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A New Sith!

ZuelZuel Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
Has anyone here read Star Wars: Sacrifice yet? Jacen takes his Sith name finally!
All kinds of awesome!

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Boba Fett died in the sarlacc pit.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Darth Retardfuck Threadmaker

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jacen one of the offspring of Luke or Han?

    I never read the books.

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lies

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jacen=Jason?

    Behold, the dark sith lord, Stephen

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I can do a pretty good wookie impersonation.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I am ruler of the universe, Harold Bryant

    All show bow down or call me for our low price summer installation on our new air condition

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    Jacen one of the offspring of Luke or Han?

    I never read the books.

    Han.

    Also, what the fuck! Jacen turned sith? I haven't read any of the star wars books like like 5+ years, but I gotta see this. I just remember Zekk was about as badass as one could get.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    "I haven't ready any of the star wars books like like 5+ years, but i gotta see this."

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Will he fight his twin?

    Or is his twin evil too?

    After a while reading the books just got masochistic.

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I don't want to spoil it, but he kills a main character. And he changes his name to a Sith one.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I say, FUCK the force. Blow everyone up with nukes and shit. Fuck the force, you can't turn to the dark side if you don't use force so screw it.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    "I haven't ready any of the star wars books like like 5+ years, but i gotta see this."

    dude, nostalgia and shit, ya know how it is.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Darth Murder

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I read the first extended universe book. The one with the invaders from another galaxy or something.

    I didn't really like it.

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Darth Date Rape

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Darth My parents didn't hug me

    Darth Evil sounded like a sound business plan

    Darth No Holidays

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Darth Lando Calrissian.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think that was where they battle the Mah jong, SA

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Darth Detention

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    Jacen one of the offspring of Luke or Han?

    I never read the books.

    Han.

    Also, what the fuck! Jacen turned sith? I haven't read any of the star wars books like like 5+ years, but I gotta see this. I just remember Zekk was about as badass as one could get.

    Jacen is second strongest now, next to Luke.

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Darth AIDS

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zuel wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    Jacen one of the offspring of Luke or Han?

    I never read the books.

    Han.

    Also, what the fuck! Jacen turned sith? I haven't read any of the star wars books like like 5+ years, but I gotta see this. I just remember Zekk was about as badass as one could get.

    Jacen is second strongest now, next to Luke.

    It's...it's impossible...

    The scouter must be wrong! His...his power level...it's...

    OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zuel wrote: »
    I don't want to spoil it, but he kills a main character. And he changes his name to a Sith one.

    Spoil it. We gave spoiler tags for a reason.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Darth Dearth

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm Darth Jasen AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


    SPIRIT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Look you can't make a thread and then derail-mock it yourself too

    It's one or the other

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    Jacen one of the offspring of Luke or Han?

    I never read the books.

    Han.

    Also, what the fuck! Jacen turned sith? I haven't read any of the star wars books like like 5+ years, but I gotta see this. I just remember Zekk was about as badass as one could get.

    Jacen is second strongest now, next to Luke.

    It's...it's impossible...

    The scouter must be wrong! His...his power level...it's...

    OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

    His midichlorian levels are off the charts.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    IVE GOT TO CHANNEL ALL THE NATURAL LIFE FORCE

    OF THE FORCE


    SPIRIIIIIIIIT

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    I don't want to spoil it, but he kills a main character. And he changes his name to a Sith one.

    Spoil it. We gave spoiler tags for a reason.
    He kills Mara Jade and becomes Darth Cadeus

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I AM DARTH CADDY CASE

    I HOLD MANY ACCESSORIES

    OF EVIL

    *menacing glare*

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Look you can't make a thread and then derail-mock it yourself too

    It's one or the other

    I can do it all sir.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ha ha ha.

    sir

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zuel wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Look you can't make a thread and then derail-mock it yourself too

    It's one or the other

    I can do it all sir.

    Make me some coffee.

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I never understood why they didn't use the force to punch the bad guy in the nuts.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The force doesn't believe hitting below the belt is moral

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It would be pretty wild using the force to masturbate.

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    The force doesn't believe hitting below the belt is moral

    That leads to the dark side...

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Or jerk off some other dude.

    Who's standing up there, giving a speech to the Senate.

    And suddenly he starts groaning with pleasure.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Force persuasion specialty - Blowjobs

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