International Take Your Forum to Work Day!

scarlet st.

That's right, folks, it's ITYFWD again!
Show us around your office, the dirty kitchen in which you make fast food, the bathrooms you clean, or the alley behind the Olive Garden where you polish off tugjobs. If you're unemployed, this is your chance to get an eye for your future career!

For example, I am an administrative assistant. I post on forums and talk about Warcraft with my brother and a few other coworkers all day.
I also get various objects thrown at me or creams spewed down my throat.

This is us getting really wrapped up in shredding old dot matrix printer paper one-by-one.


This is my desk layout


This is my boss and the creamer incident.





Now it's your turn, guys.

naporeon

Your boss looks like he ate Steve Kuntz.

SA

I don't have a camera at work.

scarlet st.

It was self-sacrifice. He is holding the shitty demeanor and quality of character that is Kurtz within his own body.

Monkeybomb

I brought my Micro Mosquito into work today but now I don't have the balls to try flying it into my boss's office from down the hall.

scarlet st.

SA wrote: »

I don't have a camera at work.

Bring one and post it tomorrow, dude. I know that's Manifest's plan.

naporeon

Monkeybomb, you are pretty much the raddest.

Weaver

I almsot brought my camera to work today. I was looking at it on my dresser, and decided, "Nah.".

I'll bring it tomorrow. Get some pics of the labs.

Monkeybomb

If I was the raddest this helicopter would be sitting on my boss's head right now.

Jordyn

I think if you go to the station's website, there's a couple pictures of me.

Uuuugh.

TxdoHawk

My job areas are pretty boring. Picture:

1. An extremely quiet college library, with the most boring co-workers ever.

2. An EB roughly the size of a large walk-in closet.

And there you go.

tony_important

It's my bed.

Where I work on your mom's ass.

Weaver

Well Jordyn I don't see pics of you anywhere on their site.

Nogs

I work at the University of Minnesota Language Center as the Lead Student Classroom Technology Assistant. Basically I help teachers use software and computers. At least that is what I'm suppose to do. Mostly I just help them find the light switch and how to turn on the projector. When I'm not doing that - which is 98% of the time I'm here - I dick around on the internet and eat poptarts.

Here is our little office, dubbed 'Room 5'(sorry for quality, camera phone):

This is where I sit for hours on end

This is one of the rooms I am responsible for

Butters

My company's new office building is a giant clusterfuck right now.

Jordyn

There are at least two.

It's hardly my fault if you can't find them.

Sheri

Sam, these aren't even new!

Weaver

I was hoping to find Fine Bitches but I'm not seeing him either.

Jordyn

There are no pictures of Fine Bitches that I have seen on the site.

Faricazy

if i start taking pictures theyll be like whut and stop and yeah

but i am at work! and there is a cute asian girl here whose name is I think emily (god i should remember people's names when they tell me) and i don't know why shes herecause ive never seen her work here before and i would have cause our office has six fucking people



anyway

on my way up today is saw a fimiliar looking dude

it just hit me

remember the loud guy from one of the police academies (III, I think) who was roomed with the nerdy guy?

the suit looked like him

but groomed

damn creepy

redimpulse

I work in classified areas. No pictures or anything allowed.

I have to smuggle my phone in because of the fucking camera.

Faricazy

smuggle in where?

:winky:

Knob

i took some pictures of work but they are old

maybe i will take some new ones tomorrow

i sit in a room with a wall of tv's like a goddamned supervillain

Rankenphile

Knob wrote: »

i took some pictures of work but they are old

maybe i will take some new ones tomorrow

i sit in a room with a wall of tv's like a goddamned supervillain

how oddly fitting.

Weaver

Children's Research Institute occupies 50,000 square feet of wet laboratory space in the heart of Seattle's biotech community at 307 Westlake Ave. The open laboratory design facilitates teamwork and stimulates interdisciplinary research.

More than 120 faculty and staff conduct research at 307 Westlake in disciplines such as immunology, infectious disease, nephrology, neurology and surgery.

The Westlake facility includes a state-of-the-art barrier vivarium as well as core laboratories for flow cytometry.

Jazz Samurai

Isn't this more "take your work to the forum" day, unless you show your co-workers SE++ on your comp or something?


Also I don't have a job because I am a lazy bum with a worthless college degree.

Hunter

Jazz Samurai wrote: »

Isn't this more "take your work to the forum" day, unless you show your co-workers SE++ on your comp or something?


Also I don't have a job because I am a lazy bum with a worthless college degree.

Philosophy major or Liberal Arts?

Jazz Samurai

Hunter wrote: »

Jazz Samurai wrote: »

Isn't this more "take your work to the forum" day, unless you show your co-workers SE++ on your comp or something?


Also I don't have a job because I am a lazy bum with a worthless college degree.

Philosophy major or Liberal Arts?

B.A. in Psychology

I have a lot of CS, IS, and communication training/experience though ... maybe I can get a job with that stuff.

Weaver

What would a Conservative Arts degree cover?

naporeon

Weaver wrote: »

What would a Conservative Arts degree cover?

Feeding the poor into a woodchipper, and using their remains as fertilizer to grow tobacco?

Nogs

Weaver wrote: »

What would a Conservative Arts degree cover?

I think those are given out at vocational schools and technical institutes. You know, skills that actually pertain to a specific job.



...I'm in the wrong field.

Rankenphile

Weaver wrote: »

What would a Conservative Arts degree cover?

Painting over existing paintings that show nipple, mostly.

Weaver

Rankenphile wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

What would a Conservative Arts degree cover?

Painting over existing paintings that show nipple, mostly.

This is the response that made me laugh.

Hunter

Jazz Samurai wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Jazz Samurai wrote: »

Isn't this more "take your work to the forum" day, unless you show your co-workers SE++ on your comp or something?


Also I don't have a job because I am a lazy bum with a worthless college degree.

Philosophy major or Liberal Arts?

B.A. in Psychology

I have a lot of CS, IS, and communication training/experience though ... maybe I can get a job with that stuff.

Didn't anyone at your college tell you that the Masters level is your working degree in Psychology? They made it pretty clear to my wife that if she wanted a job for actual money and not shitty temp work at a half way home for juvenile delinquents she needed to get at least an MS. Even after that she's taken tons of continuing education.

Hunter

Rankenphile wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

What would a Conservative Arts degree cover?

Painting over existing paintings that show nipple, mostly.

Damn, now I can't jerk off at the Smithsonian any more. Well, not as easily.

Penguin Incarnate

I work at one of these.

And yes, it is the most weeaboo thing ever.

The other day a kid with a Megatokyo hoodie on came in. I wanted to grab him by the collar and warn him about the road he was going down. But then again, fuck it, I don't make enough for shit like that.

naporeon

I was a double major in Anthropology and Psychology.

I work in IT/Programming.

Jazz Samurai

Hunter wrote: »

Jazz Samurai wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Jazz Samurai wrote: »

Isn't this more "take your work to the forum" day, unless you show your co-workers SE++ on your comp or something?


Also I don't have a job because I am a lazy bum with a worthless college degree.

Philosophy major or Liberal Arts?

B.A. in Psychology

I have a lot of CS, IS, and communication training/experience though ... maybe I can get a job with that stuff.

Didn't anyone at your college tell you that the Masters level is your working degree in Psychology? They made it pretty clear to my wife that if she wanted a job for actual money and not shitty temp work at a half way home for juvenile delinquents she needed to get at least an MS. Even after that she's taken tons of continuing education.

Oh, I know ... I switched into Psychology so I could graduate on time instead of failing miserably in CS, and this way I can always go back to more education if I want to continue to pursue Psych.

Sheri

I have a useless degree (in two fields!) and I have a job lined up!

Whoo!

redimpulse

I have no degrees or certificates yet I have a pretty good job that pays enough for me to live a pretty decent life.

Faricazy

yeah but

at disneyland