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If an "e" wore a face mask, how would it wear it?

GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
Today's google doodle:
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Would an e wear a face mask like this?
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Or like this?
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If an "e" wore a face mask, how would it wear it? 97 votes

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Raijin QuickfootGrislo 2 votes
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SporkAndrew#pipeMojo_JojoMulysaSemproniusTheBlackWindHouk the NamebringerKadithJavenMagic PinkQuidtynicKane Red RobeBahamutZEROVeldrinDJ EebsDouglasDangersarukunFencingsaxNightDragonph blake 95 votes
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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
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    Gonna go ahead and say they really picked the wrong letter to doodle on there.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    e is clearly facing the pan. I don't know why it would wear it in the back if it's head.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    this
    What the fuck? That’s the butt??

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    I made my choice but now that I think about it I'm not actually all that familiar with the biological anatomy of the letter e.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    This is offensive

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    this
    That mask is clearly covering where the poop comes out.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    Letters have spines and stems and tails and shoulders and beaks and ears and eyes and if they had mouths the opening would clearly be it.

    It was probably a silhouette readability issue, but no one is gonna think the site changed its name to Googlө, c'mon now.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    [i]this[/i]
    Is this going to be the most lopsided poll

    Be sure to heap scorn on whomever is wrong enough to vote this incorrectly

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    Also what the fuck other letters? They're all still right next to each other with no masks.

    Little e has it wrong but at least it's trying.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    this
    Is this going to be the most lopsided poll

    Be sure to heap scorn on whomever is wrong enough to vote this incorrectly

    GIVE ME YOUR SCORN

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    how could they fuck this up so bad

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    This is the most staggering defeat I have ever seen or can even conceive of and Google delivered it unto themselves

    Broke as fuck and the bills past due, all amounts assist and are kindly received.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    "Don't be evil" my ass

    also, the e's ass

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
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    That mask is clearly covering where the poop comes out.

    Is he. . . is he pooping into the frying pan to serve to the other letters?

    Are they kept there against their will?

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    This is maybe too gallows humour for them, but I would have made the logo

    g ___ o ____ o ____ g _____ l ________ e

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
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    Quid wrote: »
    Also what the fuck other letters? They're all still right next to each other with no masks.

    Little e has it wrong but at least it's trying.

    Maybe the whole word is the creature, so the e is just the head of the multi-lettered Google chimera?

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2020
    [i]this[/i]
    When they had the bus driver, they at least had the "e" facing the correct way so that it looked like the mask was facing forwards. It looked wrong, still, but not as wrong as this picture.
    Edit: https://www.google.com/doodles/thank-you-public-transportation-workers

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    Fucking Silicon Valley techbros in their not-knowing-where-the-letter's-mouth-is bubble

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    this
    For the record I only voted that way because I fat fingered it on my phone.

    I wanted to vote for the other option

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Letters have spines and stems and tails and shoulders and beaks and ears and eyes and if they had mouths the opening would clearly be it.

    It was probably a silhouette readability issue, but no one is gonna think the site changed its name to Googlө, c'mon now.

    This is true, and the hole in the upper half of a lower case e is called the eye

    BUT, the opening on the bottom half is called the aperture, not the mouth so that doesn't really help re mask placement

    Still Google clearly got it wrong

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
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    For the record I only voted that way because I fat fingered it on my phone.

    I wanted to vote for the other option

    Sure, says the guy wearing his thong underwear on his face when buying groceries

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    And that was before the covid!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    this
    And that was before the covid!

    It was the style at the time!

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    Larlar

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    Found the centrist

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    How would a B wear a face mask, on the lower or on the upper part

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    Platy wrote: »
    How would a B wear a face mask, on the lower or on the upper part

    Upper

    The lower bulge is the stomach

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    Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    #pipe wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Letters have spines and stems and tails and shoulders and beaks and ears and eyes and if they had mouths the opening would clearly be it.

    It was probably a silhouette readability issue, but no one is gonna think the site changed its name to Googlө, c'mon now.

    This is true, and the hole in the upper half of a lower case e is called the eye

    BUT, the opening on the bottom half is called the aperture, not the mouth so that doesn't really help re mask placement

    Still Google clearly got it wrong

    A mouth is a kind of aperture, that's just someone with an English degree trying to sound fancy.

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    When they had the bus driver, they are least had the "e" facing the correct way so that it looked like the mask was facing forwards. It looked wrong, still, but not as wrong as this picture.
    Edit: https://www.google.com/doodles/thank-you-public-transportation-workers

    maybe this atrocity is because the doodler felt like they had to stick to the previous cemented e continuity/lore bible

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    this
    The dumbest Google thing in recent memory was the 'Google Nose" thing, where the scent they suggested I go take a good whiff of was nail polish remover.


    This one is fine, though. That little e is just trying not to get butt juice on his pals, to prevent corona.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    cursedking wrote: »
    When they had the bus driver, they are least had the "e" facing the correct way so that it looked like the mask was facing forwards. It looked wrong, still, but not as wrong as this picture.
    Edit: https://www.google.com/doodles/thank-you-public-transportation-workers

    maybe this atrocity is because the doodler felt like they had to stick to the previous cemented e continuity/lore bible

    Clearest example yet that “don’t be evil” was a dumb joke

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
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    Platy wrote: »
    How would a B wear a face mask, on the lower or on the upper part

    Upper

    The lower bulge is the stomach

    Its B'r gut, if you will
    I'll show myself out

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    #pipe wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Letters have spines and stems and tails and shoulders and beaks and ears and eyes and if they had mouths the opening would clearly be it.

    It was probably a silhouette readability issue, but no one is gonna think the site changed its name to Googlө, c'mon now.

    This is true, and the hole in the upper half of a lower case e is called the eye

    BUT, the opening on the bottom half is called the aperture, not the mouth so that doesn't really help re mask placement

    Still Google clearly got it wrong

    A mouth is a kind of aperture, that's just someone with an English degree trying to sound fancy.

    Mouth science

    we do what we must because we can

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
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    So it's a diaper?

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
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    Veldrin wrote: »
    Found the centrist

    I'll see myself to the guillotine

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Letters have spines and stems and tails and shoulders and beaks and ears and eyes and if they had mouths the opening would clearly be it.

    It was probably a silhouette readability issue, but no one is gonna think the site changed its name to Googlө, c'mon now.

    As a demonstration of this I spent ages looking at this post thinking "but....Google is its name"

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    [i]this[/i]
    Googlo

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
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    How do you fuck up an easy grand slam so badly

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    [i]this[/i]
    There's another possibility I don't think has been considered: The e is cooking with its butt.

    Quid on
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