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[Bad food]: Bologna cake, licorice poisoning, and oBjEcTiVeLy CoRrEcT chip rankings

knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
edited October 2020 in Social Entropy++
Let’s go nuts my fellow trash goblins

Tim’s Salt and Vinegar are the objectively best chips followed by the voodoo chips from that one new orleans chip company that distributes semi-nationally in the US

“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    help I ate a bad hoagie and I got a war goin' on inside me

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    the voodoo chips from that one new orleans chip company that distributes semi-nationally in the US

    Zapps

    never tried that flavor despite eating zapps all my life. it must be really good because its all they market anymore

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    repeating, FYI:

    if you're subject to the forum bug, one way to avoid it (for some) is to not bookmark the new thread until you've read all the posts in it, and maybe left and clicked back in for good measure.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    help I ate a bad hoagie and I got a war goin' on inside me

    you win that war!

  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    help I ate a bad hoagie and I got a war goin' on inside me

    you win that war!
    Xaquin wrote: »
    help I ate a bad hoagie and I got a war goin' on inside me

    you win that war!

    You will emerge on the other side a hero.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    help I ate a bad hoagie and I got a war goin' on inside me

    wait I know this one

    it's the hoagie you feed

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    You didn't even put brackets in your title this is bullshit!

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Sonic has a garlic butter bacon cheeseburger, and there are two things to know:
    1) It is delicious.
    2) if this is how I die, I'm okay with that.

  • DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    Salt and vinegar chips are gross

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Salt and vinegar chips are gross

    what the FUCK

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    help I ate a bad hoagie and I got a war goin' on inside me

    you win that war!
    Xaquin wrote: »
    help I ate a bad hoagie and I got a war goin' on inside me

    you win that war!

    You will emerge on the other side a hero.

    Not gonna lie, you're going to go through the grinder first.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Enlong wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    help I ate a bad hoagie and I got a war goin' on inside me

    you win that war!
    Xaquin wrote: »
    help I ate a bad hoagie and I got a war goin' on inside me

    you win that war!

    You will emerge on the other side a hero.

    Not gonna lie, you're going to go through the grinder first.

    These puns are sub-par

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Blue Diamond makes these salt-and-vinegar almonds, and I have to say that they perfectly hit the spot I’m looking for with the chip flavor.

    They’re quite good at flavored almonds (I wonder why). They’ve also got chocolate flavored ones that aren’t coated in actual chocolate. They just taste of chocolate.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Salt and vinegar crisps are top tier.

    That statement is about as shocking and controversial as saying Nazis are bad.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Did I Goodwin's law this thread on page 1. You best your arse I did.

    But I have to be miserable on a train to North London, you can all share the misery.

  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    I think you all know what the best chips are.
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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Nooooooooo

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Ahggg

  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I was about to ask Geth to ban Flarne but then I remembered this is the bad food thread so I guess instead he's now our king

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Ruffles have the best chip texture

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Flarne wrote: »
    I think you all know what the best chips are.
    tcojpclkhiev.png

    Oh fuck yes

    I love European crisp flavors

    I was in the UK a while back, wandering through a Marks & Spencer and being delighted by all of the crisp flavors. Then I got a canned Pimms cup and drank it on a train. I remember it fondly.

    (I am very easily pleased)

  • AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Just mentally shifting Cheetos all down the list and inserting Cheezies in their rightful place at the top. Along with Snyders of Hanover jalapeno pretzels, Mexi-Snax and Kettle salt and pepper chips

    Edit: oh and laughing the Dorito pretender to the throne out of the room entirely

    Atheraal on
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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Kettle chips are also acceptable.

    For
    Revenge

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I had my first Townhouse Flipside cracker recently.

    It's like a Ritz cracker and a pretzel had sexual intercourse and produced a delicious offspring!

    Very exciting.

  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Salt and vinegar chips are gross

    A bag of salt and vinegar chips is the most vile smelling food that hasn't gone off.

    It doesn't taste any better.

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  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    I was about to ask Geth to ban Flarne but then I remembered this is the bad food thread so I guess instead he's now our king

    I love salty licorice but those chips are for real not good.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Flarne wrote: »
    I think you all know what the best chips are.
    tcojpclkhiev.png

    Oh fuck yes

    I love European crisp flavors

    I was in the UK a while back, wandering through a Marks & Spencer and being delighted by all of the crisp flavors. Then I got a canned Pimms cup and drank it on a train. I remember it fondly.

    (I am very easily pleased)

    I very much miss cheese and onion chips. The closest you can get in North America is sour cream and onion

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Flarne wrote: »
    I think you all know what the best chips are.
    tcojpclkhiev.png

    Oh fuck yes

    I love European crisp flavors

    I was in the UK a while back, wandering through a Marks & Spencer and being delighted by all of the crisp flavors. Then I got a canned Pimms cup and drank it on a train. I remember it fondly.

    (I am very easily pleased)

    I very much miss cheese and onion chips. The closest you can get in North America is sour cream and onion

    Cheddar and sour cream is also good

  • shergakshergak Registered User regular
    I ordered from this indian snack chain Royal Paan yesterday and got myself some pav bhaji, hakka noodles, and of course some paan. Unhealthy as all heck, but so tasty. 71sru84vrc8a.jpg

    ...
  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Salt and vinegar chips are gross

    A bag of salt and vinegar chips is the most vile smelling food that hasn't gone off.

    It doesn't taste any better.

    Salt and vinegar kettle chips are the best potato chips. The only thing close is the Utz dark russet and the only reason I'm not saying that they're better is that they're harder to find.

    Peen on
  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    Salt and vinegar chips are gross

    A bag of salt and vinegar chips is the most vile smelling food that hasn't gone off.

    It doesn't taste any better.

    Salt and vinegar kettle chips are the best potato chips. The only thing close is the Utz dark russet and the only reason I'm not saying that they're better is that they're harder to find.

    God. Why did you have to remind me of that?

    Now I have a sudden craving that I cannot sate.

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Try some hickory smoked and vortex grilled beer can chicken.

    Slightly into cooking:
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    Done:
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    Very happy, first time making a whole chicken in the grill. Vortex does make easier but certainly not required.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I like how the chicken looks very stern. "You better get this right, man, I'm trusting you to make me delicious."

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    my favorite chips lately have been Route 11 crab chips. Super salty, pretty spicy, and I only ever need like one handful at a time. They also make a great habanero chip. IDK if you can find that brand outside of Virginia though

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Man Route 11 makes a mean salt and black pepper chip, I forgot about those. They're very good.

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    also the R11 crab chips use J.O. Brand seasoning, which is the one more actual crab houses use, and is locally owned in the Baltimore area

    that brand also has a much less easy to market name than Old Bay, of course

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Hello proper bad food thread.

    I fucked up some chicken rice, blew the proportions of liquid to uncooked rice. What's your best way for getting that partially cooked rice the rest of the way cooked without turning it into gruel?

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