Sting of the Ring

Justboy

Hey, been a member and reader for a while but havent had a need to post,however ive been having a bit of an issue recently that i could do with some anonymous adivce on before heading for the Docs, as i really dont fancy a doctors appointment. The common word for it im sure is 'ring sting', but this really is quite possibly the most severe example of ring sting going. When it hits i just can't help but dig away at it with my fingers to relieve the pain. My housemates have suggested going to the Doc, but im a pretty hairy guy, and aside from the embarassment of having my arse spread by a middle aged man, i really dont want to inflict a hairy irritated brown eye on the poor man. Can anyone offer any advice on ointments, diet or medicine for the problem?Any help will be greatly appreciated, im in the middle of finals atm and sitting down for 3 hours straight is like torture

Cheers

JUSTBOY

Szechuanosaurus

Man, do you think you have hemorrhoids or are you just not douching right?

I'm not going to link to the wiki article on hemorrhoids because it is loaded with close-ups of sphincters, but I'm sure oyu can find your own way there.

Justboy

well, being students we use cheap store brand loo roll, im not sure if it might be the roughness of that which is causing it or something else? i guess id have to have a look at it myself, but im not really keen on getting a mirror down there tbh

silence1186

Up your fiber. Apple a day and all that.

Szechuanosaurus

I think you'd probably need to get an endoscope down there. It could just be chaffing from the cheap loo roll or it could equally be a result of a student diet and/or life style. If you're digging away at it...man, that doesn't sound like loo roll chaffing to me. Do you wash your anus when you shower?

Justboy

I do, at least i try to, i kinda forget most of the time, though occasionally when its a little soapy it can sting. I'd like to think i have a relatively gd diet for a student, i try not to skimp on quality food, drink plenty of water and eat a lot of fruit and veg so im not really sure what could be causing it....it really is both perplexing and uncomfortable.I was thinking about getting some kind of ointment but im a bit hesitant, applying cream to my browneye is not exactly my idea of fun

Jimmy King

Just go buy some decent toilet paper and be sure to wash your ass. That's what my roommate and I did when we were in college. We just bought our own toilet paper to use when in our dorm. We had suites where one bathroom was shared between two dorms, but if you're in a normal dorm with community toilets, there's still no reason you couldn't just carry a roll down there with you when you go.

Szechuanosaurus

Justboy wrote: »

applying cream to my browneye is not exactly my idea of fun

Kids these days...you haven't lived 'til you've experimented with sticking a few creams up your bum.

At least a finger coated in hemorrhoid cream is better than just jamming your bare finger up there and poking around.

Justboy

Sorry, had to get a new sig out of that last post, too good to miss. So i guess i might try out some ointments...got any favourites as it were? Also do i need a small mirror to apply effectively?and more importantly is it not gonna be a little cold and weird feeling?tbh in my 21 years of life ive never really been near my a hole...its all very daunting