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It's one of my favorites. Also, kind of made me want to illuminate some of my old blue prints from architecture school. Nothing makes a site plan look better like gold leaf wyverns.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderatormod
HOW TO SAVE YOUR UNIVERSITY FROM BANKRUPTCY DURING THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC
by KATHERINE L. BRYANT
Try making coffee at home, rather than building a Starbucks wing off the campus library.
You don’t need spin class at the high-tech gymnatorium for a high-intensity workout. Try walking a mile in an adjunct’s shoes, while pushing a cart filled with books and projector equipment instead.
Now that you’ve found a more cost-effective way to workout, close the physical fitness center and auction off the property.
While you’re at it, fire a head sports coach and save several million dollars a year.
Fire one of your deans and save $300K a year.
Fire another dean.
Fire another dean.
Fire another dean.
Fire another dean.
Fire another dean.
Fire another dean.
Now you’ve saved 10 million dollars, which is roughly equivalent to 300 students’ tuition.
Keep firing deans as needed. Remember, each dean survives off of 10 undergraduate tuitions. For every 10 enrollment deferments, fire one dean.
Worried that the inevitable deaths of faculty, staff, and students might impact the university’s image, lowering enrollment numbers for years to come? Then don’t fucking reopen this fall, you necropolitical meatballs.
Everything needs to not crash for 1 more month, when my next bit of company stocks vest and I sell immediately.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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I posted what I was going to put, a worn out meme that still made me giggle
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/murder-mystery-or-a-career-in-academia
It'll be like Sex House!
https://youtu.be/ymjtB5BrEoM
Not sure who else in [chat] has been playing, but this is completely unexpected.
It's Col-oo-pis
Not col-oo-pis
It's such a good little book.
I assumed it would be crispy onion pieces, like a bloomin' onion or the stuff you get on sushi sometimes
Nope, it was a tub of sliced onion in generic-tasting sauce, like how one would order bamboo shoots and water chestnuts as a side, but slices of onion
Dinner tonight is that tub, with added soy sauce, sriracha, tofu and seitan
Just a big ol' bowl of onions with stuff in
Turns your shoes into wolves.
that many people would ruin the atmosphere though
Generates #2 pencils
But they’re always chewed on for some reason
it's Shosple Colupis not Shosple Colupars
Not 7 player coop, smh 0/10
Overcrowding will really lend itself to the "mass incarceration" atmosphere though!
Eep
British people are funny when they add imaginary R's to things.
Here in America we never do things like that.
It's one of my favorites. Also, kind of made me want to illuminate some of my old blue prints from architecture school. Nothing makes a site plan look better like gold leaf wyverns.
there's the rub isn't it
it might be!
All these Utopian society layabouts dont know how any of it works!
it's the highest it's ever been
they are releasing Q2 earnings in two days. will they be good?
the bitcoin mining crash happened but nvidia's computation sales are higher than their video game sales
it's all witchcraft. invest in index funds unless you're just throwing fun money at the market for your own amusement and you're fine with losing it
I also found a replacement disc on eBay.
I tried Brasso on the disc an it didn't fix it.
i'll see you and raise you a:
I ordered something yesterday afternoon on a weekend.
It arrived today before lunch after traveling more than 400 km.
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[5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
We opened two Roth IRA and are maxing each at 6k apiece funded with growth mutual funds
my wife bought some stock in her own company (career politics)
we had some money left over and did 1/2 into a CSR mutual fund and 1/2 into Nvidia, Home Depot, Amazon, and Costco
Yeah. I have had that happen to me before. It is creepy.
i did! but also that's weird to think about
Good to know we've reached the peak. Time to start shorting everything.
I'm just kidding, but also stay safe out there the huge influx of retail investors in the last year is a good indicator there is going to be a crash.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
ahahaha
Yes. This please.
Did you know
We're as far away from 1980 now as 1980 was away from 1940?
You're welcome, 80s babies