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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    GSM wrote: »
    Okay, I improved my entry. Added the stuff I thought of too late.

    After this is all over, I'll post it as the... uh, "uncensored" version.

    JIZM WHYYY

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    When a man and a zonkey love each other very much...

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Usagi wrote: »
    When a man and a zonkey love each other very much...

    And we do and you can't prove otherwise

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    You know what they say.

    There's no cock like horse cock.

    I dunno, have you see zebra cock

    Completely different.

    I think your equestrian fetish is a little too refined

    I'm not the person who brought up Equus in this thread.
    But if we have to do this, we should make sure we do it right.

  • KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    It's in your head
    In your heeeeeaaaaa-eeaa-eeeeeaaaaaaaad
    Zonkey, zonkey, zonkey-ey-ey!

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Did you know Mr Ed was actually a zebra and a zebra looks like a horse on old-fashioned black and white TV

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Yes that definitely checks out

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    The refresh on those old TVs just made him look one color.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    The refresh on those old TVs just made him look one color.

    He was oscillating at above the standard crt refresh rate, to even out the tone. if you watch old episodes on a new tv with 60fps you will see that Mr Ed is both stripy and vibrating.

  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited August 2020
    Platy wrote: »
    Did you know Mr Ed was actually a zebra and a zebra looks like a horse on old-fashioned black and white TV

    I was like "that can't be right" and then I found the Snopes article about it and learned a number of things!

    Though I still don't understand the tech reasoning behind it at all...I would've assumed a zebra would have appeared striped on a black and white TV? And then I found this screenshot which is apparently from one of the Mr. Ed episodes, and....????????
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    I feel like I'm being trolled

    help what is happening

    NightDragon on
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I enjoyed how sometimes Mr Ed’s rotors would also sync up and it appeared as though he was floating unmoving in mid air

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    Did you know Mr Ed was actually a zebra and a zebra looks like a horse on old-fashioned black and white TV

    I was like "that can't be right" and then I found the Snopes article about it and learned a number of things!

    Though I still don't understand the tech reasoning behind it at all...I would've assumed a zebra would have appeared striped on a black and white TV? And then I found this screenshot which is apparently from one of the Mr. Ed episodes, and....????????
    MV5BNzIyNDJiYjUtNDk2NS00NGZjLWI0NDctMGRjZTNjNjg4M2QzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzc2NjM4OTE@._V1_.jpg

    I feel like I'm being trolled

    help what is happening

    Oh fuck we're being Berenstein Bearsed in real time.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I think it's key to point out that Snopes has it as a Lost Legend, meaning they could neither confirm nor deny so they repeated an interesting story.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Anyway if you look at the morphology of the ears and snout he's very obviously not a zebra.

  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited August 2020
    3clipse wrote: »
    I think it's key to point out that Snopes has it as a Lost Legend, meaning they could neither confirm nor deny so they repeated an interesting story.

    Yeah their description of "Lost Legend" didn't help at all hahaha, I was trying to figure out what they were trying to say....

    I just noticed they mentioned the zebra they used was a "Grevy’s zebra", and looking those up, I can now see what happened. The Grevy zebra has stripes very thin and very close together, so I could see that blending together on old TV's...while the zebras in the above photo are a different kind that have the black snoots and heavy striping that shows up clearly

    NightDragon on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    I think it's key to point out that Snopes has it as a Lost Legend, meaning they could neither confirm nor deny so they repeated an interesting story.

    These legends aren’t really lost — we’ve known where they were the whole time! We created The Repository of Lost Legends (TRoLL for short) for those of you who don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story. If you have a taste for the unusual and arcane (and can suspend your disbelief just a little), sample some of these precious gems.

    No, I think it’s because they like fucking around with people on some things

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2020

    I’ve never really seen the show but didn’t they do a lot of tight frame closeups when Mr Ed was striking the ground or whatever? Those could have been the hooves of any animal.
    Probably a hippo.

    tynic on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I’ve never really seen the show but didn’t they do a lot of tight frame closeups when Mr Ed was striking the ground or whatever? Those could have been the hooves of any animal.
    Probably a hippo.

    Right. A hippogryph.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    Okay yeah never mind that type of zebra has a completely different type of ear, definitely not horse-like

    goddamn it internet I swear to god

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I’ve never really seen the show but didn’t they do a lot of tight frame closeups when Mr Ed was striking the ground or whatever? Those could have been the hooves of any animal.
    Probably a hippo.

    That would make sense, hippos are often used to stand in for close shots because of their easygoing nature and trainability.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I’ve never really seen the show but didn’t they do a lot of tight frame closeups when Mr Ed was striking the ground or whatever? Those could have been the hooves of any animal.
    Probably a hippo.

    That would make sense, hippos are often used to stand in for close shots because of their easygoing nature and trainability.

    Oh yeah. Famously chill.
    Most manatees on film are actually hippos.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    the one i always remember getting bandied about is that they would make the horse lips move by poking him in the butthole with a carrot

    which doesn't hold up to even the slightest scrutiny but that's always the mr ed urban legend i remember hearing

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I want a mythbusters episode on this. All of it.

  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    Also wow I did the whole "sometimes our brains drop extra words at the ends of sentences" but with the entire phrase "(TRoLL for short)"

    I somehow missed that key detail

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I’ve never really seen the show but didn’t they do a lot of tight frame closeups when Mr Ed was striking the ground or whatever? Those could have been the hooves of any animal.
    Probably a hippo.

    That would make sense, hippos are often used to stand in for close shots because of their easygoing nature and trainability.

    Oh yeah. Famously chill.
    Most manatees on film are actually hippos.

    That’s actually an urban legend. Manatees get their names from being large men wearing t—shirts, easy mistake to make.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I’ve never really seen the show but didn’t they do a lot of tight frame closeups when Mr Ed was striking the ground or whatever? Those could have been the hooves of any animal.
    Probably a hippo.

    That would make sense, hippos are often used to stand in for close shots because of their easygoing nature and trainability.

    Oh yeah. Famously chill.
    Most manatees on film are actually hippos.

    Well CHRIST of course so, are you kidding you'd have to be insane to go near a manatee. Fucking murder tornadoes they are.

  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I want a mythbusters episode on this. All of it.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I can confirm that zebras will blend do not ask me how

    All of Florida can confirm that manatees will blend.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I can confirm that zebras will blend do not ask me how

    All of Florida can confirm that manatees will blend.

    Just don’t breathe these!

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    My grandfather worked on a TV set back when he was a young dude and apparently they had some kind of matte paint that they would use to cover up reflective surfaces to keep them from creating a sort of black flare on screen. You can see this on some low budget productions from the early days of film.

    Basically what I'm saying is that zebras are aluminum and shiny and they only show up on camera if coated with toxic chemicals that eventually kill the zebra it is terribly sad.

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I keep seeing the thread with new posts, come in here to all of *gestures wildly* this instead of a completed EPYC.

    I'm not disappointed.

    Keep up the good work, everyone.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    @Desert Leviathan after WAY too much time spent on this...it is done.

    On the down side, I'm not sure what I wrote is especially good. But on the plus side, it's extremely long! And is a parody of a really depressing old poem!

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    i am so very curious about our splinter timeline

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    the one i always remember getting bandied about is that they would make the horse lips move by poking him in the butthole with a carrot

    which doesn't hold up to even the slightest scrutiny but that's always the mr ed urban legend i remember hearing

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I heard about Ed’s butthole carrot from this, the Penny Arcade webcomic.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I know I'd probably have a few things to say if someone poked my butthole with a carrot.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I know I'd probably have a few things to say if someone poked my butthole with a carrot.

    You know what they say, an infinite amount of chicoblue’s fucked in the ass with a carrot will eventually spout works of Shakespeare

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    the one i always remember getting bandied about is that they would make the horse lips move by poking him in the butthole with a carrot

    which doesn't hold up to even the slightest scrutiny but that's always the mr ed urban legend i remember hearing

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    They really milked reactions from Mr Ed by implementing anticipation into the process, having the handler gleefully cry “I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!” a half dozen times before insertion.

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    I heard about Ed’s butthole carrot from this, the Penny Arcade webcomic.
    Yeah I've only heard that one here. Elsewhere was like, peanut butter on the lips.

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