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I guess that's fair if you're only interested in the one character and not a quality moviegoing experience.
Well considering Jack is the movie...
Hardly. Even the "Jack moments" weren't very funny IMO.
The whole hallucinating two smaller jacks thing felt kind of tacked on. "Part-of-the-Dutchman" Jack definitely did feel tacked on. "NOBODY MOVE! I've lost my brain." Har har.
I thought Geoffrey Rush made an awesome batshit insane pirate (of course that could just be my Australianism skewering that opinion).
Kiera Knightlys character was frankly shithouse and contrived.
That 'rousing' speech bullshit was groan worthy. At least they didn't go far as to make her Calypso (as they were hinting with the dialog with Chow Yun Fat), that wouldve ruined the whole movie. But they should have done more with Calypso. That arc seemed wasted (olol whirlpool).
Finally, they should have done more with Orlando Blooms character, his arc seemed rushed.
It deserved my money, but the first one is still my fav.
Is the plot closely connected to Dead Man's Chest, or can I see World's End without having seen Chest? I'm pretty sure Curse of the Black Pearl didn't have much related to Chest simply because they didn't plan on doing a sequel.
Loved every second of it. Completely incoherent plot that will probably take multiple watches for me to understand, but I didn't go for the plot (did anyone?), I came to see Jonny Depp, Bill Nighy and Geoffrey Rush pirate it the fuck up! And man was I satisfied! Fun fun fun. A few bits I loved and hated:
The whole film looked amazing... the final sea battle, you genuinely did not know where to look because there was so much cool shit going on.
Keith Richards. Fully expected him to be shit... he was great!
Barbossa as the quintessential mad bastard pirate. They brought him back and he didn't disappoint me.
Davy Jones' arc. I really felt for him by the end.
Really liked the opening scene with the singing. Quite well done I thought.
The multiple Sparrows, especially when they made it clear he was just fucking talking to himself
The general sense of fun throughout...
The ending. Will becomes the captain of the Dutchman, Barbossa gets the Pearl back (YES!), and Sparrow ends up back where he started, alone in a tiny boat with a new treasure to chase.
Stuff I didn't like:
Really, really wish they'd shown the death of the Kraken.
Would have liked more Davy Jones, he seemed rather absent in the first hour or so of the film.
And apparently Depp has signed up for Pirates 4... I'm hoping they make it a one-off ala Curse of The Black Pearl, completely self-contained, hopefully
Jack and Barbossa race to find the Fountain of Youth, Will makes a cameo as captain of the Dutchman, but not as a main character
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I very much liked it.
the first hour or so, the sets or locations were incredible. absolutely incredible.
I liked it overall as just a fun, moviegoing experience, but I couldn't resist the opinion that a great much of the story could have been trimmed in favor of a shorter and more coherent movie.
That said, I did laugh several times as well as experience a good deal of "Awesome." moments.
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Having seen Shrek 3 (Fuck you I'm a sap) and Spider-Man 3 also, I'd say that this is the best 3rd sequel I've seen this summer.
I had Bootstraps fucking PEGGED to be the one to off Davy.
I thought that the resolution of the plot between Will and Elizabeth was pretty effective - we got a wedding and everything, but it didn't pull the audience out of the piratey goodness, and neither did it give a completely happy ending - my girlfriend, on the other hand, hated that part. She also didn't like how easy it was to get Jack back, what with the pebble-crabs (Crustaceans in disguise!) and everything.
I could have done with a bit less of either Pintel or Ragetti (whichever one is the bald one), but it seemed that the rest of the characters had decent endings, and they worked well together.
The piratey feel was definitely there - especially Shipwreck Cove with its amazing design, and the odd bits of nautical folklore - incidentally, has anybody ever seen the Green Flash? A captain I once knew told me about it a few years ago, but I've never seen it.
I kind of hope that there isn't another movie - unless it was done incredibly well, it would just seem tacked on to the franchise.
As an aside, we had a Transformers trailer before the film, which was crap - far too choppy and only about thirty seconds long. The only decent part was a neak peek at Optimus Prime's vehicular form, but otherwise it would not have appealed to me had I not seen the previous trailers.
Having seen Shrek 3 (Fuck you I'm a sap) and Spider-Man 3 also, I'd say that this is the best 3rd sequel I've seen this summer.
This I can definitely agree on. And plus, there were straight scenes of fighting and awesomeness that lasted 30 minutes... of just fighting. I mean, that's what I was looking for.
Though...
I feel bad for lover boy and lover girl... Davy Jones is a meanie. Jack could've been the captain of the Dutchman! I mean, this ending was better, but I still feel bad that it wasn't happy happy.
And yeah... this movie would be a good ending place, for real. If there is a #4, it'd have to be fan-fucking-tastic, or it would just be stupid.
I'll definitely give this one the thumbs up, but I think it's the weakest of the three.
First off, they killed Norrington - the only character I really liked - without any rhyme or reason. It was especially irritating because Pintel and Ragetti got so much screen time. Knightley's character was 10 kinds of lame, Bloom got the shaft, and I the resolution for them was kind of depressing, to tell the truth. Most of the build-up for Calypso was utterly wasted, too. I was also irritated that Beckett died like that. I didn't care much for Elizabeth, but I still wanted her to kill him.
I think what bothered me most was the complete lack of emotional impact of the two major deaths: Norrington and Governor Swan. They were just footnotes; 2 minutes after the scene, it ceased being relevant. I really didn't care for the ending, either. At least as far as Will and Elizabeth were concerned. What bummer.
That said, the Flying Dutchman and the Black Pearl vs. the Endeavour? Awesome! And I thought Rush and Depp were fantastic, as usual.
Definetly enjoyed this one more then the second one. Depp as usual took the show
The Keith Richards cameo was great and of course his introduction was fantastic with a ship full of Jack Sparrow and...crabs!?
Liked the ending as well, left it open for a sequel (gee whiz who didn't see that coming) but without any major cliff hangers.
I did have a few qualms (some of the deaths seemed a bit unnecessary, some of the character developments left a bit to be desired), but, by and large, it's hard to complain with how fun the flick was. It was long, but I wasn't sitting there fidgeting like a kid by the time the 2 hour 15 minute point rolled around, which is a good thing.
Variable said this, and he's right: Pirates is best viewed in the same frame of mind that many of us probably watch the Indiana Jones movies. You don't go into them seeking a commentary on man's plight in the changing social landscape...you go to see pirates jumping around swinging swords while monkies, zombies, and midgets all pop up to keep you on your toes.
Man I had the biggest grin on my face for every second Geoffrey Rush was on screen. That guy is the best pirate ever. I mean for serious.
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Too much Monkey humor, too many forced rum jokes (although a lot less than the last one).
I didn't mind Elizabeth in this one as much as the last two.
Too many plot elements that intertwined, so it didn't give any weight to anything:
Davey Jones & Calypso went nowhere, which is a shame because I liked both of the characters. Giant Calypso was kind of O_o
East India Trading company made a good overall "bad guy" but there wasn't too much motive there. Just "see? they're bad. They hung a kid and all these lovable pirates"
After all that time, Davey Jones just killed the admiral (even while the canons were still pointed at his heart, iirc). Why didn't he do this sooner?
Even after Davey Jones's crew killed the EITC the EITC were with them when they boarded the Pearl during the last fight.
I liked Will Turner's plot, I wish they had done more to advance it along in the 2nd movie instead of rushed it in this movie.
I didn't quite understand the Sparrow / Turner trade during the small island parlay. Turner still betrayed the entire pirate population, so I don't see what was accomplished there.
Holy crap the pirates from around the world were AWESOME. I loved the regional clothes and stereotypical characters and ship designs. The makeup and costume work in this movie is second to none. I loved the Persian pirate with the crazy huge beard and high voice.
I agree with Norrington/Governer Swan. They were MAJOR characters in the first one, and Norrington was even pretty important in #2. He was almost a cameo in the 3rd. Very disappointing. I was wishing with Elizabeth that he'd finally decide on being a pirate so I could see him in full pirate gear. I'd love to see him captain a ship like the Interceptor again.
I guess I'm alone, but I thought the parts with multiple Jacks (other than the very first scene) were stupid. Especially the little Jacks on his shoulders.
All in all I'd say the movie suffered from "too much". Visually, though, it was stunning. The sense of scale was absolutely IMMENSE. I'm also pleased I could follow the fight scenes as well as I could.
The ending was perfect, though. Bittersweet, and most everything coming full circle. Barbossa with the Pearl and Jack back on his sailboat, down on his luck. Will Turner made a fantastic pirate.
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VariableMouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered Userregular
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as much as Will's ending is sad, he is the perfect man for the job he has taken. while he didn't start out as a pirate, I can't imagine anyone taking on the job and being more of a classic pirate than he will be. and we know he won't just want to kill everyone like the last captain. Plus, true love in movies is so much stronger than true love in real life, makes it workable to me.
I thought it was wonderful. The first scene with Jack was some of the best filmmaking I've seen in a while.
There were so many twists and turns you weren't ever certain who was up to what, or who you wanted to root for.
Not to mention it felt like a complete "story" this time around since it had a conclusion. My one gripe with Pirates 2 was that there was all this buildup and then "Tune in next year, Same Pirate time! Same Pirate Channel!"
I quite liked At World's End, it was much better than the second one.
My only question is this:
Why didn't the pirates just go to Isla de Muerta prior to the final battle, each take one piece of Aztec gold, thus rendering themselves immortal before going into battle with, you know, immortals?
Just a little thing they probably should've thought off. You know, being pirates and thinking outside the box a little bit.
I greatly enjoyed the movie. However, there's one glaring thing which (once I thought about it) irks me.
Okay, so there's these 9 pirate lords, and they all got their piece of eight from their predecessor, passed on forever and ever. So how did Barbossa and Jack both get pieces, since Barbossa used to be his first mate?
I know, there's 10 million potential explanations, but that oversight just bothers me
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edited May 2007
I loved the film but my siblings hate it with an undying passion. Their reasons?
1.)Will and Elizabeth don't wind up settling down (My sister said explicitly that she'll never get over that)
2.) Jack doesn't get the Pearl back
3.) the film (sorta) leaves you hanging at the end
4.) they killed off some of our favorite characters (governor Swan! NO!)
5.) the film was a lot darker and grittier than that first one
I'd like to know though, are their reasons justified?
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no. I think it was a great ending, and much better than
I didn't quite understand the Sparrow / Turner trade during the small island parlay. Turner still betrayed the entire pirate population, so I don't see what was accomplished there.
I think it begins at the part where Jack gives Will the compass and throws him overboard. They are both working together to manipulate everyone. A second viewing will probably make it clearer, but at the end, they were playing both sides. Jack needed to be on the Dutchman, to get the heart. Up until Will was forced to stab the heart, Jack was planning on doing it himself.
Also, about the pirate lords..
According to Wikipedia, Barbossa is the Pirate Lord of the Caspian Sea.
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Also, did anyone else think this?
Depending on how strict the rules of ferrying the dead to the other side, couldn't Elizabeth just go out on a boat and meet up with Will in the middle of ocean now and again?
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darunia106J-bob in gamesDeath MountainRegistered Userregular
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no. I think it was a great ending, and much better than
and they live happily ever after
Now that's what I thought.
When my sister stated that the ending wasn't what she expected I thoght right then "they threw a curveball and made an ending you wouldn't have seen from a mile away!? How dare they!" Seriously though, I thought the ending was just fantastic, kinda like if Davy Jones' legend in the movie was a bit happier (what with Will leaving his heart with his wife, only being able to see her every ten years). What I thought would be even cooler is if Will came back after a decade and discovered that his wife had a baby.
I also like how the movie came full circle. Mr. Gibs goes back to booze-drinking and life as a slob, Barbossa's and Jack's rivalry will just keep on going, and now Jack is right back in a dinghy with a magic compass and a treasure on his mind.
Enough about my family gripes, what I loved was
Beckett's death scene where he walks down the steps of the Endeavor as the ship is torn apart, sort of symbolic of his evil plans and little ordered world coming apart
Loved it, will definitely get the entire trilogy when it comes out in one boxset and laugh at my siblings for their movie tastes.
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Depending on how strict the rules of ferrying the dead to the other side, couldn't Elizabeth just go out on a boat and meet up with Will in the middle of ocean now and again?
I thought that too but the ferrying the dead thing I think has Will strictly staying in the Locker while he does his job, or that was what the movie was implying. Seems to me that if you wanted to sail in the living world, you'd end up looking like ol' squid-head.
When my sister stated that the ending wasn't what she expected I thoght right then "they threw a curveball and made an ending you wouldn't have seen from a mile away!? How dare they!" Seriously though, I thought the ending was just fantastic, kinda like if Davy Jones' legend in the movie was a bit happier (what with Will leaving his heart with his wife, only being able to see her every ten years). What I thought would be even cooler is if Will came back after a decade and discovered that his wife had a baby.
I also like how the movie came full circle. Mr. Gibs goes back to booze-drinking and life as a slob, Barbossa's and Jack's rivalry will just keep on going, and now Jack is right back in a dinghy with a magic compass and a treasure on his mind.
Enough about my family gripes, what I loved was
Beckett's death scene where he walks down the steps of the Endeavor as the ship is torn apart, sort of symbolic of his evil plans and little ordered world coming apart
Loved it, will definitely get the entire trilogy when it comes out in one boxset and laugh at my siblings for their movie tastes.
Oh yeah, totally agree. I also really liked..
After the Flying Dutchman reappears, when it and the crew shows the change in leadership.
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Really? Why?
Better Jack moments.
I guess that's fair if you're only interested in the one character and not a quality moviegoing experience.
Yes.
Well considering Jack is the movie...
Good to know, thanks.
This trilogy trend is really bothering me. I like things that can stand on their own.
Hardly. Even the "Jack moments" weren't very funny IMO.
Johnny Depp was awesome of course.
I thought Geoffrey Rush made an awesome batshit insane pirate (of course that could just be my Australianism skewering that opinion).
Kiera Knightlys character was frankly shithouse and contrived.
Finally, they should have done more with Orlando Blooms character, his arc seemed rushed.
It deserved my money, but the first one is still my fav.
They managed to finish it up nicely.
Plus... Keith Richards.
edit: and yes, Geoffrey Rush does indeed make a wonderful insane Pirate. He was as into his character as Depp was it seemed.
What's new? God, that King Arthur movie pissed me off.
The whole film looked amazing... the final sea battle, you genuinely did not know where to look because there was so much cool shit going on.
Keith Richards. Fully expected him to be shit... he was great!
Barbossa as the quintessential mad bastard pirate. They brought him back and he didn't disappoint me.
Davy Jones' arc. I really felt for him by the end.
Really liked the opening scene with the singing. Quite well done I thought.
The multiple Sparrows, especially when they made it clear he was just fucking talking to himself
The general sense of fun throughout...
The ending. Will becomes the captain of the Dutchman, Barbossa gets the Pearl back (YES!), and Sparrow ends up back where he started, alone in a tiny boat with a new treasure to chase.
Stuff I didn't like:
Really, really wish they'd shown the death of the Kraken.
Would have liked more Davy Jones, he seemed rather absent in the first hour or so of the film.
And apparently Depp has signed up for Pirates 4... I'm hoping they make it a one-off ala Curse of The Black Pearl, completely self-contained, hopefully
Jack and Barbossa race to find the Fountain of Youth, Will makes a cameo as captain of the Dutchman, but not as a main character
the first hour or so, the sets or locations were incredible. absolutely incredible.
That said, I did laugh several times as well as experience a good deal of "Awesome." moments.
I could have done with a bit less of either Pintel or Ragetti (whichever one is the bald one), but it seemed that the rest of the characters had decent endings, and they worked well together.
The piratey feel was definitely there - especially Shipwreck Cove with its amazing design, and the odd bits of nautical folklore - incidentally, has anybody ever seen the Green Flash? A captain I once knew told me about it a few years ago, but I've never seen it.
I kind of hope that there isn't another movie - unless it was done incredibly well, it would just seem tacked on to the franchise.
As an aside, we had a Transformers trailer before the film, which was crap - far too choppy and only about thirty seconds long. The only decent part was a neak peek at Optimus Prime's vehicular form, but otherwise it would not have appealed to me had I not seen the previous trailers.
Though...
And yeah... this movie would be a good ending place, for real. If there is a #4, it'd have to be fan-fucking-tastic, or it would just be stupid.
I think what bothered me most was the complete lack of emotional impact of the two major deaths: Norrington and Governor Swan. They were just footnotes; 2 minutes after the scene, it ceased being relevant. I really didn't care for the ending, either. At least as far as Will and Elizabeth were concerned. What bummer.
That said, the Flying Dutchman and the Black Pearl vs. the Endeavour? Awesome! And I thought Rush and Depp were fantastic, as usual.
Liked the ending as well, left it open for a sequel (gee whiz who didn't see that coming) but without any major cliff hangers.
Variable said this, and he's right: Pirates is best viewed in the same frame of mind that many of us probably watch the Indiana Jones movies. You don't go into them seeking a commentary on man's plight in the changing social landscape...you go to see pirates jumping around swinging swords while monkies, zombies, and midgets all pop up to keep you on your toes.
Given those parameters, Pirates 3 delivers.
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I didn't mind Elizabeth in this one as much as the last two.
Too many plot elements that intertwined, so it didn't give any weight to anything:
Davey Jones & Calypso went nowhere, which is a shame because I liked both of the characters. Giant Calypso was kind of O_o
East India Trading company made a good overall "bad guy" but there wasn't too much motive there. Just "see? they're bad. They hung a kid and all these lovable pirates"
After all that time, Davey Jones just killed the admiral (even while the canons were still pointed at his heart, iirc). Why didn't he do this sooner?
Even after Davey Jones's crew killed the EITC the EITC were with them when they boarded the Pearl during the last fight.
I liked Will Turner's plot, I wish they had done more to advance it along in the 2nd movie instead of rushed it in this movie.
I didn't quite understand the Sparrow / Turner trade during the small island parlay. Turner still betrayed the entire pirate population, so I don't see what was accomplished there.
Holy crap the pirates from around the world were AWESOME. I loved the regional clothes and stereotypical characters and ship designs. The makeup and costume work in this movie is second to none. I loved the Persian pirate with the crazy huge beard and high voice.
I agree with Norrington/Governer Swan. They were MAJOR characters in the first one, and Norrington was even pretty important in #2. He was almost a cameo in the 3rd. Very disappointing. I was wishing with Elizabeth that he'd finally decide on being a pirate so I could see him in full pirate gear. I'd love to see him captain a ship like the Interceptor again.
I guess I'm alone, but I thought the parts with multiple Jacks (other than the very first scene) were stupid. Especially the little Jacks on his shoulders.
All in all I'd say the movie suffered from "too much". Visually, though, it was stunning. The sense of scale was absolutely IMMENSE. I'm also pleased I could follow the fight scenes as well as I could.
The ending was perfect, though. Bittersweet, and most everything coming full circle. Barbossa with the Pearl and Jack back on his sailboat, down on his luck. Will Turner made a fantastic pirate.
edit - spoiler is about Will.
There were so many twists and turns you weren't ever certain who was up to what, or who you wanted to root for.
Not to mention it felt like a complete "story" this time around since it had a conclusion. My one gripe with Pirates 2 was that there was all this buildup and then "Tune in next year, Same Pirate time! Same Pirate Channel!"
My only question is this:
Just a little thing they probably should've thought off. You know, being pirates and thinking outside the box a little bit.
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Hm. I must've missed that (don't know how, as I saw the second one in theaters twice and on DVD thrice more. I'll have to go back and find it.
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I know, there's 10 million potential explanations, but that oversight just bothers me
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2.) Jack doesn't get the Pearl back
3.) the film (sorta) leaves you hanging at the end
4.) they killed off some of our favorite characters (governor Swan! NO!)
5.) the film was a lot darker and grittier than that first one
I'd like to know though, are their reasons justified?
I think it begins at the part where Jack gives Will the compass and throws him overboard. They are both working together to manipulate everyone. A second viewing will probably make it clearer, but at the end, they were playing both sides. Jack needed to be on the Dutchman, to get the heart. Up until Will was forced to stab the heart, Jack was planning on doing it himself.
Also, about the pirate lords..
Edit:
Also, did anyone else think this?
Now that's what I thought.
I also like how the movie came full circle. Mr. Gibs goes back to booze-drinking and life as a slob, Barbossa's and Jack's rivalry will just keep on going, and now Jack is right back in a dinghy with a magic compass and a treasure on his mind.
Enough about my family gripes, what I loved was
Loved it, will definitely get the entire trilogy when it comes out in one boxset and laugh at my siblings for their movie tastes.
Oh yeah, totally agree. I also really liked..