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[NFL] Thread: Low Bar: Cleared!

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    You: He may have gone 14-2, but Schottenheimer just couldn't get it done in the playoffs!

    Me:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAL5X3TRA2A

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    Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    So, the Bears should give Kaepernick a look, right?

    My understanding from having family in Chicago is that anyone who would be pissed off by this is already boycotting the team.

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    NoquarNoquar Registered User regular
    You: He may have gone 14-2, but Schottenheimer just couldn't get it done in the playoffs!

    Me:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAL5X3TRA2A

    Oh I feel you - I was born in San Diego - lifelong Chargers and Padres fan.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited October 2020
    If you're looking for egregious examples of football skills and popularity covering up truly horrible things, might I invite you to root against the Chiefs with me.

    Yes, I will never let Tyreek Hill off the hook.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    I’m not sure there’s a franchise that isn’t boiled ass that doesn’t roster an enormous dick head or 30

    Let the hate flow through you, there’s no lack of good targets

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Lists time:
    Hatable franchises
    Denver - Elway and the Bowlens suck shit
    Saints - helped launder the Catholic Church’s shit
    Dallas - Jerry and Stephen both suck and eat shit
    San Fran - fuck York and Bosa
    LA - fuck Kroenke
    LA - fuck Spanos
    LV - fuck Gruden’s whiny shit
    Detroit - fuck AP and mega double fuck Patricia, Stafford should retire
    Green Bay - most Trumpy ownership, fuck off
    Miami - Ross is the worst, fuck him
    Cleveland - Hunt is garbage and Haslem is an incompetent shitbag crook who hires racists
    Philly - literally eat more shit, Philly Fan
    Arizona - fuck you and your racist GM
    Tennessee - cut off and eat your own COVID-riddled dick, Vrabel (your mom was a nice teacher though, she gave me an A in freshman French)
    NYJ - Johnson sucks so fucking bad, fuck him, eat shit Gergg
    NYG - would you rather have Lamar or Saquon/DJ, we’ll fuck you Gettleman has racist turds where his brains should be
    Pittsburgh - fuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk Roethlisberger
    Tampa - Brady, Shady, AB, Suh.......fuck these assholes, just fuck
    Cincy - just sell the team to a real owner already
    New England - Boston fan, ugh, Kraft is just white man of means privilege disgustingly personified, Bill has no soul, Cam is fun I hope he’s not done

    I think I missed some

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    If you actively hate the Lions, you are doing it wrong.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    If you actively hate the Lions, you are doing it wrong.

    Unless you're a Lions fan. Then it makes sense.

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    quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    You should hate the Lions because they are such a bad franchise that two of the greatest players to ever play their position retired while still having the ability to play for several more years rather than playing for the team.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    It tipped from pity to hate when it turns out it took 5 minutes of googling to learn Patricia was accused of sexual assault and they just didn’t give any shits

    Also I mostly passively hate them

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    cowboys are still #1 the feel good story of the season though

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    cowboys are still #1 the feel good story of the season though

    Cowboys aren't the #1 anything

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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    I hate the Browns. Their fans are just as bad as Eagles fans, but they've been so bad for so long that they haven't had much opportunity to be cocky geese.

    Also don't like the Packers, Eagles, Cowboys, Chiefs, Broncos, 49ers, Rams, Steelers, and Football Team.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    erm @Dynagrip you're gonna have to sell me on this one
    i'm just not seeing it

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Tox wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    cowboys are still #1 the feel good story of the season though

    Cowboys aren't the #1 anything

    I think replacing Garrett with McCarthy and being at least 5 losses worse is definitely the feel good story of the season

    Although the WFT’s existence is up there too

    Fuck, the whole NFC East

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    erm @Dynagrip you're gonna have to sell me on this one
    i'm just not seeing it

    David Johnson has a lot of intangibles.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    erm @Dynagrip you're gonna have to sell me on this one
    i'm just not seeing it

    David Johnson has a lot of intangibles.

    Did you mean to offer a different D Johnson? Duke or D’Ernest?

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    erm @Dynagrip you're gonna have to sell me on this one
    i'm just not seeing it

    David Johnson has a lot of intangibles.

    Did you mean to offer a different D Johnson? Duke or D’Ernest?

    just so everyone can understand
    the offer was david johnson for aaron jones straight up
    like what

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    As a Seahawks fan, people hate us

    Because, as many of us will freely admit, we are insufferable

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    As a Niners fan, I know not to go into a bathroom with us. Or the parking lot. We'll probably stab you.

    We really do have the worst fans.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    As a Seahawks fan, people hate us

    Because, as many of us will freely admit, we are insufferable

    Anyone who identifies themself as a "twelve" in this state hurts me to my core.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Oh i am definitely not a “12”.

    Fuck 12

    ACAB

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    cowboys are still #1 the feel good story of the season though

    I don't...what possible part of our season could be associated with the words "feel good"?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    "Go hawks"

    Almost sounds like go cocks, but its just not and that makes me sad.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    cowboys are still #1 the feel good story of the season though

    I don't...what possible part of our season could be associated with the words "feel good"?

    Seriously?

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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    "Go hawks"

    Almost sounds like go cocks, but its just not and that makes me sad.

    I lived in SC for eight years. I've heard "Go Cocks!" come out of the mouth of far too many middle-aged office women for my own good. It... just stopped being funny after the first year.

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    Atlas in ChainsAtlas in Chains Registered User regular
    I've long maintained that the problem with Bears fans rests in all the Cubs fans. Boozy North side frat boys that worship Ditka and still think "Bear Weather" is important. They are harmless, though. You won't get stabbed by the drunken Cub fan. In fact, if you're savvy and you've brought something sharp, you can probably get him to cry and give you his wallet. Go Sox!

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    GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Bears fans greeted us with signs saying they would finish what Katrina started, and threw snow balls with rocks in them. I can't say I have encountered a worse fan base. At least Philadelphia fans are funny in how they show their general hatred of everything.

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    Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    Bears fans suck. Especially the South Siders. :P

    But the franchise gave us “Brian’s Song”, the Shuffle, and “Da Bears”.

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    DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2020
    They were #1 in their amazing division, and they will be #1 in tanking in that division.

    My buddy needs an RB in fantasy and I have so many good RB's I'm actually consideirng trading Zeke for his kelce. TE is the only spot where Im lacking currently.

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    Capt HowdyCapt Howdy Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    cowboys are still #1 the feel good story of the season though

    I don't...what possible part of our season could be associated with the words "feel good"?

    Their record, and reminding Boys fans that said this was the year about said record.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    There is a 'game' tonight. Atlanta @ Carolina.


    And I just noticed that the Super Bowl is number 55. They really missed an opportunity to have it in Vegas.

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    RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    Sunday is my Superbowl. I live in the la market, am a dolphins fan, assume I'll be able to see rams vs dolphins and tuas first start.

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    Atlas in ChainsAtlas in Chains Registered User regular
    Gnizmo wrote: »
    Bears fans greeted us with signs saying they would finish what Katrina started, and threw snow balls with rocks in them. I can't say I have encountered a worse fan base. At least Philadelphia fans are funny in how they show their general hatred of everything.

    I hope you are/were OK. The city is a beautiful place filled with culture and warmth, but the citizens are some of the most segregated in the country. There are pockets of ugly scattered about. Please take this joke in the lighthearted way it's intended, spoilers in case you'd rather skip it
    We've never seen an accurate throw before, you were in minimal actual danger.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    oh shit today is an amazon prime football day, i always forget until its too late

    dlinfiniti on
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Dirty birds are fuuuuckin dirty

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    GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    Gnizmo wrote: »
    Bears fans greeted us with signs saying they would finish what Katrina started, and threw snow balls with rocks in them. I can't say I have encountered a worse fan base. At least Philadelphia fans are funny in how they show their general hatred of everything.

    I hope you are/were OK. The city is a beautiful place filled with culture and warmth, but the citizens are some of the most segregated in the country. There are pockets of ugly scattered about. Please take this joke in the lighthearted way it's intended, spoilers in case you'd rather skip it
    We've never seen an accurate throw before, you were in minimal actual danger.

    That made me laugh in the best way, and I needed a good laugh today. So thank you.

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    HeirHeir Ausitn, TXRegistered User regular
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    Oh yes. Feed the dragon.

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Probably not the thread where you meant to post that but thank you for voting.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Gnizmo wrote: »
    Bears fans greeted us with signs saying they would finish what Katrina started, and threw snow balls with rocks in them. I can't say I have encountered a worse fan base. At least Philadelphia fans are funny in how they show their general hatred of everything.

    I hope you are/were OK. The city is a beautiful place filled with culture and warmth, but the citizens are some of the most segregated in the country. There are pockets of ugly scattered about. Please take this joke in the lighthearted way it's intended, spoilers in case you'd rather skip it
    We've never seen an accurate throw before, you were in minimal actual danger.

    My favorite is when Bears fans pretend they have a rivalry with the Vikings.

    Because Vikings fans just look at them funny while mentally plotting ways to murder all of the Packers fans.

    Most of the Packers fans I know seem to feel the same way :P

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