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April Fools Day 2020: Please Don't

BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
I think we can all agree we should just skip to April 2nd this time.

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  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Generally good advice for every april fools day.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    it's you

    you're the april fool

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    This holds true for every year, but especially this one.

    I do not want to see the "hilarious" coronavirus-themed jokes this year because some companies don't know the line.

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    It'd be nice if someone would pop out and yell April Fool's and reveal everything since 2016 was an elaborate prank and reveal normal reality again.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Chauntecleer will not be tricked today by the sly fox

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Babish's April Fools is amazing

    even though I think it came out yesterday

  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    Today I will make many plausible-but-untrue statements.
    ...or will I?

    RT800 on
  • TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    I have to go in the next couple days to do payroll cause our boss insists on paper timesheets and they don't want those leaving the office. I made it clear to said boss if I hear one joke about someone having Coronavirus and I am immediately disappearing for the next 2 weeks. Fuck with me, don't get paid.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    my girlfriend has a box of artisan oils. I carefully practiced the font and wrote the letter F in front so that it reads Fartisan Oils

    heh heh heh

    no one will be able to top that

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Don't

    Unless you're trans and you wanna do the thing where you probe people's reactions!

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Imgur has a banana scale. With posts being able to be rated 1-9001 bananas.

    Sometimes the internet is good.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    1900-BA-NA-NA

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Apparently April Fools' Day was traditionally called Huntigowk Day in Scotland and April Gobby Day in parts of England

  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Did you know that April Fools day has a really, really dumb origin? It most probably originated because of a change of calendar orientation. In Europe from the fall of the Western Roman Empire up until the high medieval period most communities in western Europe celebrated new year's in spring because it was when the planting season usually started. Well, for various convoluted reasons Christian churches flip flopped a lot over the idea of celebrating new years, and what should be considered the proper start of the year. Eventually, an influential pope in the 16th century introduced calendar reforms that among other things finally firmly set the beginning of the year as the start of January. (And it stuck, eventually.)

    Despite this, a lot of people carried on traditions and celebrated New Year's in spring. Other people, who thought the first group were ignorant bumpkins for not getting with the hip new calendar, decided it would be the height of comedy to throw ironically bad "New Year's" parties and give ironically bad "New Year's" gifts to make fun of said people. Because 16th century comedy, much like 16th century poetry, was terrible. And it stuck around as a time to pull shitty jokes, eventually getting locked down to just the 1st of April, presumably because people were sick of having to deal with whole weeks of terrible jokes.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    Apparently April Fools' Day was traditionally called Huntigowk Day in Scotland and April Gobby Day in parts of England

    It was once New Year's day for the goth and other assorted classical age European people

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I know, that movie was perfect. No remake needed.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2020
    There have been numerous good April 1st goofs this year.

    Goofs, not pranks or false announcements, or “hilarious” made up news.

    Like ze frank having the animal facts video where he goes on a conspiracy diatribe on how Giraffes are just puppets for Lions. Or he Honest Trailer on the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Google has sent email to employees saying they are going to focus on virus info and not do any April Fools' this year.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Annnnd as soon as the clock hit midnight Pacific seeing several corporate fooleries.

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only... breakfast cereal?

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Babish's April Fools is amazing

    even though I think it came out yesterday

    It did. I think he just didnt want to miss his normal update time

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only... breakfast cereal?

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    April Fools Day can still be done well, but you've got to be whimsical rather than cruel

    exhibit A:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZsun7ppDeQ

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    APRIL FOO--

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    You're all pretty cute. Every one of you. Buncha pretty cute folks.


    APRIL FOOLS

    GOTCHA

    HA HA JERKS


    YOU'RE ALL MEGA CUTIES.

    DON'T DOUBT YOURSELVES SO MUCH


    GOT YOU SO DANG GOOD

  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Maybe we could make it April Stools this year and talk about our poops.

  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    I'm sitting on a stool I made right now

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    If you make stool on a stool is it inception?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I was looking forward to doing the ol' "veggie tray in a donut box" gag at my new office.

    BLM - ACAB
  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Internet April Fool's is always the worst

    Anyone who engages in it this year should be in prison

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    If you make stool on a stool is it inception?

    It's more like a pancake

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    If you make stool on a stool is it inception?

    I don't know, but you'll definitely be asked not to come back to that bar.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    April fool's online was interesting like 10 years ago.

    Now it's just marketing and 99% of marketing sucks

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »

    Yes, this is what should happen on this day. People being silly. See also Babish's new video, which is delightful.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    People being silly today: Yes
    People being deceptive today: Not Yes

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2020


    Even the frog has betrayed us, my dudes

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
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    https://www.giant-loop.com/product/expander-adventure-tent/
    This is absurdly specific to my own favorite hobby-within-a-hobby of overland adventure motorcycling, but it's also pretty much perfect satire at the urge people have within any hobby to just buy cool impractical shit

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