and unbroken chain of questionable hair decisions

    the only question I've had about your hair since I've known you is "how do I get mine to do that?"

    Have you tried drinking more Four Loko

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    High School Musical
    Four Loko tastes like rotting sunscreen

    I ate an engineer
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Four Loko tastes like rotting sunscreen

    It tastes like jolly ranchers melted down and poured into an Olde English

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    High School Musical
    Yeah, rotting sunscreen

    I ate an engineer
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Like rancid sunlight, like curdled warmth

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Four Loko tastes like rotting sunscreen

    It tastes like jolly ranchers melted down and poured into an Olde English

    which flavor of jolly rancher tho

  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    The last time I drank four loko I woke up on my neighbors porch with no pants, then came home to find out my roommate accidently shot up our washing machine.

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Four Loko tastes like rotting sunscreen

    It tastes like jolly ranchers melted down and poured into an Olde English

    which flavor of jolly rancher tho

    I have to assume the answer is “all of them at the same time.”

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    since when does Morbius have echolocation

    and why would it even benefit him, there's nothing wrong with his eyes!

    how else he gonna see in the dark

    He just gets Spider-Man to turn off the dark

  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Four Loko tastes like rotting sunscreen

    It tastes like jolly ranchers melted down and poured into an Olde English

    which flavor of jolly rancher tho

    Taste the regretful rainbow

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Scream
    Garlic Bread wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    since when does Morbius have echolocation

    and why would it even benefit him, there's nothing wrong with his eyes!

    how else he gonna see in the dark

    He just gets Spider-Man to turn off the dark

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_QWYfZLdkAE

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Chincymcchilla wrote: »
    Schmimpy Pim- no god what am I saying wrote: »
    Chincymcchilla wrote: »
    Tom Bombadil turned a school for under privileged inner city youths into a kitschy bar for rich white people

    Parts of the city where I live are gentrifying to the extent that you can right now sit in a trendy hipsterish restaurant and raise your eighteen dollar glass of wine and toast the dudes who hang out in front of the Salvation Army through the front windows

    oh sorry I was referring to a real thing


    I hate the beard guy in this video

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Jack and Jill
    well yeah he's a gentrifying hipster

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    low rent haley joel osment on comedy bang bang looking motherfucker

  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Because nothing else will hold your hawk up once it's more than a foot long

    I 100 percent did this for a time when I was 19 and used Elmer's glue because I had no idea what I was doing and heard one of my punk friends mentioning that "oh it totally works you should try it."

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Jack and Jill

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Jack and Jill
    Please enjoy this piece of screenwriting wisdom from JJ Abrams, courtesy of a recent interview on screencraft (https://screencraft.org/2020/01/07/screenwriting-wisdom-from-j-j-abrams/)

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Jack and Jill
    hhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Jack and Jill
    "Slap the keyboard and turn in whatever comes out as your final draft" - J.J. Abrams

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