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So you're about to get busted in the chops

JedocJedoc In the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
edited January 2021 in Social Entropy++
Uh-oh. Looks like your mistakes and misdeeds have finally caught up with you. An agent of retribution is here to hit you hard, once, right in the face. You know what you did, you knew this was a possibility when you did it, and now it’s happening. The only thing left in your control is the verb.

Would you rather be:

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So you're about to get busted in the chops 96 votes

Punched
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HenroidWeaver3cl1ps3DisruptedCapitalistWiseManTobespolarcamel 6 votes
Struck
11%
LegacyMulysaSemproniusNo Great NameDarkPrimusStraightziPinfeldorfRMS OceanicSolarSleepCalicaGvzbgul 11 votes
Clobbered
2%
Grey GhostThe Escape Goat 2 votes
Whalloped
8%
HacksawBlake TRingoCristovalVegemyteEnlongRELtasticDesserted 8 votes
Smote
18%
Raijin QuickfootJasconiusGarthorKane Red RobeVeldrinBroloMaddocUrielPeewiA Dabble Of TheloniusBlackDragon480ElaroCaptain InertiafacetiousSorceJuggernutCorporateRedEvilCake 18 votes
Belted
4%
Munkus Beaverph blakeEndless_SerpentsCrippl3 4 votes
Popped one
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ShortyRandomEncounter#pipeMysstRedTideJavenLindsay LohanProlegomenauserPoorochondriacUnbrokenEvavegeta_666BucketmanSkeithUbikHeadCreepsPeenMrMonroeTheStigzekebeau 25 votes
Slugged
8%
MulletudeAshcroftHouk the NamebringerMegaMan001DepressperadoYaYaDaebunzSLyM 8 votes
Clouted
2%
Joolandertzeentchling 2 votes
Oh god, don't hit me! It was Larlar, go punch him instead!
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SporkAndrewASimPersontynicBahamutZEROBloodsheedXaquinFlarneCurly_BracegodmodeOrcaJusticeforPlutoIlpala 12 votes
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Struck
    Smote implies lighting would be involved

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    RandomEncounterRandomEncounter Registered User regular
    Popped one
    Quickand easy, one and done. Let is wash over me

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Smote
    I like smote

    it implies I died. instantly.

    I don't want to get hit but if I am I don't want to suffer any pain or stress.

    and I don't want larlar to suffer for my mistakes

    Uriel on
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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Slugged
    slugged.

    I've been slugged, I am confident in my ability to withstand a slug

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Smote
    Fucking smite me and get it over with.

    I’ve been most of the other things on this list.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Smote
    hi five Raijin

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Smote
    Look if I'm gonna get hit, it should be an event

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    RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    This is where my intensive study of Ji-kun-do kicks in and I flow around the approaching fist like water, don my sunglasses and fedora, and disappear into the night - the only remaining sound the flapping of my trench coat.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Smote
    Uriel wrote: »
    hi five Raijin

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Smote
    “What’s the matter, Uriel? Brewing mead got you pushing too many pencils?”

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Smote
    God that reminds me

    I need to check that honey to make sure it is still good.

    I don't... don't think honey is very susceptible to spoilage?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Clobbered
    clobbered implies I have been dealt justice by the ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thing, which is the most sure I can be that I really had it coming

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Smote
    Uriel wrote: »
    God that reminds me

    I need to check that honey to make sure it is still good.

    I don't... don't think honey is very susceptible to spoilage?

    On its own it will never go bad

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Good news, pure honey is probably one of the least perishable things in your house. Including most of the materials that make up your house.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Smote
    Uriel wrote: »
    God that reminds me

    I need to check that honey to make sure it is still good.

    I don't... don't think honey is very susceptible to spoilage?

    On its own it will never go bad

    Yeah I'm pretty sure this is true. I hope the bucket is solid and hasn't been breeched by anything. you'd think of it had been it would be obvious by now though.

    Worst case it's partially crystalized.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Smote
    Smite me daddy

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Clobbered
    To understand baseball, you must become the baseball.

    And that means being able to take a clobbering.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Smote
    I wish the retribution against me to be of a divine nature

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Punched
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I wish the retribution against me to be of a divine nature

    https://youtu.be/5_Etw_BwRoY

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Smote
    SMITE ME, DADDY

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Punched
    I've been decked before, just try not to take it on your eye socket. Don't want an orbital fracture.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Smote
    I ordered cuban food for lunch because I got my refund for cyberpunk 2077 but I got a Margherita with it and it's very strong I'm already losing a bit of motor skill.

    You know... speaking of being smote

    Uriel on
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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Clouted
    ... on the off chance it gets me more clout

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Punched
    I've been punched in the face a few times, it's unpleasant but not the worst thing ever.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Struck
    Getting struck just sounds so much more innocuous than any of the others.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Smote
    I also have gotten punched in the face

    Don't really recommend it. he was pulling them though I'm pretty sure. either that or adrenaline is serious business?


    cw violence
    anyway we stood there trading them for a minute then I put the guy in a headlock until I tought the might bite me. after that I took a dive to the floor cause he kept going after I let him go despite the fact I had him in a strong headlock he couldn't escape a few seconds before that

    Uriel on
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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Punched
    All the others imply intent whereas this could just be near accident glancing blow.

    And if you ever get punched so hard it feels like you got smote, well damn

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    As soon as I sense the intent of attack I utilise the body hardening techniques I have mastered to render any blow ineffective indeed destructive to the attacker

    Broke as fuck and the bills past due, all amounts assist and are kindly received.

    https://www.paypal.me/hobnailtaylor
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Popped one
    I got busted in the chops once.

    Zero stars do not recommend.

    CW honestly gross description of getting busted in the chops and the wounds caused:
    • It fractured one of my premolars which later broke and had to be taken out
    • It split a three inch gash on the inside of my cheek which bled so bad my poop was black
    • In the emergency room the doctor told me there was nothing they could do to stitch the gash or whatever so they just told me to gargle saline
    • After about a week the gash got infected and I was spitting out pus for a few days

    All of this because a drunk dickhead on a beach was trying to steal my friend's backpack while she swam and I wouldn't let him.

    #pipe on
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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    Hobnail wrote: »
    As soon as I sense the intent of attack I utilise the body hardening techniques I have mastered to render any blow ineffective indeed destructive to the attacker

    just get nanomachines that harden in response to physical trauma.

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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Clouted
    Clouted feels less forceful than the others, and also is more of an interesting word that you don't see nearly enough.

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    DessertedDesserted Dessert desertRegistered User regular
    Whalloped
    Whalloped. It's just a good word and should get more use!

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Smote
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Look if I'm gonna get hit, it should be an event

    $49.95, only on Pay-Per-View!

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Just fuckin kill me

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Struck
    Struck has a good mouth feel. Uh. The word that is.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Whalloped
    Of the choices, I feel whalloped best indicates the amount of force being used and I have always found the anticipation of an unknown amount of pain to be worse than actually getting hit. Plus being whalloped gives you time lying on the ground to collect yourself which is nice.

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Struck
    Struck feals like the least bad option. Like it's an open hand kind of deal.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Smote
    I have no enemies on earth, but I'm absolutely certain most of the gods hate me.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Punching someone right in the face is a fool’s errand!

    Good way to hurt your hand

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Popped one
    Punching someone right in the face is a fool’s errand!

    Good way to hurt your hand

    I mean, unless they're a Nazi, then you're obligated.

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