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What Do I Do With 25 Bananas

CelloCello Registered User regular
I thought I bought 5 bananas

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Please send help

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Sex

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oooooooh

    Banana

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    without a poll i simply cannot answer

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I want to see more pictures of that CAT

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    banana

    bread

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    SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    At first I thought this was a Danny Kaye song reference, but then I remembered that was I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts.

    So I guess my answer is to write a song about it.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    You must build

    Banana

    Man

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
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    Pipe I know you were looking for a new job and all

    but this is what you settled on???

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    if you get a hold of one billion ants they can take care of your banana problem

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Smoothies

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Wanna know what the lead singer of Presidents of the United States of America has been up to?

    Making kick ass kids music.

    https://youtu.be/rQ1EU7jeSsM

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    TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    Start a republic.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Take the peels and put them under the stern of that stuck ship and let it slip free.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    without a poll i simply cannot answer

    If I knew enough options of how to handle this to make a poll I wouldn't be asking the question!!!

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    A banana son.

    He will be shunned and hated by society.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Smoothie

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I'd suggest banana splits, but then we'd have to figure out what to do with 50 bananas.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Wait, never mind, I have a plan.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Honestly?

    I want to hate that but I feel like it might actually work?

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    H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    Peanut butter and banana sandwich

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    sneak them into a zoo and throw them at monkeys

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I'd make banana daquiris and banana bread.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Plant them in your backyard and grow more bananas, and invite monkeys to feast upon your luscious banana trees.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Banana chips!

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Hey when you say you thought you bought five bananas was this a online grocery order mistake?

    I ask because we ordered one bunch of grapes and while they only put one in our delivery the store charged us for like twenty times that. Our bill was like $45 in grapes.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Sabotage 25 cars that are planning to follow you.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Well you are off to a good start

    You have already tallyed them...

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    Slice and freeze for delicious breakfast smoothie base!

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Crown yourself the new ruler of donkey kong country

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong is about to come crashing into your house.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Eat 'em.

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    DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    oh man this just happened to my parents

    grocery store web design is dangerous

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    For a serious answer:

    You could use them to make a bunch of loaves of banana bread, then wrap the loaves in plastic or foil and freeze them. That’ll keep way longer than the bananas themselves.

    You can freeze the bananas themselves, also. Peel them, put them on a baking sheet with parchment paper or whatever to keep them from sticking, and put the sheet in the freezer until the bananas are firm, then move the bananas to a giant ziploc bag and store them in the freezer that way for half a year. When you want to cook with bananas, you can take a few out and let them thaw. Or just cut up a frozen one to go with the ice in a blender for a smoothie.

    Honestly, looking up this answer makes me think I should buy some excess bananas and freeze them. Seems a decent thing to have on hand.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited March 2021
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I want you to post dozens of episodes of the British cartoon Bananaman.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TZZD9pcQsM

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I don't remember saying that but it's right there in quotes so I must have.

    Very well.

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    useruser Registered User regular
    A friend has been doin doordash as a side gig, the other day they commented to me that they had just finished delivering 3 bunches of bananas and a good amount of chicken breasts and thighs to someone. On a lark we decided to google to see if Banana Chicken is a thing -- it is but, I dunno I'm dubious as it doesn't seem particularly appetizing. Maybe you're feeling adventurous though?

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Embrace your inner minion.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    there's always money in the banana stand

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