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A robot more powerfuller than Skynet?

Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
Man, seriously.
Meet Joey Chaos, the rocker robot who's the latest creation of Hanson Robotics. He was introduced at the RoboBusiness Conference and Expo earlier this month, and looks a lot like his older brother Jules we showed you before. Even though Joey has the same type of camera eyes that can track human faces and speech recognition software as his older brother, he somehow seems less human, especially when his interviewer tries a few questions other than "tell me more."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLOxxugBHT4

I started to get really fucking scared when it started smiling, while talking about Japan and American capitalism...

How can we stop these robots from taking over the universe?

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Poop on them.

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    taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    FUCK THEIR MOMS

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Why does that robot have a lip ring?
    I have a lip ring.
    I do not want a robot to copy me.
    The big copy cat.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I love how robots are made by massive fucking nerds, so they're only programmed to talk about massively fucking nerdy things.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So you ask it a question, it ignores it and blathers for a few minutes about who the fuck knows what.

    Man I hate it already.

    Johny Cab fo lyf

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    ChairwalkerChairwalker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What a stupid robut.
    All it does is spew semi-intellectual bullshit that has nothing to do with the subject.
    We have enough humans like that already.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skynet was a software application not a robot.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    FUCK THEIR MOMS

    In order to stop the robot menace, we must seduce their women, and breed with them. They must be bred out of existence.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tell me about physics.









    CAPITALISM.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    chaoz ftw u guuuuys

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What a stupid robut.
    All it does is spew semi-intellectual bullshit that has nothing to do with the subject.
    We have enough humans like that already.

    We had the same point but your approach clearly gets you the snickers in this case.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Wait...so basically this is a retarded looking novelty speaker plugged into a laptop that is reading wikipedia articles through a text-to-voice synthesizer that reads one paragraph at a time and only starts the next one when you yell at it?


    Fucking scientists are taking some god damned liberties with the word robot here.

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    ShinobiShinobi Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fuck robots I wanna get a piece of that awesome sideburn technology.

    Also, don't we have a youtube thread.

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    Abraham F. HawkAbraham F. Hawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I am not afraid.

    I mean, I can actually answer a question.

    Try me.

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    NorgothNorgoth cardiffRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    powerfuller?

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    FUCK THEIR MOMS

    In order to stop the robot menace, we must seduce their women, and breed with them. They must be bred out of existence.

    haha full australian settlers style

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    DJDMDJDM Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Let them take over. It can't get much worse. Can it?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2007
    This robot is fucking crap

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    We should build a robot with laser guns.

    That would rock.

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    DJDMDJDM Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I for one can't wait to serve our new masters. While many will be forced to toil in petroleum production to create soothing oils and salves for our new leaders joints I wish to extend my services as a liaison to humanity. In the service of our new metallic leaders I could be counted on to round up my fellow humans for work detail.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I hate that "I for one..." meme.

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    DJDMDJDM Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    SA wrote: »
    I hate that "I for one..." meme.

    Like the "I against I" meme better do you?

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DJDM wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I hate that "I for one..." meme.

    Like the "I against I" meme better do you?

    I Against I is a pretty good punk song.

    I hear Bad Brains are pretty homophobic though.

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    ShinobiShinobi Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Centaur: Uh.. neither. I'm really only attracted to other Centaurs.

    Boss: Okay. What if it were a horse with a mask of a woman on it?

    Centaur: No. I mean, would you have sex with a monkey if it had a mask on?

    Boss: This interview is not about me. What if you saw a horse, but it was standing so that its head was in a barn, or something. Would you, maybe, be attracted to that horse's rear end?

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I know I would

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    ChairwalkerChairwalker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DJDM wrote: »
    I for one can't wait to serve our new masters. While many will be forced to toil in petroleum production to create soothing oils and salves for our new leaders joints I wish to extend my services as a liaison to humanity. In the service of our new metallic leaders I could be counted on to round up my fellow humans for work detail.

    But why would the allpowerful metal overlords need us puny meatbags?
    In their bionic eyes we are not very good at math, cant lift for shit and expire in about 80 years.

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    ShinobiShinobi Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DJDM wrote: »
    I for one can't wait to serve our new masters. While many will be forced to toil in petroleum production to create soothing oils and salves for our new leaders joints I wish to extend my services as a liaison to humanity. In the service of our new metallic leaders I could be counted on to round up my fellow humans for work detail.

    But why would the allpowerful metal overlords need us puny meatbags?
    In their bionic eyes we are not very good at math, cant lift for shit and expire in about 80 years.

    But what is the Matrix?

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    DJDMDJDM Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    ChairwalkerChairwalker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Stupid matrix idiot robots couldnt think of anything other than stupid matrix organic batteries.
    It's stupid.

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    DJDMDJDM Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Stupid matrix idiot robots couldnt think of anything other than stupid matrix organic batteries.
    It's stupid.

    Well they did liquefy the dead to feed them to the living. Recycling is always a smart policy.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    scary robots :(

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    scary robots :(

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jules seems way more advanced than Johnny Cocker.

    At least he is more lifelike, and easier to understand.

    And actually stays on topic. The new one looks like shit, and the animatronics are terrible. They should have just applied the advances in software on Jules.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
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    edited May 2007
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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I always thought we'd have amazing robots for 2010.

    I seem to be wrong


    Where are my robots and hovercrafts for fucks sake

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    and more importantly, the flames were not in excess of ten feet long

    weakpudding

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I love how everyone expects one of the very first mechs made will be like something out of Gundam or some shit.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fucking hell the thing isn't even walking

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N_IE8O1Kww&mode=related&search=

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    These things are always a massive waste of space. I never really find them interesting, because honestly, all they do is try to "fake" acting like a human via actual human input. They don't do anything useful.

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