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Nastiest moments in fast food.

Something WittySomething Witty Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
Yeah so this thread is inspired by Dominoe's pizza and countless other nast incidents involving food that we eat.

What are the sickest moments you've heard of or encountered at a resturaunt? Whether it be fingers in your chile, mouse dung in your burgers, or spit in your fries. And who could forget the timeless classic, the roach?
So name what you've experienced off, no matter how utterly disgusting and traumatising, and then, just maybe, the healing can begin.

I confess that the nastiest thing that has ever happened to me personally would involve Taco Bell. I was hungry and my family got back with the food, the piece of fake mexican food I ordered was Nachos Belle Grande. At first I wondered why the sour cream tased funny but I disregarded it. About halfway through the thing I noticed thick, curly hairs sticking out of it. Yeah, there were pubes in my Nachos Belle Grande, I don't really want to think about how they got there, but I imagine it had something to do with the unfortunate taste of the sour cream....I don't want to say anything further...

So what's your story?

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  • kaz67kaz67 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007

    I confess that the nastiest thing that has ever happened to me personally would involve Taco Bell. I was hungry and my family got back with the food, the piece of fake mexican food I ordered was Nachos Belle Grande. At first I wondered why the sour cream tased funny but I disregarded it. About halfway through the thing I noticed thick, curly hairs sticking out of it. Yeah, there were pewbs in my Nachos Belle Grande, I don't really want to think about how they got there, but I imagine it had something to do with the unfortunate taste of the sour cream....I don't want to say anything further...

    Just out of curiosity, what did you do after you discovered the pubes?

    My nastiest moment would probably be finding a fairly long hair in a burger from Chillies. I noticed it hanging from my mouth after taking the first bite.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    There was once a layer of long, greasy hair between the bread and the cheese on a Papa John's pizza I ordered once. I vomited after I bit into it, then called the place up and asked if they had somebody that worked there with really long hair, probably male. The guy said yes, so I drove over there.

    He's not going to do something like that again. Well, he won't have a job to do something like that again anyways, but I'm pretty sure he's a much more considerate person now.

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  • Mom2KatMom2Kat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Mine are from working in these places rather than incidents involving the food. I have never had a problem with the food itself.

    At McDonalds you put the cooked patties in a long plastic tray with sides about 4 inches high. You then put these trays in a warmer that keeps the meat and grease at 160 degrees. When you are done with a tray you are supposed to drain the grease out of the tray and then stack the trays on teh top of the warming unit. Later some poor sap comes by, grabs the trays and goes and washes them. Well I was working when one poor sap grabbed a rather large stack that had not had the grease drained off. My poor friend was covered in hot grease from hair to feet. That was nasty.

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  • Something WittySomething Witty Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    kaz67 wrote: »

    I confess that the nastiest thing that has ever happened to me personally would involve Taco Bell. I was hungry and my family got back with the food, the piece of fake mexican food I ordered was Nachos Belle Grande. At first I wondered why the sour cream tased funny but I disregarded it. About halfway through the thing I noticed thick, curly hairs sticking out of it. Yeah, there were pewbs in my Nachos Belle Grande, I don't really want to think about how they got there, but I imagine it had something to do with the unfortunate taste of the sour cream....I don't want to say anything further...

    Just out of curiosity, what did you do after you discovered the pubes?

    My nastiest moment would probably be finding a fairly long hair in a burger from Chillies. I noticed it hanging from my mouth after taking the first bite.

    I began wretching, and I tossed what was left in the garbage. But mostly I just remember feeling tottaly disgusted with almost no appeteit for the next week or so.

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  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I was too young to remember this, but apparently when I was a toddler, my dad brought home KFC one night for dinner. He stopped somewhere along his way home, so the food was starting to cool off. So my mom gets out a baking tray, and pours out the bucket full of chicken onto it.

    Well, not quite full of chicken. There was also a dead mouse in it. Apparently the poor little guy got into the oven somewhere, and the workers just scooped him out along with all the chicken pieces afterward. :(

    Since then, we have never had KFC ever again.

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  • X5X5 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Got a breakfast burrito from Taco Star, munching away when a piece of potato hangs from my mouth via a medium length black hair. I gag a bit and look in the burrito and find 1 more.

    Someones hair has ruined taco star burritos for me

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  • Something WittySomething Witty Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DiscGrace wrote: »
    I was too young to remember this, but apparently when I was a toddler, my dad brought home KFC one night for dinner. He stopped somewhere along his way home, so the food was starting to cool off. So my mom gets out a baking tray, and pours out the bucket full of chicken onto it.

    Well, not quite full of chicken. There was also a dead mouse in it. Apparently the poor little guy got into the oven somewhere, and the workers just scooped him out along with all the chicken pieces afterward. :(

    Since then, we have never had KFC ever again.
    Well you know, Popeye's is way better anyway, so you dodged a bullet there.

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  • AlhmadorAlhmador Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Not quite fast food, but...

    I used to work the graveyard shift at a job I used to have a while back. One night I had the bright idea to have a sandwich from the vending machine. I did manage to get paid 15 dollars for vomiting for a little over an hour...

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Not really a fast food moment, but I ordered a sandwich from a deli once and realized, after swallowing the first bite, that the onions on it were rotten. Like, black-and-slimy rotten. Like, the person who made the sandwich either didn't care that he was giving me toxic sludge, or is mind-searingly stupid.

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  • ShogunShogun Hair long; money long; me and broke wizards we don't get along Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    @ the OP: Do you live in some shanty town in southern Bangkok or something? I work at a Domino's and saw your other thread in SE++ and while I don't doubt some of it was exaggerated its still a pretty hefty story. Was that a corporate store or a franchise? Either you live in what I would call hell/shit or you're spinning a very tall tale. I know how frequently OER evaluations and the like are done and I just have a hard time believing conditions could be that bad. If it happened to be a corporate store I'd just call you a liar right now.

    That or the franchise I work for is the best in the country, which I know it isn't.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    My brother detected urine in his Subway sandwich. Apparently the pickle-pepper bin was just too tempting.

    My other brother found a human fingernail (not a clipping, the whole fingernail) in his banana pudding at Cracker Barrel. They offered him another one to replace the fingernail one.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Shogun wrote: »
    @ the OP: Do you live in some shanty town in southern Bangkok or something? I work at a Domino's and saw your other thread in SE++ and while I don't doubt some of it was exaggerated its still a pretty hefty story. Was that a corporate store or a franchise? Either you live in what I would call hell/shit or you're spinning a very tall tale. I know how frequently OER evaluations and the like are done and I just have a hard time believing conditions could be that bad. If it happened to be a corporate store I'd just call you a liar right now.

    That or the franchise I work for is the best in the country, which I know it isn't.

    I've heard similar stories at other restaurants. Some of my friends worked at a Pizza Hut in high school. Now, when you make a Pizza Hut pizza, various toppings and cheese can miss the pizza or fall off onto the work table. These are brushed off into a "scrap bin". My friends would wait a few days for the scrap bin to fill up, then make a "scrap pizza," cook it, and set it out on the buffet.

    I don't eat at Pizza Hut anymore.

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  • YarYar Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man this kind of stuff is pretty common; not sure why you find it unbelievable.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    spew.

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  • JeffHJeffH Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I got a screw in my orange juice one time from Bickford's

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  • SonosSonos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i was a dishwasher and had to clean the greasetrap. it was the traps first cleaning in the 5 year existence of the restaurant. dead bugs and other unmentionables had collected. it took hours and we we shirtless using the tshirts to cover our mouths and noses from the unbelievable stench.

    i was making about $2.35/hr at the time because I worked on delivery tips. obviously I wasn't making tips then. should have walked out then and there.

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  • Something WittySomething Witty Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shogun wrote: »
    @ the OP: Do you live in some shanty town in southern Bangkok or something? I work at a Domino's and saw your other thread in SE++ and while I don't doubt some of it was exaggerated its still a pretty hefty story. Was that a corporate store or a franchise? Either you live in what I would call hell/shit or you're spinning a very tall tale. I know how frequently OER evaluations and the like are done and I just have a hard time believing conditions could be that bad. If it happened to be a corporate store I'd just call you a liar right now.

    That or the franchise I work for is the best in the country, which I know it isn't.


    I can't speak for the entire franchise but the Dominoe's buildings that I've seen always seemd kind of filthy. And the whole rat thing DID happen, no joke, but other than that the nastiest thing that comes out of Dominoes is the food, rather than the stories. I just find that it's a remarkably nasty resturaunt, and other than the one story about the rat (seriously, do you know how many places have rats? It's nothing new) the ones I've seen did seem a bit grimey. Now I should point out that I've only been inside roughly 4 different Dominoes, (eaten from more though) but they always tasted equally bad, so I assume they all have similar conditions. Which is grossly unfair I guess, but whatever.

    And franchises that have an overall bad standard for cleanliness are nothing new. IE Golden Corral, Ryans, Fire Mountain grill, which usually have some problem or the other with pests. Personally I dont care about a pest problem in a resturaunt until it spills over in to what you're eating. Because most resturaunts seem to have a problem with pests or some type of cleanliness issue at one point in there lives, as long as I dont know about it and it doesnt get in the food then whatever.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    There's a filthy little Indian place in Cambridge where we actually watched mice scurry to-and-fro in their upstairs dining area.

    Delicious cheap food though.

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  • METAzraeLMETAzraeL Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I was eating an el gordo from Jimboys once when I encountered a quite crunchy morsel, which turned out to be a metal twisty. It wasn't the end of eating at Jimboys for me, but I didn't go to that specific place again.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dammit, why did I read this thread? I'm going to lunch right now! Update and maybe pics to follow, but only if its super nasty.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    My brother detected urine in his Subway sandwich. Apparently the pickle-pepper bin was just too tempting.

    How was he sure it was urine? I mean, unless he asked the register jockey, and he said, "Yeah, I pissed on your sandwich." A lot of things can smell like a lot of other things, is all I'm saying. Both cleaning supplies and pee tend to smell of ammonia, for example.

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  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Unfortunately for me, I never saw a Popeye's until I moved to Wisconsin. Pretty much the only fried chicken I experienced before that was from caterers at friends' graduation parties.

    Then again, I guess that's really not so unfortunate. Fried chicken is sorta gross.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    My brother detected urine in his Subway sandwich. Apparently the pickle-pepper bin was just too tempting.

    How was he sure it was urine? I mean, unless he asked the register jockey, and he said, "Yeah, I pissed on your sandwich." A lot of things can smell like a lot of other things, is all I'm saying. Both cleaning supplies and pee tend to smell of ammonia, for example.

    Yeah I asked him the same thing, and he said he was just sure, so take that as you will. He had the sandwich in his freezer for a while and was going to send it to a lab for analysis but I guess eventually decided he didn't care enough.

    He still eats at Subway, which is a poor choice in the first place even without a specific tainting experience. Not the one in Harlem though, apparently.

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  • SonosSonos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    My brother detected urine in his Subway sandwich. Apparently the pickle-pepper bin was just too tempting.

    How was he sure it was urine? I mean, unless he asked the register jockey, and he said, "Yeah, I pissed on your sandwich." A lot of things can smell like a lot of other things, is all I'm saying. Both cleaning supplies and pee tend to smell of ammonia, for example.

    Yeah I asked him the same thing, and he said he was just sure, so take that as you will. He had the sandwich in his freezer for a while and was going to send it to a lab for analysis but I guess eventually decided he didn't care enough.

    He still eats at Subway, which is a poor choice in the first place even without a specific tainting experience. Not the one in Harlem though, apparently.

    doubtful. humans can be pretty debase but pissing on a sandwich is simply beneath the worst of the worst. and if you were convinced it was urine you would never eat there again.

    case dismissed.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Sonos wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    My brother detected urine in his Subway sandwich. Apparently the pickle-pepper bin was just too tempting.

    How was he sure it was urine? I mean, unless he asked the register jockey, and he said, "Yeah, I pissed on your sandwich." A lot of things can smell like a lot of other things, is all I'm saying. Both cleaning supplies and pee tend to smell of ammonia, for example.

    Yeah I asked him the same thing, and he said he was just sure, so take that as you will. He had the sandwich in his freezer for a while and was going to send it to a lab for analysis but I guess eventually decided he didn't care enough.

    He still eats at Subway, which is a poor choice in the first place even without a specific tainting experience. Not the one in Harlem though, apparently.

    doubtful. humans can be pretty debase but pissing on a sandwich is simply beneath the worst of the worst. and if you were convinced it was urine you would never eat there again.

    case dismissed.
    I said he doesn't eat at that particular store any more.

    But yeah my brother is a little broken regardless.

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  • SonosSonos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    whoever mentioned golden corral made me throw up a little.

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  • teamquigganteamquiggan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Man this kind of stuff is pretty common; not sure why you find it unbelievable.

    Its true in my years in the food industry I have some stories

    Firstly, Back when I was a kid, someone at Heavy Duty had extinguished a cigarette on our pizza, before sending it out. Sketchy assholes.

    I have, on 2 occasions been violently ill because of the food I ate at McDonald's, I know this as its the only food I ate that day, and I was the only one in my family that got sick.

    When I used to work at subway, I have watched my boss pick tomato tops out of the garbage as well as lettuce that had gotten rotten, he would brush them off and put them in the cold tray.

    I had a buddy that had worked for a company that would go around and clean out the deep fryers of all the little diners in and around the resorts in BC, one he went in, hadn't been properly cleaned in 2 owner cycles, they would just empty the oil and put new oil in. Upon inspection of the bottom, there were 4 rat skeletons down there. Who knows how long they've been there.

    Wanna know what goes into home made soup? rotting vegetables.

    When I was walking to my hotel last time I was in Montreal, I had walked down one of those ally streets, a kitchen door was open, inside there was a cook that was mixing a soup. He was also smoking and petting a dog that happened to be there.

    I knew a dude that used to work in a greasy spoon with a closed kitchen, they would smoke in there and drink from the cooking wine, they would also do hot knives of hash off of the stove while making breakfasts. everything had mysterious black flecks in it.

    Often times, fresh vegetables means vegetables that the farms couldn't sell to stores so restaurants cut the rot out of them and serve them with out anyone knowing the difference.

    If something falls on the floor and know one sees it, throw it in the deep fryer, its better to get the food out fast and hot, then deal with pissed off customers that won't know the difference.

    Hair, in cooked food is the least of your worries.

    EDIT: Oh, before I started working there, I also really sick from Subway sandwiches, along with my whole family.
    When we went to Darian lake, we had asked for Italian dressing on our subs, they poured vegetable oil on it, now that is fucking gross.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    When I worked at a Denny's as a waiter, one time the sliced turkey I brought out still had the wax paper between the slices. I hadn't noticed because there was gravy all over it.

    Another time, the sliced turkey had a big copper packing staple in it.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I've worked in numerous fast food-type establishments, and I was disappointed to never see or hear anyone do anything disgusting. Even when I saw people do thing like drop food when they thought nobody was watching, they always made new stuff.

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  • SonosSonos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Man this kind of stuff is pretty common; not sure why you find it unbelievable.

    Its true in my years in the food industry I have some stories

    Firstly, Back when I was a kid, someone at Heavy Duty had extinguished a cigarette on our pizza, before sending it out. Sketchy assholes.

    I have, on 2 occasions been violently ill because of the food I ate at McDonald's, I know this as its the only food I ate that day, and I was the only one in my family that got sick.

    When I used to work at subway, I have watched my boss pick tomato tops out of the garbage as well as lettuce that had gotten rotten, he would brush them off and put them in the cold tray.

    I had a buddy that had worked for a company that would go around and clean out the deep fryers of all the little diners in and around the resorts in BC, one he went in, hadn't been properly cleaned in 2 owner cycles, they would just empty the oil and put new oil in. Upon inspection of the bottom, there were 4 rat skeletons down there. Who knows how long they've been there.

    Wanna know what goes into home made soup? rotting vegetables.

    When I was walking to my hotel last time I was in Montreal, I had walked down one of those ally streets, a kitchen door was open, inside there was a cook that was mixing a soup. He was also smoking and petting a dog that happened to be there.

    I knew a dude that used to work in a greasy spoon with a closed kitchen, they would smoke in there and drink from the cooking wine, they would also do hot knives of hash off of the stove while making breakfasts. everything had mysterious black flecks in it.

    Often times, fresh vegetables means vegetables that the farms couldn't sell to stores so restaurants cut the rot out of them and serve them with out anyone knowing the difference.

    If something falls on the floor and know one sees it, throw it in the deep fryer, its better to get the food out fast and hot, then deal with pissed off customers that won't know the difference.

    Hair, in cooked food is the least of your worries.

    EDIT: Oh, before I started working there, I also really sick from Subway sandwiches, along with my whole family.
    When we went to Darian lake, we had asked for Italian dressing on our subs, they poured vegetable oil on it, now that is fucking gross.

    i could have done without reading that.

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  • teamquigganteamquiggan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sonos wrote: »
    Yar wrote: »
    Man this kind of stuff is pretty common; not sure why you find it unbelievable.

    Its true in my years in the food industry I have some stories

    Firstly, Back when I was a kid, someone at Heavy Duty had extinguished a cigarette on our pizza, before sending it out. Sketchy assholes.

    I have, on 2 occasions been violently ill because of the food I ate at McDonald's, I know this as its the only food I ate that day, and I was the only one in my family that got sick.

    When I used to work at subway, I have watched my boss pick tomato tops out of the garbage as well as lettuce that had gotten rotten, he would brush them off and put them in the cold tray.

    I had a buddy that had worked for a company that would go around and clean out the deep fryers of all the little diners in and around the resorts in BC, one he went in, hadn't been properly cleaned in 2 owner cycles, they would just empty the oil and put new oil in. Upon inspection of the bottom, there were 4 rat skeletons down there. Who knows how long they've been there.

    Wanna know what goes into home made soup? rotting vegetables.

    When I was walking to my hotel last time I was in Montreal, I had walked down one of those ally streets, a kitchen door was open, inside there was a cook that was mixing a soup. He was also smoking and petting a dog that happened to be there.

    I knew a dude that used to work in a greasy spoon with a closed kitchen, they would smoke in there and drink from the cooking wine, they would also do hot knives of hash off of the stove while making breakfasts. everything had mysterious black flecks in it.

    Often times, fresh vegetables means vegetables that the farms couldn't sell to stores so restaurants cut the rot out of them and serve them with out anyone knowing the difference.

    If something falls on the floor and know one sees it, throw it in the deep fryer, its better to get the food out fast and hot, then deal with pissed off customers that won't know the difference.

    Hair, in cooked food is the least of your worries.

    EDIT: Oh, before I started working there, I also really sick from Subway sandwiches, along with my whole family.
    When we went to Darian lake, we had asked for Italian dressing on our subs, they poured vegetable oil on it, now that is fucking gross.

    i could have done without reading that.

    Im actually about to leave to go get some takeout. This shit doesn't even phase me anymore.

    When I get back, Ill tell you the tales of my good friend Mark and his exploits in fine dining.

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  • SonosSonos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007

    i could have done without reading that.

    Im actually about to leave to go get some takeout. This shit doesn't even phase me anymore.

    When I get back, Ill tell you the tales of my good friend Mark and his exploits in fine dining.[/QUOTE]

    i've requested that a mod perma-ban you for reason of being gross.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My first job was in a fish and chip shop, which was alright as first jobs go. I did work with this guy who was a bit ... slow. He couldn't follow anything but the simplest of instructions, so he always ended up with the jobs that could be explained in three sentences or less.

    One of these jobs was checking the food in the fryers had reached "cooked" temperature. This involves taking a little battery powered temperature probe, fishing something out the fryer, sticking the probe in it, and if it reads over 82 degrees, putting it in the warmer. It's very dull, and very repetitive if you're doing a large batch of something.

    So he was plodding away: scoop, stick, dump, scoop, stick, dump, when he dropped the temperature probe. Into the fryer. Guess what his reflex reaction was?









    To plunge his hand into the fryer. Up to the wrist.

    Me and my boss had to tackle him to the floor to keep him from running it under the tap.

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  • ShogunShogun Hair long; money long; me and broke wizards we don't get along Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Holy Christ in a can reading this thread is worse than watching that scene in the Hills Have Eyes where that mutant guy is raping that chick in the trailer.

    This is why I eat at home so much. That and it saves money. The worst I have ever experienced was one time this lady was bringing us our food at a nice italian place and she had a cold and was coughing a little bit. I didn't think it was a big deal but the people I was with raised hell. It makes me wonder where everyone gets food at.

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  • TylerXKJTylerXKJ __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    I know this one guy, he put his penis in the ice cream machine at the McDonalds he worked at because it was just him one night when his manager went out for a smoke and he wondered what it would feel like. Apparently it was pleasurable enough that he climaxed.

    D:

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  • a penguina penguin Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Haha, I work in Food Safety.

    Needless to say, I know too much.

    One day, I'll write a book. Until then, I can't say much, lest The Man come for me.

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  • teamquigganteamquiggan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sonos wrote: »
    i've requested that a mod perma-ban you for reason of being gross.

    Do you think I am lying?

    Back at subway, we had a dude come in late at night, he said he was really hungry, I said alright, he responded by ordering a BMT, not a very healthy choice to begin with, I asked him, what type of cheese, he went for all three, and asked if he could have double meat, I told him sure, he then asked if the second set of meat could be meatballs, Why not? to top it all off he got triple bacon and extra mayo, just onions. He christened it, the "Heart Attack Special"

    Everyone who works In food knows that your shoes get pretty gross, the amount of organic shit that hits the floor during a busy shift is insane, its mostly cheese, but also bits of rubber, various vegetables, dust, sauces, whatever. This is why it is important to sweep and mop after every shift. When I worked at Pizza Pizza, one slow night I was tasked with cleaning the floor of the fridge, I thought there was a worn rubber mat on the floor that was flush with the tile outside of the fridge, turns out that this black shit had collected to such a degree that it was about a cm thick at the door, and mostly mozzarella cheese.

    On too my buddy Mark, he used to work at a burger chain that is just in Canada, that features singing from the cooks and staff. They would have dueling matches between cooks, where they would stick their spatula into the grill and super heat it, then chase each other with it. This one time Mark did not expect the onslaught and turned at just the wrong moment, he lost an inch by 2 inches patch of skin, that stuck right to the spatula.

    On another occasion, he was working late with one of his managers, whom happened to be female, her ex boyfriend had shown up to the drivethru requesting a burger. She was real nice to him over the intercom, super nice as she ran a knife along the bottom of her shoe and put that black shit onto the bun, then covering it with the restaurant's special sauce. Super nice in handing it over to him. And extra nice as she talked to him while he ate the burger sitting at the window then he drove off.

    Mark upgraded to a larger Irish Pub, where the kitchen manager also happened to deal dope out the back, well, in between lines of coke. One time the Kitchen manager had a dude ride his bike in through the kitchen door, he dumped a large quantity of pot onto the cutting board, and proceeded to chop it up with the French knives. The whole kitchen smelled like pot. He pushed all the chopped pot into a plastic bag and put it in his backpack, then payed the bike man. Then the bike man left.

    Workers will throw all kinds of shit into a deep fryer so see what would happen, eggs, cheese, pickles water, pieces of paper, pieces of their uniform.

    One of the Kitchen Mangers I know worked with a dude that would cover his face in fish batter and stick it in the fryer briefly.

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  • Erayc3rErayc3r Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I used to work in a starbucks , now if you happen to have had the chance to work at one or simply frequent one you know the types that go there. Not everyone that goes to them are assholes , but those that did come in and were assholes there was something special for them.

    My shift supervisor and a couple people under him particapated in what they would call urban terriorism. I was on good terms with everyone there so I got warnings like " I dont think you should drink any mocha today." I would ask why , mocha is stored in the walk in fridge so it was super thick. My shifty would walk me back,grab one of the back up mocha's and it would often have a dick print in it, like ya know someone dipped their wang in it. White mocha , I think you know what would happen with that. The same types of things happen to select pastries. Now this tainted shit would not go out to everyone , just the assholes. doesnt make it right and let me just say that I did not participate and mess with people shit , I also didnt stop it.

    Also a local papa johns had some serious termite infestation and a buddy of mine got a pizza with termites on it , and not like one or two , were talking a whole bunch. He got some pics of it with his camera phone , Ill try and get em and post em up.

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Where the hell do you guys get these stories? I've worked in a couple kitchens (Local sit-down restaurant and an A&W), my friends have worked at Subway, McDonalds, Quizno's, et al and I've never EVER heard of this kind of stuff happening except in threads like this and in trumped up lawsuits.

    What the hell?

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