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Google Knows Where You Live.

Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
Only now, you can actually see the front door.

maps.google.com

So, they rolled out this Street View shit for Denver, San Francisco, Las Vegas and New York. It's pretty cool, and very educational.

For example, did you know that America is under attack by portal-ripping aliens?

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=&layer=c&cbll=37.895063,-122.496363&cbp=1,126.210083086315,0.446431487663838,0&ie=UTF8&om=1&ll=37.899578,-122.498116&spn=0.025398,0.071411&z=15

If you go up and down that street in the same picture, you'll notice the guy is sitting in the middle of the road. Taking pictures. While cars drive at him.

What wacky shit can you find in here?

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  • Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This is frightening.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    does google know where there is some sprite to go with all this rum

    oh well

    pirate style it is

    Skull Man on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    whoa now hey now

    Weaver on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I should go outside and moon you all

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    This is frightening.

    stop being a retard, this is the fucking information age.

    everything nobody wants to know about you has been available for fucking years, and the ability to look around in an online map program doesn't change that one bit.



    e-paranoia tinfoil hat wearers aside, this is pretty fucking fantastic. Walking around in Las Vegas is pretty damned impressive.

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  • Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You know how people caught things on google maps when that first came out? That were supposed to be secret?




    This is going to be like 20 times worse. I keep zooming in to windows to see If i can find someone wanking it or killing his wife or something.

    Or both.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This must have taken so much preparation.

    Edit: What things were caught on Google Maps?

    First I've heard of it.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    elmo knows where you liiiiive

    potatoe on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    shit people couldn't see my front door before...

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ...Holy shit.

    Fallout on
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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    the pictures aren't real-time

    jwalk on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    They don't have any cities I could really recognize, though. I haven't spent much time in any of the shown ones since I was about 4 or 5, and Boston, Los Angeles, Albuquerque (ololol) and Honolulu aren't there.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    okay, let's cruise Castro Street lookin for dudes gettin blowjobs in the alleys

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    okay so did they just drive around like fifty vehicles with four cameras strapped to them taking a picture every two seconds or what?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    the pictures aren't real-time

    you don't say.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    update: Skull Man is drunk and enjoying googlemaps

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I tried homing in on my city, but they didn't have the necessary information

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    oh shit I think I found one

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    oh shit I think I found one

    Oh shit link.

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  • Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Voyeurism.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    oh shit I think I found one

    Oh shit link.

    oh shit sike.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    oh shit I think I found one

    Oh shit link.

    oh shit sike.

    oh shittake

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Rankenphile on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    google's satellite pic for my house is out of date

    it has a tree that got cut down years ago

    they lose

    potatoe on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    as soon as they cover major highways and merge it with google earth and the navigational tool

    oh dear

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    dang google has a lot of money

    Kovak on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh my God, this is awesome! I hope they spent billions and get images for EVERY STREET IN THE WORLD! Cause if they did, I'd never get anything done every again... I'd just be browsing the world all day long, looking for sex in the windows...

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Oh my God, this is awesome! I hope they spent billions and get images for EVERY STREET IN THE WORLD! Cause if they did, I'd never get anything done every again... I'd just be browsing the world all day long, looking for sex in the windows...

    I am putting money on there being a website full of links to dirty pictures available through this google application

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ocean-drive.jpg

    ;-)

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    man, being able to spin around 360 in fucking cool

    shit, and you can click on a business and google will call your phone and connect them to you

    this is goddamned science fiction shit right here

    in two or three years this is gonna be unreal

    Knob on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited May 2007
    cambridge is far too unimportant to be on this

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    google's satellite pic for my house is out of date

    it has a tree that got cut down years ago

    they lose
    the pictures aren't real-time

    jwalk on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    man, being able to spin around 360 in fucking cool

    shit, and you can click on a business and google will call your phone and connect them to you

    this is goddamned science fiction shit right here

    in two or three years this is gonna be unreal

    for serious?

    holy god damn christ this is fucking awesome

    I love google so fucking hard

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    dang google makes me excited about the future

    maybe google will finally make all my wildest dreams come true in a couple years

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  • MgcwMgcw Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    google's satellite pic for my house is out of date

    it has a tree that got cut down years ago

    they lose
    the pictures aren't real-time

    I would love to kill you.

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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I love how google spends half their time on useful products like their online text editor, and the other half on what basically amounts to technology porn for the middle class. Like this.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    yeah, like type in your address

    then type in a thing you want like videogames or pizza or exotic dancing or walmart

    all of the business in the area that fit your search term will pop up on the map as an orange marker

    click on the marker and there's an option for google to set up a phone call to them for you

    Knob on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    like, they're one of the biggest companies in the world, right?

    they've pretty much got the smartest engineers on the planet working for them.

    and their upper management is smart enough to say "hey, you know what? Let's actively encourage these geniuses to fuck around for at least an hour, every day. Just to see what happens."

    And then we get crazy cool shit like this.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I love how google spends half their time on useful products like their online text editor, and the other half on what basically amounts to technology porn for the middle class. Like this.
    I think you might be being sarcastic but I actually do love this.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    google is so rad

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