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Granny Grows Horn

cowmeetcowmeet Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
Just saw this.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2335990.html

I was just thinking, what if I grow a horn?

What would you do?

(not if I grew a horn but if you did)

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    FF9

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I was walking to work today at 7am and I started thinking "what would I do if a hellspawn demon attacked me right now? Long story short it ended up with my biting off his nose while I grabbed his two huge ass horns and ripped them off. I would then proceed to impale him on his own horns. It was a pretty awesome walk to work.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    dead people cowmeet would like to fuck

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm just thankful that you didn't add a 'y' to the end of the thread title

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think that grandma just made my HORN grow 8-)

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    SullySully Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Human horn

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    ShinobiShinobi Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    thank you internet

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Sully wrote: »
    Human horn
    i think i'll have fry's lower horn jerked

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    SullySully Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's used to it! WOOOOO

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    I never thought I'd escape with my wing-dang-doodle, but I pulled it out!

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    SullySully Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Just like at the movie theatre! WOOOO

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I always knew old people would be the end of the world

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    StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    EVOLUTION BABY

    Time to listen to Pearl Jam.

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    HELL YEAH IF I HAD A HORN ON MY FOREHEAD I COULD FINALLY SLEEP FACING DOWN

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    sully will you marry me

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    For being from a country that uses fighter planes and missiles to control the weather and has roaming clouds of industrial waste this is not suprising at all.

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE--8gqBYzA&mode=related&search=

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    SullySully Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    sully will you marry me

    Only if I can still make out with other guys.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.

    and she has a horn too!

    gross

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Sully wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    sully will you marry me

    Only if I can still make out with other guys.

    same for me

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    She's going to die unless she cups her hands over her ears. I know this, because I saw it on TV.

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    DarkHawkeDarkHawke Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Stigma wrote: »
    EVOLUTION BABY

    Hooray for mutation. Soon we shall all have horns, all of us! We shall use them to duel over potential mates.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    She said it started out as a mole.

    Is it attached to her skull? Aren't horns attached to the skull?

    It looks like you could grab it and twist, and pull it around.

    She needs to have someone pry that thing off.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    but at the end of the day i am guanteed some sex
    butt or other

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    SullySully Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wouldn't have it any other way.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    you are all invited to my wedding

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So is it bone, or just skin cells, or cancer, or what?

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    and my bedding :winky:

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Today I was getting off the access road that runs by my neighborhood, to turn into said neighborhood. There is an overpass to the left of the access road, and the road gradually slopes downward, so you can see most of the overpass on your way down the access road.

    Anyway, as I was driving down I saw a blue semi-truck on the overpass. For a split second, I honestly thought it would detach its trailer and transform into Optimus Prime.

    I think I'm going crazy, but in a completely awesome way.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's not a tumah!

    Or, well, it probably is a tumah.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I once saw a dude that had a small bump in the middle of his forhead. It wasnt a mole or anything it just looking like a bone with skin on it about the size of the very tip of a thumb.

    Motherfucker looked like he was becoming a unicorn.

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    Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I once saw a dude that had a small bump in the middle of his forhead. It wasnt a mole or anything it just looking like a bone with skin on it about the size of the very tip of a thumb.

    Motherfucker looked like he was becoming a unicorn.

    hey, that's pretty magical

    you should have kept up with him, you may have missed your chance to become a Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher type hero

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    SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    She said it started out as a mole.

    Is it attached to her skull? Aren't horns attached to the skull?

    It looks like you could grab it and twist, and pull it around.

    She needs to have someone pry that thing off.

    Your dick looks like you could grab it and twist, and pull it around.

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    BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    FF9

    Elfen Lied.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Basic wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    FF9

    Elfen Lied.

    That show fuckin sucked

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    First thought to enter my mind was "olol dickhead."

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    PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I can just picture that thing making a sickening pop sound as you twist it off and nasty horn matter shooting everywhere.

    *shiver*

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Its actually just full of soy sauce.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Horned Grandma: The video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8FxsWNwjmc

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