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Which classic movie monster would you date

PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
in Social Entropy++
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Which classic movie monster would you date 53 votes

The Creature aka Ocean Man
9%
Munkus BeaverastrobstrdPinfeldorfThePrimmWheatBun01 5 votes
The Mummy
0%
The Invisible Man
9%
MulletudeMulysaSemproniusHoukLindsay Lohanbloodyroarxx 5 votes
The Wolf Man
13%
JavenTheySlashThemCaptain InertiaLord_AsmodeusLucedesCrippl3asofyeun 7 votes
Frankenstein's Monster
3%
Dee KaeDisruptedCapitalist 2 votes
The Phantom of the Opera
3%
Grey GhostA Dabble Of Thelonius 2 votes
Dracula
16%
WhippyShortyNothingRaijin QuickfootTayawanderingZonugal3cl1ps3facetious 9 votes
Spanish Dracula
3%
tynicsarukun 2 votes
Dracula's Daughter
32%
ButlerEmperorSethSonelanAtari Soulph blakeUnbrokenEvaXaquinBucketmanRingoMatevDaebunzTheStigXehalusEtiowsamilskiSorceGvzbgul 17 votes
Bride of Frankenstein...'s Monster?
7%
valhalla130DepressperadoeddizhereWiseManTobes 4 votes
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    does the wolf man have nards

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    All of the above.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    your mother

  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited May 2020
    The Wolf Man
    Are presuming shared romantic interest and no accidental (or non-accidental) murder here, or if I say wolf-man am I going to just get mauled on the full moon?

    Secondly, does it have to be a wolf MAN specifically or like, is a female lycanthrope on the table here?

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Dracula's Daughter
    actually it's Frankenstein's monster

    .... aw hell

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited May 2020
    The Wolf Man
    They’re all good dogs wolfmen Bront

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu6L9pG_E6o

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Lord_Asmodeus wrote: »
    Are presuming shared romantic interest and no accidental (or non-accidental) murder here, or if I say wolf-man am I going to just get mauled on the full moon?

    Secondly, does it have to be a wolf MAN specifically or like, is a female lycanthrope on the table here?

    There was a 1946 movie She-Wolf of London, but she's not actually a werewolf, she just believes she's one!

    Also she was played by June Lockhart

  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    Dracula
    Can dracula make me immortal

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    i want sasquatch to big spoon me

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Dracula
    Dracula sucks.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Dracula
    ... the real reason I chose him is he's a count and I have a thing for aristocratic men and want to be their servant. And/or their "servant".

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    Can dracula make me immortal

    Yes but it comes with all the downsides of being a vampire

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    Dracula
    Yeah I’m good with that

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Dracula's Daughter
    the ultimate goth gf

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Dracula
    everyone in old movies always looks like they're a half second from turning to the camera and saying "am I doing it right, is this what you want"

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Dracula
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znt-tkBHkEk

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Frankenstein’s monster has some important questions attached.

    Is this the book version, who’s actually really well-spoken and handsome? If so, then probably, if this is before he turns to murder (that’s a red flag).

    But if he’s strictly the movie version, the. That doesn’t really work for a relationship.

    On the other hand, the movie Young Frankenstein is a sequel to those movies, and features a monster who ends up becoming as articulate as the book version, without all the murder. And he probably has an impressive dick.

    So, I’d say Frankenstein’s monster, if I can go with the Young Frankenstein version, or the book version.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    everyone in old movies always looks like they're a half second from turning to the camera and saying "am I doing it right, is this what you want"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohgN4PexEv4

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Dracula
    he does not drink

    wine

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Dracula
    how do you not fuck that

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Dracula
    Well, you all know my answer.

    https://youtu.be/Gp5wew9Be4o

    Sign. Me. Up.

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    The Wolf Man
    why don't more werewolves retain the actual color of their hair on transformation.

    That always seemed cooler to me.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    This is unfair because a lot of them have a perfect quality that I wouldn't want to go without:

    Creature is wet
    Wolfman is hairy
    Dracula has an accent
    Phantom loves music
    Invisible is a man who I don't have to see

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Spanish Dracula
    I think i have dated spanish dracula, if he has a receding hairline.

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    The Wolf Man
    I think a lot of you are confusing lust and love

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  • TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Dracula
    Dracula from the original book was really intelligent and well-read and he had wolves that he could command. I haven't seen any movie versions of Dracula.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Spanish Dracula
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    I think a lot of you are confusing lust and love

    what do either of those things have to do with dating

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    Dracula from the original book was really intelligent and well-read and he had wolves that he could command. I haven't seen any movie versions of Dracula.

    He also had a problem with consent WRT sneaking into peoples’ bedrooms, so maybe not the best pick.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    The Wolf Man
    tynic wrote: »
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    I think a lot of you are confusing lust and love

    what do either of those things have to do with dating

    Exactly

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Dracula's Daughter
    Enlong wrote: »
    Taya wrote: »
    Dracula from the original book was really intelligent and well-read and he had wolves that he could command. I haven't seen any movie versions of Dracula.

    He also had a problem with consent WRT sneaking into peoples’ bedrooms, so maybe not the best pick.
    Ah but he could only come in if invited. The perfect gentleman.

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Dracula's Daughter
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Enlong wrote: »
    Taya wrote: »
    Dracula from the original book was really intelligent and well-read and he had wolves that he could command. I haven't seen any movie versions of Dracula.

    He also had a problem with consent WRT sneaking into peoples’ bedrooms, so maybe not the best pick.
    Ah but he could only come in if invited. The perfect gentleman.

    And no pregnancy scares!

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Spanish Dracula
    Dracula fucks


    but Spanish Dracula fuuuuuucks.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    The Invisible Man
    Getting a handy from the invisible man would be like the ULTIMATE stranger

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    The Invisible Man
    if I was into dudes I feel like I'd probably be into the whole invisible thing. like assuming he didn't use it to be an asshole to me and he was pretty much normal otherwise.

    plus we could do so many crimes

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Dracula
    facetious wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znt-tkBHkEk

    I saw the decemberists live a couple years ago and I think the highlight was when colin had a stagehand come and exchange his guitar for another, slightly smaller guitar

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    No classic movie monster, the rich?

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Dracula's Daughter
    Invisible fleshlights are a thing. A whole invisible man? You know there's people into that.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Spanish Dracula
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Invisible fleshlights .

    ... I have so many questions

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Dracula's Daughter
    Also this is the perfect place to post my favourite film from the recent lockdown 48 hour film contest in NZ.

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