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CD burner just sploded' a CD.

DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
I mean honestly I think I just won the bad luck lottery. I'm minding my own business burning a CD so I can have a bit of calming music to take a nap to when I noticed that Nero has frozen. After a bit of patience I press abort and WOKT! Explosion in my cd tray.

What are the odds?

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    I mean honestly I think I just won the bad luck lottery. I'm minding my own business burning a CD so I can have a bit of calming music to take a nap to when I noticed that Nero has frozen. After a bit of patience I press abort and WOKT! Explosion in my cd tray.

    What are the odds?

    Did it do that thing where the CD shatters into a hundred shards?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    You think that's the bad luck lottery?

    I just found out your mother has AIDS!

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    You think that's the bad luck lottery?

    I just found out your mother has AIDS!

    Man, that's bad for all of us.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    You think that's the bad luck lottery?

    I just found out your mother has AIDS!

    Man, that's bad for all of us.

    That's what I'm saying! There's no telling how far this can have spread by now!

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Melt the CD into a neat bowl

    I'm going to try doing this eventually.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    You think that's the bad luck lottery?

    I just found out your mother has AIDS!

    Man, that's bad for all of us.

    That's what I'm saying! There's no telling how far this can have spread by now!

    Well, ask CT how many unique IP's have browsed SE++, that'll give us a number to start with.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Melt the CD into a neat bowl

    I'm going to try doing this eventually.

    hint: it's gunna stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Melt the CD into a neat bowl

    I'm going to try doing this eventually.

    hint: it's gunna stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink

    So I hear. But I'm reading what other people have done, and they say that as long as you vent the room and use the oven fan, it's not too horrible.

    I'm going to melt pony beads into bowls and such, and apparently pony beads don't stink too bad. That's neat, I'm excited.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    but cds are flat /:

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Uh

    And?

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Melt the CD into a neat bowl

    I'm going to try doing this eventually.


    My wife does that with old records.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    what good is a flat bowl? Also. CDs have holes.

    Your science confounds me.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Melt the CD into a neat bowl

    I'm going to try doing this eventually.

    hint: it's gunna stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink

    So I hear. But I'm reading what other people have done, and they say that as long as you vent the room and use the oven fan, it's not too horrible.

    I'm going to melt pony beads into bowls and such, and apparently pony beads don't stink too bad. That's neat, I'm excited.

    CDs smell so

    so

    bad when you burn them. Like, nasty pitch mixed with satan's butthair burning over a tire made of diapers bad.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    what good is a flat bowl? Also. CDs have holes.

    Your science confounds me.

    wow, not only did you lose the Bad Luck Lottery, but you drew a dud on the Brain Draft, too.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Melt the CD into a neat bowl

    I'm going to try doing this eventually.


    My wife does that with old records.

    Record bowls are cooler than CD bowls, but I don't have any old records.

    And I'm not gonna melt Mom's, she'd kill me.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Melt the CD into a neat bowl

    I'm going to try doing this eventually.

    hint: it's gunna stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink

    So I hear. But I'm reading what other people have done, and they say that as long as you vent the room and use the oven fan, it's not too horrible.

    I'm going to melt pony beads into bowls and such, and apparently pony beads don't stink too bad. That's neat, I'm excited.

    CDs smell so

    so

    bad when you burn them. Like, nasty pitch mixed with satan's butthair burning over a tire made of diapers bad.

    Well I don't wanna burn them.

    Also, Edward, you are pretty dumb.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Melt the CD into a neat bowl

    I'm going to try doing this eventually.


    My wife does that with old records.

    Record bowls are cooler than CD bowls, but I don't have any old records.

    And I'm not gonna melt Mom's, she'd kill me.

    Go to any thrift store and get a scratched Paul Anka's Greatest Hits for like a quarter.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    I mean honestly I think I just won the bad luck lottery. I'm minding my own business burning a CD so I can have a bit of calming music to take a nap to when I noticed that Nero has frozen. After a bit of patience I press abort and WOKT! Explosion in my cd tray.

    What are the odds?

    So what you're sayin is, Iron Man punched your CD Burner.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Melt the CD into a neat bowl

    I'm going to try doing this eventually.


    My wife does that with old records.

    Record bowls are cooler than CD bowls, but I don't have any old records.

    And I'm not gonna melt Mom's, she'd kill me.

    Go to any thrift store and get a scratched Paul Anka's Greatest Hits for like a quarter.

    Man I dunno if I wanna make them out of bad records.

    Although I wouldn't want to deface a good one, so I guess that's the only way to go.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    HALFPRICE BOOK STORE

    NOT JUST FOR OLD BOOKS

    OLD RECORDS TOO!

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm kidding you know. Although I really can't see any practical way of overcoming the flimsy center. I suppose you are all much less voracious than I am when it comes to consumables contained in bowls.
    Nogs wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    I mean honestly I think I just won the bad luck lottery. I'm minding my own business burning a CD so I can have a bit of calming music to take a nap to when I noticed that Nero has frozen. After a bit of patience I press abort and WOKT! Explosion in my cd tray.

    What are the odds?

    So what you're sayin is, Iron Man punched your CD Burner.

    Yes. From the inside.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I wouldn't use a CD or record bowl for eating

    Unless it's popcorn and you seal up the hole in the center.

    A record bowl would make an excellent popcorn bowl, though.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tonight i went to a porno shop.

    it was okay, they had some blow-up midget kit

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    tonight i went to a porno shop.

    it was okay, they had some blow-up midget kit

    you know what sucks?

    no matter how carefully you wipe off the feces and blood smears, they'll never, ever let you return a buttplug.

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  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    pocket sized inflatable midget?

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    yeah thats the one tlj

    it's like a blow up midget and you fuck the mouth

    also probably the vag and anus have holes, but the scale is all off for those ones

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  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ahh, what man can do when man puts its mind to something

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