Best Supervillain [chat]

BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising OddsRegistered User, Moderator mod
edited March 23 in Debate and/or Discourse
In these troubled times we must look to our betters for sanctuary and rescue. Who will save us from ourselves? Who will lead us to the path off righteousness and out of the darkness?

That's right: supervillains!

Forget those whiny, stupid deadbeat heroes who refuse to pick up the burden of responsibility and make the hard calls. Batman won't even kill people he knows will go on to murder thousands. What a loser! No, what you want is someone with a rod of iron and a hand of grim steel to right this capsizing ship we call civilisation.

WHO ARE THE CANDIDATES?
Doctor Doom

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Already rules a country, once ruled all of creation, Doctor Doom is the man with the experience we need, the power to wield it effectively and the style to make us smile with appreciation even when he's ordering summary executions for disloyalty. He's the right man for these dark times, and all he asks is total subjugation and the head of the accursed Reed Richards.

Lex Luthor

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Incredibly smart but fatally hamstrung by his jealousy of Superman's glorious flowing locks, this bald man has a lot of plans but no grandeur, and once wore a turtleneck with a suit jacket, which, I mean, no.

Ultron

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Kind of wants to destroy humanity, and honestly who can blame him? He calls us stupid, brainless weaklings and has a fully justified complex about being created by wife-beating schmuck Hank Pym. However, he would also destroy all organic life, which would include cats, dogs and cute otters, so possibly not a great bet overall.

Thanos

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Only wants to kill half of you, which is 50% less lethal than Ultron. A more thoughtful kind of genocide is his calling card, but it all stems from rejection by a woman a long time ago. This guy doesn't want to rule the universe, he's basically an MRA activist on the warpath. No, thanks.

Magneto (pictured with the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants)

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Sees Homo Superior as Superior, and who can argue when it's right there in the name? Will create paradise once he's killed all the flatline scum who threaten his people. Vote for him if you're a mutant.

Joker

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Doesn't actually want to rule anything, just wants to make out with and/or kill Batman. I guess he's the joke option. He's the Joker. The joke option. Do you see?

Best Supervillain [chat] 112 votes

Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
49%
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Lex Luthor. Fooled by a pair of glasses.
5%
Doodmannvalhalla130BrodyemnmnmeSnicketysnickIlpala 6 votes
Ultron. Needs oiling.
3%
IncenjucarRingoZilla360GiantGeek2020 4 votes
Thanos. Wants you to read a 17,000 word blogpost about why he's right.
3%
ArchSealspool32Ravenhpltc24 4 votes
Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
32%
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Joker. You'll laugh, but honestly he's 'always on', you know?
6%
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    You're a monster

    HakkekageSleepKid Presentablevalhalla130No-Quarter
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Joker. You'll laugh, but honestly he's 'always on', you know?
    we live in a society

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Cyril Sneer, obviously

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 23
    You literally couldn't wait 24 pages for this shit, Bogart?

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  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    I love the one where Wolverine gets Magneto's powers and realizes he's been pulling his punches the entire time to make sure he doesnt kill anyone

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    You literally couldn't wait 24 pages for this shit, Bogart?

    Look I don't make the rules here. It's literally beyond my control.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    You literally couldn't wait 24 pages for this shit, Bogart?

    Look I don't make the rules here. It's literally beyond my control.

    Your honor this mf spittin

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  • milskimilski UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

    You can't write me off like that! You're just a voice, pal! You don't know a DAMN THING ABOUT RACING!!
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  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 23
    bogart closes a chat thread early to make the worst kind of OP (a poll chat) about supervillains and doesn't even have the decency to include himself?

    smdh

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  • milskimilski UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom?

    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom at Doom?

    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom at Doom Slayer Doomed Slater DoomDoom SlayDoom?

    You can't write me off like that! You're just a voice, pal! You don't know a DAMN THING ABOUT RACING!!
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Sure, Magneto became a Mutant Nazi. But also he killed a lot of non mutant Nazis. So he has that going for him.

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    bogart closes a chat thread early to make the worst kind of OP (a poll chat) about supervillains and doesn't even have the decency to include himself?

    smdh

    mediocrity rules everything around me

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  • milskimilski UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Sure, Magneto became a Mutant Nazi. But also he killed a lot of non mutant Nazis. So he has that going for him.

    So MuCh FoR tHe ToLeRaNt LeFt!

    You can't write me off like that! You're just a voice, pal! You don't know a DAMN THING ABOUT RACING!!
    nexuscrawlerJebusUDKristmas KthulhuNo-Quarter
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    I’m not sure why you didn’t just put up a photo of actual real life lex luthor

    fuck gendered marketing
    Bogart
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Vanguard wrote: »
    bogart closes a chat thread early to make the worst kind of OP (a poll chat) about supervillains and doesn't even have the decency to include himself?

    smdh

    How do you know it's not my face under that handsome, steel mask, Vanguard?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom?

    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom at Doom?

    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom at Doom Slayer Doomed Slater DoomDoom SlayDoom?

    Can Doom defeat Tom Nook?

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    I don’t know shit about these dude but guy up top got pink smoke and that appeals to me. Also I didn’t read the synopses.

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  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    milski wrote: »
    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom?

    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom at Doom?

    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom at Doom Slayer Doomed Slater DoomDoom SlayDoom?

    Yes, to all of the above.

    He is a fast angry boi who will rip and tear until it is done.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    those giant ring things on Dooms cape look like boob plate

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  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom?

    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom at Doom?

    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom at Doom Slayer Doomed Slater DoomDoom SlayDoom?

    Can Doom defeat Tom Nook?

    Rip and tear until the bells are paid.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    The best reason why Doctor Doom is the best supervillain is that his single most crippling weakness is squirrels

    fuck gendered marketing
    BogartMsAnthropy
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Honk wrote: »
    I don’t know shit about these dude but guy up top got pink smoke and that appeals to me. Also I didn’t read the synopses.

    No one ever reads political manifestos except fkin nerds.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Time magazine supervillain of the year: You

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.


    AWFUL just AWFUL



    WHAT THE FUCK

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  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Rip and tear until your moving fees are done.

    Orca
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    those giant ring things on Dooms cape look like boob plate

    Doom is a lover as well as a fighter.

    Eddy
  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Joker. You'll laugh, but honestly he's 'always on', you know?
    I appreciate a villain that just wants to watch the world burn.

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Thanos. Wants you to read a 17,000 word blogpost about why he's right.
    I'm eating raisins so I voted for Thanos

    P10
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    milski wrote: »
    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom?

    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom at Doom?

    Could the Doom Slayer Slay Doom at Doom Slayer Doomed Slater DoomDoom SlayDoom?

    Can Doom defeat Tom Nook?

    Hmmm

    This is a tough one

    Tom Nook is ruthless, as well as bushy tailed and furry.

    But I’m not sure he has the requisite love of nuts

    fuck gendered marketing
    Honk
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
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    The true villain

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Dr. Doom is the leadership we need in these tough times.

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  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Thanos. Wants you to read a 17,000 word blogpost about why he's right.
    Also Thanos's plan is completely undone by simple population replacement curves, making him threatening at first, overwhelmingly egotistical, and ultimately useless just like [insert your least favorite political party here]!

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Remember when Magneto became a horseman of Apocalypse, his magnetism upgraded to geokinesis, he uses it to rend the very core of our world in twain. Cataclysmic damage to the entire globe, billions dead in minutes, a nightmare that humanity probably couldn't conceivably recover from.

    Then the X-Men appeal to his feelings, he joins them to stop Apocalypse, and they part ways at the end. "Oho, goodbye old friend" says Xavier. No! Fuck off, put him in jail! He killed everybody!

    Oh brilliant
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  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    There's a few people on my Facebook who still want to use COVID's low fatality numbers to say this is being blown out of proportion.

    It helped to point out that a 3.2% fatality rate in America could potentially be 11.2 million people. So even if you think its silly shut the fuck up and stay home for a few weeks of your life.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Wrote, directed, and starred in a Chick-fil-a commercial about respecting the police Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    It would appear that you need a BFG, hm?

    Yes yes, such a gun would surely allow to slay more demons. But there is just the matter of payment.

    * DING DONG *

    With a small loan from Nook inc, you could have your very own BFG, today! I could open your account right now!

    > SLAY THE DEMONS
    > Not just yet

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    GF got her banjo delivered today and doesn’t have time for me anymore.

    PSN: Honkalot
    Kid Presentable
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Remember when Magneto became a horseman of Apocalypse, his magnetism upgraded to geokinesis, he uses it to rend the very core of our world in twain. Cataclysmic damage to the entire globe, billions dead in minutes, a nightmare that humanity probably couldn't conceivably recover from.

    Then the X-Men appeal to his feelings, he joins them to stop Apocalypse, and they part ways at the end. "Oho, goodbye old friend" says Xavier. No! Fuck off, put him in jail! He killed everybody!

    That movie wasted its F-bomb

  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    And here I thought Canada was the land of the free

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