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who's the best at hoops in the souls games

I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boomRegistered User regular
WHO CAN HOOP

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who's the best at hoops in the souls games 41 votes

Big Hat Logan
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gtrmpDee KaeXehalus101Virgil_Leads_You 5 votes
Oswald of Carim
2%
Mulletude 1 vote
Micolash, Host of the Nightmare
17%
JasconiusDouglasDangerBucketmanNaphtaliDaebunzI needed anime to post.Solar 7 votes
Folding Screen Monkeys
14%
Javensarukunph blakeDysmilskiEvilCake 6 votes
Manscorpion Tark
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PlatySLyM 2 votes
Laddersmith Gilligan
4%
RingoVann Diras 2 votes
Sweet Shalquoir
4%
Donovan PuppyfuckerMrGrimoire 2 votes
Royal Rat Authority
9%
HenroidrhylithKetBraRadius 4 votes
Stockpile Thomas
2%
Dr. Flamingo 1 vote
Patches the Spider
26%
MulysaSemproniusRaijin QuickfootMagic PinkMegaMan001TheySlashThemUnbrokenEva3cl1ps3IronKnuckle's GhostburboWeedLordVegetaknitdan 11 votes
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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Guardian Ape

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Sweet Shalquoir
    Charles Barkley

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    he has the dunks

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Micolash is the worst

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Micolash, Host of the Nightmare
    micolash fucken MOVES for a guy with a mensis cage on his head i'd like to see you hoof it up and down stairs like he does

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Patches the Spider
    Basketball is all about deception and that’s Patches by a huge margin.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    souls characters only play handball

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Micolash, Host of the Nightmare
    i mean the guardian ape's big problem is that he's never dribbling, constant traveling calls

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Royal Rat Authority
    Charles Barkley
    Barkley Shut Up and YOU HAVE DIED

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    micolash fucken MOVES for a guy with a mensis cage on his head i'd like to see you hoof it up and down stairs like he does

    yeah he can run up the stairs to where the hoop is

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Mascot-head looking clown

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Laddersmith Gilligan
    Laddersmith Gilligan is a name I'd be proud to have on my team

    The commentary puns alone

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Micolash, Host of the Nightmare
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Mascot-head looking clown

    no that's Living Failures

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Micolash runs up and down the stadium stairs in the audience and blasts his party streamer tentacles while Guardian Ape dunks and Chained Ogre hits those three pointers while facing the wrong way

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Royal Rat Authority
    Rat's got game what can I say

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Royal Rat Authority
    Also the folding screen monkeys get a technical for having too many monkeys on the court

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Micolash, Host of the Nightmare
    Micolash straight up. Man has style

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Royal Rat Authority
    *pushes up glasses*

    man would technically be grouped under great apes, phenotypically distinguishable from monkeys by their lack of developed tails

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Sweet Shalquoir
    I voted for Sweet Shalquoir, because their name is the closest to SHAQUILLE O'NEAL, and there's no boss in any of the Souls games that could withstand a Shaq Attack™ on the court, baybee!!

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    WHO CAN HOOP

    Brian David Gilbert I don’t know how you’ve hacked into inagtp’s account but there has got to be a better way to crowd source a new Unraveled.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Folding Screen Monkeys
    Going with the animals with prehensile tails and thumbs

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Patches the Spider
    Are the half of the names on this list I don’t recognize from Souls 2 because i never played that one

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Patches the Spider
    Patches is absolutely a lockdown defender, definitely a rebounding wing in the vein of a Kawhi or Shawn Marion

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    there's only like 3 human characters in the entire souls series who can even jump

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Micolash, Host of the Nightmare
    Out of those choices, Micolash

    But I think Ornstein is the character who's the best at hoops in the souls games

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Artorias

    Even with the broken arm you know he won't fake the funk

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Royal Rat Authority
    The Abyss Watchers could field a solid basketball team.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Definitely Manus.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Folding Screen Monkeys
    Folding screen monkeys are a team and have major ups they take it easily

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Micolash, Host of the Nightmare
    Uriel wrote: »
    Artorias

    Even with the broken arm you know he won't fake the funk

    I just assume Artorias would just wreck shit in anything he does cos he is a beast

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    And here I was hoping for Great Air Bud Sif as an option

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Ornstein and Smough are a legendary duo on the court

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Royal Rat Authority
    Royal Rat Authority is a leader on and off of the court, which I think outweighs the skill sets the others may surpass them in.

    Ornstein and Smough are the Stockton and Malone of the souls games, not the best players individually, but a legendary pairing that covers each other’s weaknesses. If Stockton has simply sacrificed Malone during one of the finals to unlock his final form they would have won a championship off of the Bulls

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    I imagine the Giant Lord gets drafted all the time for his height, and scores well, but it turns out he's mostly just OK in terms of technique since he can brute force his way to the hoop

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Micolash, Host of the Nightmare
    Hawkeye Gough sinking threes from the other foul line

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Patches the Spider
    how can it not be patches? he'll just climb up the pole

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    ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Folding Screen Monkeys
    I went with Folding Screen Monkeys as my instinctual first reaction, but honestly the triangle offense is kinda an outdated relic so I'd probably change my vote to Patches.

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    BDG's looking for ideas for his next vid, huh?

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