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[2020 Election] The Long Weekend

BogartBogart Streetwise HerculesRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
edited October 2020 in Debate and/or Discourse
OP copied from the last one, including this sentence.

This here is your official thread for discussing the great basket of wonder and joy that is the upcoming 2020 election.

What You Can Talk About:

- Any national or local 2020 US election.
- The impact of the conventions that just happened.
- The policy platforms of candidates AS THEY PERTAIN TO THE ELECTIONS. "Biden plans to roll out a public option" is okay. "A public option is awesome because of X,Y, and Z" is not.
- Polls related to the election.
- Voting outreach efforts
- Other things that directly pertain to the 2020 election and have not been explicitly banned.

What You Can't Talk About:

- The 2020 primaries that have already occurred. Upcoming 2020 primaries, if there are any left, are okay.
- Bernie Sanders
- 20-motherfucking-16
- Hillary Fucking Clinton
- Policy in general. This is not the place to discuss health care or taxes or policing in general. We have threads for all those things! If not, feel free to make one!
- Who you plan to personally vote for. Nothing good has ever come from a conversation in these threads about why you're definitely voting for Biden / voting third party / not voting. Just rest assured that your personal reasons for voting are the best in the whole world and everyone agrees with you and thinks you're smart and good looking. Masterfully done, you.

If you have previously been banned from this thread, you are still banned from this thread, sorry. Rest assured you can participate in discussions when 2024 rolls around, assuming elections are still a thing that exists in that far away time.

HEY! LISTEN! Some bright spark had the excellent notion to link the resources thread from SE++ for people who are having a hard time, so:

If you're having a tough time of it in these testing times, here are some resources that can help.

Bogart on
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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Democrats Abroad has called me three times and each time they were fairly rude. Kind of disappointed with their phone banking people in general.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Squeaky bum time refers to the period at the end of a sporting event where your team is grimly hanging on to the slimmest of leads and the opposition is mounting a last ditch assault on your defences.

    Your arse clenches with fear and you offer a silent prayer to a God you doubt exists that please please oh please let us hang on.

  • wobblyheadedbobwobblyheadedbob Registered User regular
    I'm anxious.

  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
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    The act of settling for less

  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Democrats Abroad has called me three times and each time they were fairly rude. Kind of disappointed with their phone banking people in general.

    Maybe it's where you live. They might think that's the local custom. :P

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    My strategy of never picking up any number that’s not recognized is serving me well.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Also if your post is some variant of hey you guys you're dumb and I’m smart just sayin you know ok bye then skip it.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular


    Aaron Rupar is eternally cursed to cover Trump events.

    TRUMP: "In California, you have a special mask. You cannot under any circumstances take it off. You have to eat through the mask. Right, right, Charlie? It's a very complex mechanism. And they don't realize those germs, they go through it like nothing."

    Even for Trump this shit is unhinged. This is at one of his deep red county stops in Arizona.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MancingtomMancingtom Registered User regular
    Does....does Trump think Californians have to wear Hannibal Lecter masks?

  • emp123emp123 Registered User regular
    The best part of voting is the dramatic reduction in calls asking me for my vote, so uh, get out there and vote and maybe they'll leave you alone!

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Does....does Trump think Californians have to wear Hannibal Lecter masks?

    I think you can stop with "does Trump think" at this point.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    i tell myself pretty much every day that i can't possibly be surprised by the depths of trump's stupid shtick.

    and yet... here we are once again, in the dumbest day in american history.

    only to be again surpassed by tomorrow.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    emp123 wrote: »
    The best part of voting is the dramatic reduction in calls asking me for my vote, so uh, get out there and vote and maybe they'll leave you alone!

    The best way to get a reduction in calls is to never be on the list in the first place, in my experience.

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    emp123 wrote: »
    The best part of voting is the dramatic reduction in calls asking me for my vote, so uh, get out there and vote and maybe they'll leave you alone!

    I was annoyed that after voting the volume didn’t drop but now I realize that my vote wasn’t recorded for two weeks after I mailed it and now I think the volume actually has dropped.

    Democracy works

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Does....does Trump think Californians have to wear Hannibal Lecter masks?

    Californians to Trump on Nov 3rd:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCXTu5jE-Ng

  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Does....does Trump think Californians have to wear Hannibal Lecter masks?

    I think "Why shouldn't they?"

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Does....does Trump think Californians have to wear Hannibal Lecter masks?

    He just saw that documentary about drowned camp kids because it was topical.

    You know, Friday the 13th

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    It’ll be nice not to have half my twitter feed screaming VOTE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD VOTE.

  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »


    Aaron Rupar is eternally cursed to cover Trump events.

    TRUMP: "In California, you have a special mask. You cannot under any circumstances take it off. You have to eat through the mask. Right, right, Charlie? It's a very complex mechanism. And they don't realize those germs, they go through it like nothing."

    Even for Trump this shit is unhinged. This is at one of his deep red county stops in Arizona.

    The thing is, nothing he says is actually that strange if you talk to the right kind of people. It's the exact kind of rambling bullshit people who don't really follow politics from real news sources talk about because they heard it on a chain email or these days on Facebook I guess.

    This shit is just the covid equivalent of "Did you hear about this new rule that says X at <insert university here>? Those goddamn PC liberals are so silly."

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    It’ll be nice not to have half my twitter feed screaming VOTE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD VOTE.

    ....did you vote though

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    6 DAYS REMAINING

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB401RfGMlM

    Every time I see an aggregator say Trump only has a 1 in 10 chance of winning I scream "HOLY SHIT HE HAS A 1 IN 10 CHANCE OF WINNING, FUCKING VOOOOOOTE PEOPLE"

  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    It’ll be nice not to have half my twitter feed screaming VOTE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD VOTE.

    Of course a mod would prefer an unelected oligarchy rather than have pesky elections!!!111!!!

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    6 DAYS REMAINING

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB401RfGMlM

    Every time I see an aggregator say Trump only has a 1 in 10 chance of winning I scream "HOLY SHIT HE HAS A 1 IN 10 CHANCE OF WINNING, FUCKING VOOOOOOTE PEOPLE"

    That's about the odds of rainy weather in Los Angeles, which rains 36 days a year!

  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    6 DAYS REMAINING

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB401RfGMlM

    Every time I see an aggregator say Trump only has a 1 in 10 chance of winning I scream "HOLY SHIT HE HAS A 1 IN 10 CHANCE OF WINNING, FUCKING VOOOOOOTE PEOPLE"

    Russian Roulette is around 16% and a way too apt metaphor right now

  • notyanotya Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    1 in 10 chance of winning, but like... 5 in 10 chance of this shit going to the supreme court somehow? I'm just trying to figure out vacation days so I can go protest in DC in November and December.

    Edit: or maybe January is when the real protests will get started..

    notya on
  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    emp123 wrote: »
    The best part of voting is the dramatic reduction in calls asking me for my vote, so uh, get out there and vote and maybe they'll leave you alone!

    I've asked them to take me off contact lists but i still get texts reminding me to vote. Even if I tell them I voted and my vote was marked as accepted they still respond with the boilerplate info on how to monitor my ballot status.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    notya wrote: »
    1 in 10 chance of winning, but like... 5 in 10 chance of this shit going to the supreme court somehow? I'm just trying to figure out vacation days so I can go protest in DC in November and December.

    It's not close enough for that, honestly.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    The texts stopped saying "can you vote" and switched over to "can you phone bank" so at least they recognized I voted. Unlike Fuzzy who I keep calling and he is so rude on the phone.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • notyanotya Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    notya wrote: »
    1 in 10 chance of winning, but like... 5 in 10 chance of this shit going to the supreme court somehow? I'm just trying to figure out vacation days so I can go protest in DC in November and December.

    It's not close enough for that, honestly.

    that is very much the result I'm praying for. But if Trump has a 10 percent chance to win, without cheating, than what are the odds WITH cheating?

    notya on
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    6 DAYS REMAINING

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB401RfGMlM

    Every time I see an aggregator say Trump only has a 1 in 10 chance of winning I scream "HOLY SHIT HE HAS A 1 IN 10 CHANCE OF WINNING, FUCKING VOOOOOOTE PEOPLE"

    That's about the odds of rainy weather in Los Angeles, which rains 36 days a year!

    Are you Magic Johnson

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    notya wrote: »
    notya wrote: »
    1 in 10 chance of winning, but like... 5 in 10 chance of this shit going to the supreme court somehow? I'm just trying to figure out vacation days so I can go protest in DC in November and December.

    It's not close enough for that, honestly.

    that is very much the result I'm praying for. But if Trump has a 10 percent chance to win, without cheating, than what are the odds WITH cheating?

    Cheating is priced into the polling and models, basically.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    emp123 wrote: »
    The best part of voting is the dramatic reduction in calls asking me for my vote, so uh, get out there and vote and maybe they'll leave you alone!

    I don't know. I got a text about how my sister hasn't voted yet today.

  • Special KSpecial K Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    I don't know. I got a text about how my sister hasn't voted yet today.

    If that's not a joke, it's terrifyingly creepy.

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    It is not. It's because we live together. Although no notification about my parents not voting, weird.

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  • KaputaKaputa Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Finally got around to voting today, in Maine's 1st district (the more liberal one). Chellie Pingree for House, she's a good Rep and I've never had a problem with her voting record.

    For Senate I ranked Lisa Savage first. Shes an independent running to the left of our rather disappointing Democratic candidate, Sara Gideon. I was disappointed in Gideon's victory in the primary, so I was happy to have someone representing policies like Medicare For All and Green New Deal in the race (Gideon prefers tinkering with our existing broken systems and not rocking the boat by taking actual positions on things). However, Savage's campaign never really got off the ground, perhaps either due to lack of funding or just a more partisan mindset this election cycle.

    Regardless of my qualms, I ranked Sara Gideon 2nd, because she won't be as bad as Susan Collins. Isn't it neat how I was able to vote for the better candidate while still backing the Democrat to prevent a GOP victory? Y'all gotta get your states off their archaic voting systems, our ranked choice system is objectively better in every way.

    For president I voted for Howie Hawkins first, because why not. Put Biden second though as is my civic duty or whatever.

    Kaputa on
  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    mcdermott wrote: »
    So my mom missed the deadline for getting an early ballot to drop off, and they didn’t have machines yet at her location, so she will be waiting for day-of now.

    I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.

    Oh come on, everybody knows that's worse!

    For real though, hope your mom stays safe when she goes to vote in person. It's going to be a clusterfuck.

  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    I just got a text reminding me to vote.
    I'm a UK citizen who's been to the US for a total of eight days in my life, and those were before I got this phone number.
    notya wrote: »
    1 in 10 chance of winning, but like... 5 in 10 chance of this shit going to the supreme court somehow? I'm just trying to figure out vacation days so I can go protest in DC in November and December.

    Edit: or maybe January is when the real protests will get started..
    Real question: if this went to the SC, what are the odds that two of them would recuse themselves on account of Trump giving them the job hahahahaha I'm kidding I know the answer.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • SteevSteev What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    My wife got a text informing her that her brother hasn't voted, except it was a text intended for her mom.

    (She thinks her mom gave the Florida Democrats my wife's number instead of her own number for some reason)

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    emp123 wrote: »
    The best part of voting is the dramatic reduction in calls asking me for my vote, so uh, get out there and vote and maybe they'll leave you alone!

    I've asked them to take me off contact lists but i still get texts reminding me to vote. Even if I tell them I voted and my vote was marked as accepted they still respond with the boilerplate info on how to monitor my ballot status.
    So just an interesting item, they are not required to remove people from their call lists if asked. Congress likes to cut exemptions in their telemarking bills for their people.

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