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If you fold a slice of pizza, or put two slices together

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    asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
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    look at all this floppy pizza

    i like my pizza thicc

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited April 2021
    no
    You fold NY pizza because its crust sucks shit and can't support the pizza. Even deep dish, much maligned for its casserole like qualities, has a crust that can support its own weight.

    Fuck NY pizza. Greek pizza 4 lyfe.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    no
    Deep dish crust frequently cannot support its own weight, that's why you gotta break out the silverware

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    no
    i mean honestly i'll eat basically any pizza you serve me except Papa John's that guy sucks and his pizza sucks too

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    asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
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    yeah if the crust can't support the weight it better be because it's got enough toppings for three-four pizzas its size, not because the crust is thin and soggy

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
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    You make me like charity, instead of paying enough taxes

    now that's a deep cut

    i approve

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
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    3clips3 wrote: »
    i mean honestly i'll eat basically any pizza you serve me except Papa John's that guy sucks and his pizza sucks too

    I wonder if he’s gotten the n word out of his vocabulary yet

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
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    3clips3 wrote: »
    i mean honestly i'll eat basically any pizza you serve me except Papa John's that guy sucks and his pizza sucks too

    I wonder if he’s gotten the n word out of his vocabulary yet

    lol fuck no

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    no
    NY pizza has a very thin crust and also has more toppings than that weak ass cheese pizza pictures, so it is floppy and you have to fold it so all your toppings don't fall off

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    you fold new york pizza because the slice is simply too large to properly bite in any other fashion

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    no
    You put two slices of cold pizza together and that baby is ready to go on a panini press.

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    WyvernWyvern Registered User regular
    no
    I wouldn't be caught dead folding a pizza. I don't care how flimsy it is. I'll eat a pizza with a fork and knife before I fold it.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
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    Woke up and chose violence today, eh?

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
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    God I love a good foldable pizza.

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    WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    Can't the shop pre-fold it for you?

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    You folks ever try rolling your pizza? Just get the whole uncut thing, roll it up like a rug, and start munching?

    It's great

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    no
    isn't that called a calzone?

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    More like a stromboli, but messier and more fun

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I'm actually pretty happy to have finally reached a point where I actually enjoy more than just pepperoni and cheese on my pizza. Especially the places that put the cheese on last, I like some diced tomatoes in there, gives the sauce more texture, and I like mushrooms, though I think quality matters and I do have to say PJs has good mushrooms, usually. Dominos is our current favorite.

    Also Food Theory did a video on pizza toppings value and such and basically any major chain that's not Little Caesar's puts less cheese on a pepperoni pizza than they do on a plain cheese pizza, was their conclusion. I know this is true with Papa John's from when I worked there, so it doesn't surprise me that it's true for the others as well. I also know that, at least with PJs, the amount of topping you get changes slightly based on the total number of toppings. Whether it's the only topping, or you get 2-3, or 4+ toppings. And specialty pizzas get slightly less usually than they would if you just ordered one with all the relevant toppings.

    Honestly though there was a point where Papa John's was messing with cheddar cheese and if they'd kept that around they probably would keep my business because as far as big box pizza chains go, I do find I like them and Domino's about equal. And the new folded pizza sandwich things (It's basically a calzone that they fold afterwards) are pretty damn good too.

    I really wanna do some research on the origin story of Papa John's because there's a story about something that happen back when he only had like 3 locations in Louisville and I'm curious how true it is and how much it's just, like, dogma taught to managers because they really used to train new managers in a very cultish way

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    My wife and I have been eating a lot better the last few weeks which means no junk and very little carbs.

    I could fucking kill a pizza right now

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Some day forumers you'll learn to love all pizza

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    no
    3clips3 wrote: »
    3clips3 wrote: »
    i mean honestly i'll eat basically any pizza you serve me except Papa John's that guy sucks and his pizza sucks too

    I wonder if he’s gotten the n word out of his vocabulary yet

    lol fuck no

    But he’s been working on it for 2 years!

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2021
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    I heard he's been working with a great trainer. He no longer says the N word at board meetings or writes it in official company documents, though reports are he still struggles with using it at weddings and parties, especially children's parties.

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
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    Does anyone else tri-fold their pizza for easy storage and transportation? I also sometimes like to fold my pizza into a swan for decorative purposes. Pizza Origami is difficult to master bit very rewarding

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    no
    I'm gonna become a youtube star by travelling to all the most famous Chicago deep dish joints, folding that pizza into a wad that's taller than it is wide, and having my camera crew surreptitiously film the horrified reactions of people walking by as I try to stuff it into my gob.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    Jedoc wrote: »
    I'm gonna become a youtube star by travelling to all the most famous Chicago deep dish joints, folding that pizza into a wad that's taller than it is wide, and having my camera crew surreptitiously film the horrified reactions of people walking by as I try to stuff it into my gob.

    You could do similar by eating a Kit-Kat in public by just taking a big bite in it instead of breaking the sticks off.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    no
    Both floppy thin and deep dish crusts are wonderful.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I'm gonna become a youtube star by travelling to all the most famous Chicago deep dish joints, folding that pizza into a wad that's taller than it is wide, and having my camera crew surreptitiously film the horrified reactions of people walking by as I try to stuff it into my gob.

    You could do similar by eating a Kit-Kat in public by just taking a big bite in it instead of breaking the sticks off.

    Or failing to peel string cheese and just biting chunks of it off

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    no
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I'm gonna become a youtube star by travelling to all the most famous Chicago deep dish joints, folding that pizza into a wad that's taller than it is wide, and having my camera crew surreptitiously film the horrified reactions of people walking by as I try to stuff it into my gob.

    You could do similar by eating a Kit-Kat in public by just taking a big bite in it instead of breaking the sticks off.

    Or failing to peel string cheese and just biting chunks of it off

    This is how my wife eats string cheese and it's upsetting on a visceral level.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    A gal I worked with used to, as a snack, go to the cafeteria and buy a string cheese, and one of those microwaveable cans of tomato soup, and she'd put the string cheese into the soup and microwave it and have pizza soup.

    It seemed really weird at the time, but honestly it was probably really good and smart.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    3clips3 wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I'm gonna become a youtube star by travelling to all the most famous Chicago deep dish joints, folding that pizza into a wad that's taller than it is wide, and having my camera crew surreptitiously film the horrified reactions of people walking by as I try to stuff it into my gob.

    You could do similar by eating a Kit-Kat in public by just taking a big bite in it instead of breaking the sticks off.

    Or failing to peel string cheese and just biting chunks of it off

    This is how my wife eats string cheese and it's upsetting on a visceral level.

    You can peel imitation crab sticks like string cheese.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    The Geek wrote: »
    3clips3 wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I'm gonna become a youtube star by travelling to all the most famous Chicago deep dish joints, folding that pizza into a wad that's taller than it is wide, and having my camera crew surreptitiously film the horrified reactions of people walking by as I try to stuff it into my gob.

    You could do similar by eating a Kit-Kat in public by just taking a big bite in it instead of breaking the sticks off.

    Or failing to peel string cheese and just biting chunks of it off

    This is how my wife eats string cheese and it's upsetting on a visceral level.

    You can peel imitation crab sticks like string cheese.

    Yeah, surimi rules.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
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    What about pizza as poutine?

    https://youtu.be/yEBpltam264

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
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    Sorce wrote: »
    What about pizza as poutine?

    https://youtu.be/yEBpltam264

    I’ll allow it.

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
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    Sorce wrote: »
    What about pizza as poutine?

    https://youtu.be/yEBpltam264

    That's just a pepperoni poutine.
    sarukun wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    What about pizza as poutine?

    https://youtu.be/yEBpltam264

    I’ll allow it.

    Who guillotined the King of Poutine and made you Emperor (of poutine)?

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    no
    It happened during the Pommes de Terror.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Little Caesars Tests $9 Garlic Parm Chicken Pizza in Several Markets
    The Garlic Parm Chicken pizza is being tested in the Seattle, WA area and features a large, hand-tossed round pizza with creamy garlic Parmesan sauce topped with crispy chicken bites, while the Garlic Parm Crispy Chicken is making the rounds in the El Paso, TX and Knoxville, TN areas and is a large, hand-tossed round pizza with white sauce topped with crispy chicken bites and a swirl of Garlic Parm sauce. Both versions are being sold for $9 each.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    no
    Those are disco fries, not poutine

    Poutine requires both gravy and cheese curds

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    no
    I used to order the kids meal pizza and fries at Sizzler and I'd dunk the fries in the pizza cheese

    So yeah, that looks legit

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    ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    yes
    I fold entire pizzas together.

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