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Penny Arcade - Comic - A Thousand Times No

DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
edited April 2021 in The Penny Arcade Hub
imagePenny Arcade - Comic - A Thousand Times No

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • lurkonlurkon Registered User new member
    Oh man, I feel this. They missed his most unsettling feature, though, which is that the Khezu's tail is also a giant floppy dong.

  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    edited April 2021
    For the Khezu-curious:

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    dennis on
  • NightslyrNightslyr Registered User regular
    Hot

    FF XIV: Q'vehn Tia
  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    edited April 2021
    As far as equipment made from Khezu, who wouldn't want this delicious sword?
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    And who could resist this bowgun and the thrust of its moist, powerful action?
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    Finally, why would you ever not take joy in pressing your lips against this horn and blowing?
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    dennis on
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Whale penis skin used to be made into aprons by whalers

    At least, according to Herman Melville

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    dennis wrote: »
    And who could resist this bowgun and the thrust of its moist, powerful action?
    6bxsujeozndf.png

    This looks like a Fleshlight gone horribly wrong.

  • Train DodgerTrain Dodger Registered User regular
    Khezu skin is especially soft and supple and makes great armor. How can you hate such a magnificent creature? It just wants its oily carcass to caress your body eternally.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Man in the Mists wrote: »
    dennis wrote: »
    And who could resist this bowgun and the thrust of its moist, powerful action?
    6bxsujeozndf.png

    This looks like a Fleshlight gone horribly wrong.

    Diablo’s Fleshlight
    Tormentor of the Wang

  • shadowysea07shadowysea07 Registered User regular
    eww.

  • areadmgareadmg Proper Cat Aurora, CORegistered User regular
    I love how monstrous these monsters truly are. I wish Swimming and underwater battles were back. Imagine swimming with the Khezu. It's wing gently brushes up against your arm, you see it's supple thighs gracefully swimming toward you in the moonlight.

    Yes. A Moonlight Swim with Khezu.

    Give it a chance.

  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Gigginox is better anyway.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Man in the Mists wrote: »
    dennis wrote: »
    And who could resist this bowgun and the thrust of its moist, powerful action?
    6bxsujeozndf.png

    This looks like a Fleshlight gone horribly wrong.

    Maybe this is someones version of a fleshlight gone perfectly.

  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Ridiculous. Who would even want a neck that long - oh. I see.

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