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Wet Hot American [Phalla] - Summer is Over - Mafia Win!
Locus
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Wet Hot American Phalla
Phalla is a variation of the “Mafia” party game, where an uninformed majority (colloquially referred to as “the village”) must root out an informed minority (colloquially referred to as “the mafia”). You can read more about phalla here.
The rules for this phalla are below. If you wish to sign up to play this game, please sign up in a bold color. The game is designed for 16 players.
Each day, the players must vote to eliminate another player by posting the name of the player they wish to eliminate in bold red. The player who has the most votes at the end of the day will be eliminated from the game. In the event of a tie vote, one of the players who received the most votes will be eliminated, at random, as will the player who tied the vote.
Votes made in an edited post will not be counted.
Each game day will end at 2:00 PM Eastern Time.
Any votes cast or orders received at 2:00 PM or later will not be counted. All votes or orders must be timestamped 1:59 PM or earlier to be counted for that day.
Include @Locus on any private messages shared between players or any proboards created.
Players may not anonymously communicate with any other player.
Once a player has been eliminated from the game, they may make a single “ghost” post in the game thread, as long as that post does not contain any game information. That player may not privately communicate with any other player about the game.
Players must make at least two posts in the game thread and vote once each day. Failure to do so will result in your elimination from the game.
Each player will be assigned a unique role. Role PMs may not be shared. All villagers have the following win condition: Eliminate all threats to the Camp Firewood.
There is a village. There is a mafia.
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1. discrider – Gene – Went to go hump a fridge
2. AustinP0027 – Beth – Boy, that secret pizza party sure is getting crowded!
3. jdarksun
4. Cythraul - Victor - Crashed the van
5. Zonugal
6. JaysonFour – J.J. – Flopped into the lake
7. JPants
8. Lucedes
9. mrpaku - Ben - Joined Katie at that secret pizza party!
10. Heffling - Katie - Taken to a secret pizza party!
11. Wildcat
12. 38thDoe
13. premium
14. Invictus - Associate Professor Henry Newman - Denied tenure
Reserves:
1. Gizzy
2. H3Knuckles
You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore.
Confusion will be my epitaph
Let's do this.
I can has cheezburger, yes?
@38thDoe
@ObiFett
@KetBra
@Grunt's Ghosts
@Lucedes
@Romantic Undead
@Assuran
@Zombie Hero
@Gizzy
@shalmelo
@Auralynx
@Green
@premium
@H3Knuckles
@SLyM
@Burnage
@Egos
@Arasaki
@mrpaku
@Moridin889
@Ghostly Clockwork
@oldmanken
@Kilnaga
@El Skid
@Virgil_Leads_You
3DS: 1289-8447-4695
Island Name: Felinefine
Of course, if I don't get a few more people the game won't be starting at all. We'll see what happens!
It's on netflix and it's freaking hilarious. There is also a series that was made later I haven't watched, but the original movie is one of the best.
Hey I put in hundreds of hours getting my wife to the good part of Star Trek the Next Generation and I'm going to enjoy it. ( We just reached Déjà Q last night) Seriously does anyone remember that seasons were 26 hours long?
I would say the humor in the movie is closer to The State, while the humor in the series is closer to Stella (and Michael Showalter's other solo projects).
3DS: 1289-8447-4695
In any case, I'll be starting the game some time this afternoon, regardless of whether it fills up.
Game will begin when opening narration goes up.
5:57 AM
Last Day of Camp
Rise and shine campers! You’re listening to the Beekeeper, on Camp Firewood Radio, WCFW.
It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for, the last day of camp. You’ve had all summer to nurse grudges against your fellow campers and counselors, and now’s your chance to let that grudge loose. Did someone steal your lunch? Or your man? There’s no time like the present to let those people know exactly how you feel! Because, when tomorrow comes, you’ll have run out of chances to get the revenge you so richly deserve.
In the meantime, don’t be late for the last flag-raising of the summer, and I’m sure Gene has cooked up something great for breakfast. After that, we’ve got our last round of morning activities. So head out on the lake, pick up your guitar, strap on your leggings, and get to it, Camp Firewood. You’ve got to make this one count.
And, as always, keep your dials tuned to WCFW, with me, the Beekeeper!
Day One has begun! Day One will end tomorrow at 2 PM EDT.
I need you to take a shower today. 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don't want to get in trouble.
You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
You're covered in dirt.
Take a shower.
Invictus for the vig shot taking me out last game.
Look, was I directly responsible for JPants' death last game? Yes. But, was my decision to kill him based on bad information and a rushed decision? Also yes. In the end, though, was it explicitly my fault that my information was bad, and that the decision was rushed? A third and final yes.
Look, was I directly responsible for JPants' death last game? Yes. But, was my decision to kill him based on bad information and a rushed decision? Also yes. In the end, though, was it explicitly my fault that my information was bad, and that the decision was rushed? A third and final yes.
WTF? How does this even happen...
I'm sorry, are you anti-showers???
Whats it like in the filth-bridage?
Wanna get filthy with me and find out?