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Do you crank hog

PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
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Do you crank hog 92 votes

Yes, I love cranking my hog
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Yes, but only on Sundays
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No, I don't care for cranking the hog
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No, I'm keeping kosher
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Be awarey lest yer hog start crankin ye

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    No, I don't care for cranking the hog
    @ChicoBlue ! You are not dead!

    I thought smof ate you and wore your skin as a strangely effective disguise!

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Yes, I love cranking my hog
    Frankly I'm amazed my wrists aren't in even worse condition by now

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I find motorcycles rather offputting

    Broke as fuck and the bills past due, all amounts assist and are kindly received.

    https://www.paypal.me/hobnailtaylor
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I be dead only when yont hog hath crank-ed me dorn to the depths of Gaia's Tartarian womb

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Be awarey lest yer hog start crankin ye

    If thou crank long into a hog, the hog will also crank into thee?

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    No, I don't care for cranking the hog
    Grislo wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Be awarey lest yer hog start crankin ye

    If thou crank long into a hog, the hog will also crank into thee?

    Well, clearly. That's what Chico is warning us about!

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Yes, but only on Sundays
    Platy wrote: »
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    I'm sorry but is this on a t-shirt I can buy somewhere? Bonus points if it also includes the month in which I was born.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    What the fuck is this shit

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    The only thing I crank is Dat Soulja Boy

    YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Yes, I love cranking my hog
    TheStig wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
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    I'm sorry but is this on a t-shirt I can buy somewhere? Bonus points if it also includes the month in which I was born.

    It looks like DaSharez0ne. You can't get that image but you can get similar.

    https://teespring.com/stores/dasharez0ne

    milski on
    I ate an engineer
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Yes, I love cranking my hog


    Protect your nips when cranking your hog

    I ate an engineer
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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    No, I don't care for cranking the hog
    I am reminded of a PA strip

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    Master Chief doesn't crank it. Don't you want to be like the Master Chief?

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Yes, but only on Sundays
    milski wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
    JbqEIL2.png

    I'm sorry but is this on a t-shirt I can buy somewhere? Bonus points if it also includes the month in which I was born.

    It looks like DaSharez0ne. You can't get that image but you can get similar.

    https://teespring.com/stores/dasharez0ne

    https://teespring.com/weed-mask-by-da-share-z0ne?tsmac=store&tsmic=dasharez0ne&pid=972&cid=103974

    brb wearing this to work

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    I turn my crank to Frank

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    me and my hog aren't really on speaking terms

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    ask not for whom the hog cranks, it cranks for thee

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    No, I don't care for cranking the hog
    What hog cranks in the hearts of men?

    The Shadow knows...

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    I am reminded of a PA strip

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    Master Chief doesn't crank it. Don't you want to be like the Master Chief?

    That was actually one of the best flavors of Mountain Dew, is the thing.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Yes, I love cranking my hog
    Elaro wrote: »
    I am reminded of a PA strip

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    Master Chief doesn't crank it. Don't you want to be like the Master Chief?

    I hear his suit automatically cranks his hog.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    He cranks his warthog

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Yes, I love cranking my hog
    yeah his suit does that

    you just press X and it flips upright, that's what happens

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Some of us have not a hog to crank and must content ourselves with the pictures and stories generously shared by the users of r/sufficientlycrankedhogs.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Yes, I love cranking my hog
    this hog was made for crankin'

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Yes, but only on Sundays
    I only crank on Sunday’s.

    But Sunday’s are whenever I decide I have time for a Sunday, because actual Sunday is family-in-law day, and these poor Taiwanese people do not need a face full of sarukun’s hog.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yes, I love cranking my hog
    I’m cranking my hog right now

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Yes, but only on Sundays
    I’m cranking my hog right now

    Godspeed.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yes, I love cranking my hog
    sarukun wrote: »
    I’m cranking my hog right now

    Godspeed.

    I overcranked and now my hog is flooded.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    What?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yes, I love cranking my hog
    Gundi wrote: »
    What?

    My hog doesn’t have any of that fancy fuel injection so it floods more often that I’d care to admit.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    I repeat.

    What?

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    hogs are also a colloquialism for motorcycles.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yes, I love cranking my hog
    I feel I’ve been very clear.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Yes, but only on Sundays
    There are hogs in Taiwan but they are eclipsed by cute little scooters numbers-wise.

    The battery-powered models are gaining popularity.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I crank hog

    into the intestinal lining of other hogs before smoking, grilling, and devouring them

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Yes, but only on Sundays
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=9rp2OI5H2y0

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    You all think this is fun and games now, but wait til there are 30-50 of those hogs.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Yes, I love cranking my hog
    Sorce wrote: »
    hogs are also a colloquialism for motorcycles.

    Fuck

    I've made a mistake

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    is this a sweet bro and hella Jeff thing?

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