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Would you drink the witch soup

PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
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Would you drink the witch soup 127 votes

Yes, hand me the ladle
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I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Ladle? Heck no, just gonna dunk my head in and consume 'til I'm done.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    The sarcophagus fluid was sewage and that fluid is stagnant forest water

    Broke as fuck and the bills past due, all amounts assist and are kindly received.

    https://www.paypal.me/hobnailtaylor
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Can I bob for newt carcasses instead?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Can I crumble up a bunch of crackers in there?

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Ma'am this is a Wendy's and we offer it in three sizes.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    The sarcophagus fluid was sewage and that fluid is stagnant forest water

    Maybe a witch peed into it

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    I've seen this setup too many times to fall for that trick




    again

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Can I crumble up a bunch of crackers in there?

    Oyster crackers only

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Can I crumble up a bunch of crackers in there?

    this is reverse racism

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    The sarcophagus fluid was sewage and that fluid is stagnant forest water

    Maybe a witch peed into it

    You can say that about anything

    Broke as fuck and the bills past due, all amounts assist and are kindly received.

    https://www.paypal.me/hobnailtaylor
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Is it a soup made by a witch, or a soup made of a witch?

    Either way yes.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I'll bet that soup is maleficarYUM

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    I would do it for $20

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Is it a soup made by a witch, or a soup made of a witch?

    Either way yes.

    Witch bathwater

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    Platy wrote: »
    Is it a soup made by a witch, or a soup made of a witch?

    Either way yes.

    Witch bathwater

    Bullshit I had mine tested and it contained 0% witch DNA and came up blank on a Detect Magic check

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Can I crumble up a bunch of crackers in there?

    this is reverse racism

    You can't make a witch soup without breaking a few white people.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    According to this Latin dictionary Jus means soup as well as law or right

    So, Jus Maleficarum is a cookbook that is also a law book for witches.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Can I crumble up a bunch of crackers in there?

    this is reverse racism

    You can't make a witch soup without breaking a few white people.

    wow way to spoil the next ari aster movie

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    The sarcophagus fluid was sewage and that fluid is stagnant forest water

    and drinking either will definitely grant me sight beyond sight, you're not my dad stop telling me not to drink things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    I desperately need magic to be real to aid my quest for immortality so let's start drinking.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Why do you want to be immortal, is it to see future cars

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Worst case scenario: I die.

    Best case scenario: This was a test and I passed and I get to hang with the cool witches now

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Uh no thanks, I was immortal in the last universe and honestly most eons drag.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Platy wrote: »
    Why do you want to be immortal, is it to see future cars

    You know that one immortal being in Hitchiker's Guide that's traveling the universe to insult every single person in existence?

    I want to spend eternity authoritatively slapping every person that complains about how awful young people are compared to previous generations.

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    As a doctor, I can only recommend that specific witch soup if you have previously drunk the sarcophagus fluid. Otherwise, I would only recommend it if you are entirely sure it will result in a sweet YouTube video.

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    "Gosh darn kids these days and their fully immersive VR. In my day we only had a couple sensors, goggles, and---"

    *SLAP*

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    I would do it for $20

    Doug, ask for more to start with. They are gonna try to haggle you down.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    If you would like to drink from the witch soup, please come to the old oak when you hear the owlet cry thrice

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Is drinking a witch's soup actually an euphemism for something btw
    I feel like I am missing something

    Peas on
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Peas wrote: »
    Is drinking a witch's soup actually an euphemism for something btw
    I feel like I am missing something

    Oh god yes it's absolutely filthy but still great

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Mix the witch soup with the mummy juice, become immortal

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Mix the witch soup with the mummy juice, become immortal

    As a doctor, while this is less ideal than the previously prescribed order, it will work.*

    *Depending on desired results.

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    I mean, like in an emergency situation? Sure.

    Can I boil it in a crude leather bag I made out of a raccoon first?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    I am 100% sure that shit is enchanted as fuck and if I was a witch I wouldn't be leaving my nice potions around for just anyone so you guys can have your eternal flaming diarrhea cordial or what have you, I'm out.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Are you implying that witches have no sense of responsibility

    Platy on
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    Platy wrote: »
    Are you implying that witches have no sense if responsibility

    well some of them make their houses from baked goods and still others mount their homes upon large chicken legs

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Keep your dirty lips out of my bathtub.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    tynic wrote: »
    I am 100% sure that shit is enchanted as fuck and if I was a witch I wouldn't be leaving my nice potions around for just anyone so you guys can have your eternal flaming diarrhea cordial or what have you, I'm out.

    See this is why you're not a witch.

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