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1 Billions Lions vs 1 of Every Pokemon

Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
A debate that has lasted since the dawn of man

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Hey if one of every Pokémon had to fight a billion lions who would win?

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1 Billions Lions vs 1 of Every Pokemon 168 votes

1 Billion Lions
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Pokemon
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pokemon
    One of the pokemon is basically god of their world.

    One has complete master over time, one has complete master over space.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    1 Billion Lions
    One of the pokemon is basically god of their world.

    One has complete master over time, one has complete master over space.

    I beat all of those with a fish that could only flail

    God dont mean shit in pokemon





    Also a billion is a lot

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Pokemon
    What's a lion going to do to a flying pokemon?

    Charizard going to solo those dumb lions.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pokemon
    One of the pokemon is basically god of their world.

    One has complete master over time, one has complete master over space.

    I beat all of those with a fish that could only flail

    God dont mean shit in pokemon





    Also a billion is a lot

    There's a difference between what the pokedex says they can do and what they can do because of game mechanics.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    1 Billion Lions
    Magell wrote: »
    What's a lion going to do to a flying pokemon?

    Charizard going to solo those dumb lions.

    Charizard has limited PP he cant take them all

    Also I know for sure ive seen lions eat birds before

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    Gardvore can just make black holes to suck the lions up.

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    One of the pokemon is basically god of their world.

    One has complete master over time, one has complete master over space.

    I beat all of those with a fish that could only flail

    God dont mean shit in pokemon





    Also a billion is a lot
    One time a lake in pokemon got blown up by a bomb powerful enough that you could feel the explosion half a region away. In the crater left by the lake, there's a bunch of unharmed magikarp just flopping around. Those fuckin fish aren't normal. I don't want anything to do with them.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pokemon
    Pokémon

    Easy

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    there's a pokemon that's a literal time god

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    If Ditto tries to reproduce with the lions, would it work? If so, would you get a baby or an egg?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pokemon
    Magcargo has a temperature of 18,000 degrees farenheit on its skin.

    The fuck does a lion do to that.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Goku.

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    1 Billion Lions
    Like yeah the pokedex says they can do all this shit

    But they dont do it in game ever

    Like if you look at what the pokemon are show to do, in game, they are just animals that shoot fire 15 times then struggle themselves to death in exhaustion

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    Does removing the enemy from the battlefield count as a win?

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    Can a lion fly?

    No

    I can think of at least two pokemon that can fly

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    Mr Mime just gonna trap the lions in his invisible box and we’ll have ShrOakinger’s cats

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pokemon
    Like yeah the pokedex says they can do all this shit

    But they dont do it in game ever

    Like if you look at what the pokemon are show to do, in game, they are just animals that shoot fire 15 times then struggle themselves to death in exhaustion

    I mean in the games some of the pokemon are literally causing armageddon with the seas or landmass going completely haywire. Some have their own damn pocket dimensions and shit.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    1 Billion Lions
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Can a lion fly?

    No

    I can think of at least two pokemon that can fly

    Aint never seen a bird kill a lion

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    There’s lion Pokémon that breath fire

    A few of them actually

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Can a lion fly?

    No

    I can think of at least two pokemon that can fly

    Aint never seen a bird kill a lion
    I was gonna try and be a smartass and provide a video of this and instead found the opposite. Lions catching birds and fucking them up.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    Didn’t see any ninja kill that dude, must be fake

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    Pokemon, no contest.

    Now, what if it was the Detroit Lions, but they each get to choose one Pokemon to bring to the fight? (If they don’t know what Pokémon is, pick based on looks and name alone chumps)

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    Even if we assume limited PP, pokemon will still win without question

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pokemon
    Matev wrote: »
    Pokemon, no contest.

    Now, what if it was the Detroit Lions, but they each get to choose one Pokemon to bring to the fight? (If they don’t know what Pokémon is, pick based on looks and name alone chumps)

    They immediately lose because they are the Detroit Lions.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    Wait, hmm

    Are we including Aslan in the billion

    I think a Jesus Lion might mix things up a bit

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pokemon
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Wait, hmm

    Are we including Aslan in the billion

    I think a Jesus Lion might mix things up a bit

    Aslan is not a lion he just has taken the form of a lion.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Wait, hmm

    Are we including Aslan in the billion

    I think a Jesus Lion might mix things up a bit

    Aslan is not a lion he just has taken the form of a lion.

    Yeah he’s a Jesus Lion like I said in my post you quoted

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    EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    If we're following anime/pokedex/main narrative rules, Pokemon.

    If we're just sticking to RPG mechanics, AND we don't factor in all the Pokemon trainers and the presumed infinite number of Full Restores, lions.

    You know what? Nanowrimo's cancelled on account of the world is stupid.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pokemon
    Are
    The Lions
    EV Trained

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    1 Billion Lions
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Wait, hmm

    Are we including Aslan in the billion

    I think a Jesus Lion might mix things up a bit

    Aslan is not a lion he just has taken the form of a lion.

    Yeah he’s a Jesus Lion like I said in my post you quoted

    If people wanna use fake pokedex entires why dont we get fake book lion

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    1 Billion Lions
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    One of the pokemon is basically god of their world.

    One has complete master over time, one has complete master over space.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcH_CX7n0NI

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    1 Billion Lions
    With a billion lions some number of them will be perfect lions.

    With one of each pokemon the chancesof having ANY perfect IV/EV'd ones is basically nil.

    Lions win.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pokemon
    The lions can hit ghost type pokemon because they have access to bite.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    “lions can not form ladders” has slain me

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    The Lions had a 5-11 record this past season so I wouldn't place my bets on them.

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    1 Billion Lions
    There are only 20,000 lions in the wild

    1 billion is a lot more lions

    and what are 1 billion lions with 1 objective if not a pride

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pokemon
    There are only 20,000 lions in the wild

    1 billion is a lot more lions

    and what are 1 billion lions with 1 objective if not a pride

    I dunno are they all lionesses or are they male lions or what

    Male lions aren't great at working together

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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