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g'damn - Seinfeld, Jason Lee, Beck!? - All Scientologists

powersspowerss Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Are you retarted or something?

    I mean, Jerry Seinfeld is pretty damn Jewish.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man, Giovanni Ribisi? Fuck, I always thought he was pretty cool.

    Not anymore. Screw that guy.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    blankspace247 wrote: »
    Are you retarted or something?

    He started getting pretty sweet, so they did what they could to bring the flavor back

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    blankspace247 wrote: »
    Are you retarted or something?

    I mean, Jerry Seinfeld is pretty damn Jewish.

    So is Whatley.
    "Heidi, get me a schtickle of fluoride..."

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    blankspace247 wrote: »
    Are you retarted or something?

    He started getting pretty sweet, so they did what they could to bring the flavor back
    I do love puns made about my terrible spelling.

    Oh, Keith.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I hope that list is fake.


    Jason Lee is my hero.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm gonna start a site "outing" Catholic celebrities.

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  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    there is no way manson was a scientologist

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I'm gonna start a site "outing" Catholic celebrities.

    The Pope




    and uh




    Some Irish guy?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Beck and Jason Lee are not secret scientologists.
    That is common knowledge.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    there is no way manson was a scientologist
    Rejected it as "too crazy", according to the blurb.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jason lee is indeed a scientologist.

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  • BijlBijl Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    there is no way manson was a scientologist
    According to the article: "But here’s the kicker: Manson took over 150 hours of Scientology courses, rejected it as too crazy, and then went on to murder a whole bunch of people."

    Ow too late

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    neville wrote: »
    blankspace247 wrote: »
    Are you retarted or something?

    I mean, Jerry Seinfeld is pretty damn Jewish.

    So is Whatley.
    "Heidi, get me a schtickle of fluoride..."

    C'mon Neville.

    Don't be like that.

    We don't need anti-dentites polluting the forums.

    Also, I think this list is complete shit. Isaac Hayes a "secret" scientologist?
    The guy who fucking left South Park BECAUSE of it?

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dang, that is upsetting.


    I will still watch his movies, but now I will make a weird face when I watch them.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I'm gonna start a site "outing" Catholic celebrities.
    Sometimes, your snarky comments annoy the fuck out of me.

    But this is one of those times where I laughed so loud that someone knocked on my office door to ask what was so funny.

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  • Digger DudeDigger Dude Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hey powerss, you wouldn't happen to read reddit would you?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sinbad: Lutheran??!

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Muffin Man wrote: »
    Also, I think this list is complete shit. Isaac Hayes a "secret" scientologist?
    The guy who fucking left South Park BECAUSE of it?

    Maybe it is actually a list of "People we totally did not know were sicentologists but found out about and decided to write an article about it".

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    I would fuck Diane Keaton

    that's pretty weird

    but I would

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ok that article is really stupid and everybody knows Beck is a scientologist but "100 pound Fraggle" is an awesome way to describe him

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I'm gonna start a site "outing" Catholic celebrities.
    Sometimes, your snarky comments annoy the fuck out of me.

    But this is one of those times where I laughed so loud that someone knocked on my office door to ask what was so funny.

    I like when people think something I said was way funnier than even I thought it was.

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  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    there is no way manson was a scientologist
    Rejected it as "too crazy", according to the blurb.
    yeah wikipedia says he adopted some of the scientologist philosophy into his own bullshit

    i'm sad seinfeld is a scientologist

    the rest, i couldn't give a fuck about

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    What the fuck is up with these little commercials for books I've been seeing lately?

    It shows like 10 seconds of two people miming gestures with a narrator then BAM! A new book from John Grisham.

    Books don't need commercials.

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  • NORNOR Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    there is no way manson was a scientologist
    Rejected it as "too crazy", according to the blurb.
    yeah wikipedia says he adopted some of the scientologist philosophy into his own bullshit

    the brain washing parts.

    NOR on
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh man, this reminds me of when watched the Riff Trax for Battlefield Earth. It was hysterical.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ugh, look, ok...

    A lot of Scientology is bullshit you could get from any self-help book.

    They just throw a bunch of fucking alien bullshit on top of it.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My least favorite thing about Scientology are the 60+ year old dudes who are so into it.


    It's kind of depressing to watch.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I also would like to say fuck that website.

    "hey look at us we're making lists wooo lists of stuff hey we love lists."

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    you didn't complain about schindler's

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    These guys are so fucking cutting edge that Beck and Isaac Hayes are still secret Scientologists.

    Oh look, in this article they're taking shots at Eddie Murphy! Holy shit! How dare they!

    This website is actually from 1993 right? Right?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jason lee?

    no

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I can't even discuss scientology it's so fucking stupid.
    Celebrities have made up their own religion. Right. Fuck off.

    What's amazing is that there's a scientologist "church" beside the biggest mall in my city. It freaks me out.
    I should burn it.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yeah, no thanks.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Stigma wrote: »
    I can't even discuss scientology it's so fucking stupid.
    Celebrities have made up their own religion. Right. Fuck off.

    What's amazing is that there's a scientologist "church" beside the biggest mall in my city. It freaks me out.
    I should burn it.

    Your signature makes that statement delightfully stupider than it ever would have been on it's own.
    Congratulations, you're now the biggest idiot in SE++.

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