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what's the deal with underpants for the be-dangled?

QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
edited April 10 in Social Entropy++
Obviously anybody can wear whatever they want or not over, in, or around their nethers.
But what's up with boxers? I just do not understand the advantage, it always seemed like it's just a way to have underpants but also have more fabric that can move and bunch up in your pants.

Boxer briefs are right out fence sitting cowardice, where you admit that you need to deal with the loose fabric issue, but for some reason still want fabric on your upper leg.

Now briefs. Briefs are the way and the light. Covers what most want to cover. still offers an access option while leaving them on if that's what you're into :winky: and no leg issues!

So tell me. What's the deal with all the inferior underoo options?

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
    My dick doesn't fit in briefs.

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  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    My dick doesn't fit in briefs.

    Just coil it around you like a rope. Duh.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    I can wear nothing but boxers arouns the house and not feel like a fucking invalid. With briefs it'd be weird.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    https://www.calvinklein.us/en/mens-clothing/ck-mens-underwear/mens-trunks/cotton-stretch-5-pack-trunk-62102165-001
    These are my current favorite. don't hang down like boxers and the leg is short enough to not bunch up like most boxer-briefs do. I prefer trunks because I like the extra support with some options for travel before hitting a seam.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Briefs make your zone too hot.

    Boxers are nice and cool.

    I have literally never even once had a problem with bunching. It either doesn't happen or it doesn't bother me at all. Now the real question is why do all knit briefs have exposed elastic nowadays. I get that it's fashionable, but all of them.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul I am silent and my silence is complicity. Registered User regular
    Boxer briefs are good. The goldilocks solution. I wasn't a fan initially but they are quite practical and comfortable for my work.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Boxer briefs are the light. My fat ass thighs rub together too much for regular briefs.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I wear only a barrel with some rope straps that I can disappear into like a turtle should some ruffians a start to shootin' off their arns.

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    My dick doesn't fit in briefs.

    Just coil it around you like a rope. Duh.

    yeah. you thought those were vegeta and nappa's tails?

    nope. dicks

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  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I wear only a barrel with some rope straps that I can disappear into like a turtle should some ruffians a start to shootin' off their arns.

    Lookit the fancy lad with his wooden shell. Making a fool of me over here in my fine burlap what says idaho on the side.

  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Boxer briefs are the light. My fat ass thighs rub together too much for regular briefs.

    I think I just learned something about how the crotchal area of some pants work. Just never considered the zone as one where the two fine nations of thigh might meet, but it makes sense. Shit I'd want silk for that. Or something space age.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I prefer boxer briefs to regular briefs because I look like a ghoulish babyman in just briefs and if I have to run out of my house in the middle of the night I don't want to scar my neighbors unduly.

    during the winter I'm long johns all the way, though.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    My dick doesn't fit in briefs.

    Just coil it around you like a rope. Duh.

    yeah. you thought those were vegeta and nappa's tails?

    nope. dicks

    No wonder he was so mad about this

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Briefs and boxer briefs are too constricting around my thighs, which are and always have been enormous solid tree trunks. Only boxers aren't painfully tight.

    #pipe
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I found boxers to be super uncomfortable. Just all loosey goosey. I currently wear a trunks cut from MeUndies.

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    I recently bought internet underwear with a nut hammock because frankly that's the point I've reached at working from home. I have nothing better to do than order weird underwear.

    I also bought a Pillow Cube.

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    yeah that part of the saiyan arc was a commentary about how men become beasts cause of their dicks

  • PeenPeen tw1tch0rz occasionallyRegistered User regular
    Have you gotten them yet? The Instagram keeps advertising me underwear with a scrotum socket and I can't tell if it's appealing or not.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Briefs make your zone too hot.

    Boxers are nice and cool.

    I have literally never even once had a problem with bunching. It either doesn't happen or it doesn't bother me at all. Now the real question is why do all knit briefs have exposed elastic nowadays. I get that it's fashionable, but all of them.

    you can still get these, I like them alright

    https://www.amazon.com/Hanes-Tagless-ComfortSoft-Waistband-Assorted/dp/B00L6TPSHY/

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I wear only boxer briefs because chafing sucks

    Gvzbgul
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Boxer briefs give me ball room and are a snug fit. Best of both worlds.


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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    My wife got me these organic cotton fancy boxer briefs for Christmas from Whole Foods and they are easily the best underwear I’ve ever worn

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    Have you gotten them yet? The Instagram keeps advertising me underwear with a scrotum socket and I can't tell if it's appealing or not.

    Yes, but I found the overall fit was a bit large so I just ordered a smaller pair to see how they fit. They are super comfortable though, and the fabric is way nicer than what I normally buy. They are really nice to sleep in too.

    I think the material might not be machine dryable though.

    Peen
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
    And for more information please use coupon code INANTP at double yew double yew double yew dot me undies dot

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    DOT WHAT I MUST KNOW

  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    DOT WHAT I MUST KNOW

    Look into your heart. You know the answer you seek.
    .cum

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I like trunks cause they make my dick look great but they don't bunch like boxer briefs

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Ok. I just opened up my new underwear and found that not only did choosing random result in some pretty fantastic options, but they included little cards with each with just nothing but bad ball jokes. Now I need to go see if the other two pairs I bought included cards too.

    Since I'm feeling like over sharing, here are the cards included:
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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Boxer briefs are amazing and the best I've ever tried is Duluth Trading Company Buck Naked. All I wear now.

    The Armachillo variety really do cool down your balls through some chemical voodoo that I'm sure is actively destroying the planet.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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  • ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular

    I used to wear briefs only, because boxers kept trying to move around and strangle my junk. However, once I started running, I found that briefs were either too tight or they also tried to move around and strangle my junk. Boxer briefs? They stay put, and my junk roams freely around a safe corral. Best of all worlds. I just bought a five pack of Puma boxer briefs at Costco today and they’re so perfectly soft and silky, yet strong and firm, I now want nothing but these and only these for all occasions.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I like trunks because he cut Frieza in half with a sword.

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  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    I recently bought internet underwear with a nut hammock because frankly that's the point I've reached at working from home. I have nothing better to do than order weird underwear.

    I also bought a Pillow Cube.

    So how does the nut hammock work? Is it the way and the light?

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    webguy20 wrote: »
    I recently bought internet underwear with a nut hammock because frankly that's the point I've reached at working from home. I have nothing better to do than order weird underwear.

    I also bought a Pillow Cube.

    So how does the nut hammock work? Is it the way and the light?

    I'll probably know better tomorrow when I try the better size. It did work well, but since they tended to ride down with wear, things didn't always stay where they were meant to.

    When they worked though, they were really comfortable and the lift was subtle but pretty nice.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Real answer I am a coward and so wear boxer briefs.

    I got thunderous thighs so briefs are right out, and boxers tend to bunch, thus counteracting the general grundular freedom you get. So boxer briefs are the compromise.

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    The impacts are limited and take a few months to take effect, but boxers can also lower temperatures down below and help with infertility. I wore them exclusively for a few years.

    Ringo
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Not a Fictional Character Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Boxers are for when you want to have a pillow fight with your bros but you don't want to send mixed signals.

    But seriously it depends on a lot of little details. Boxers are probably a little less awkward anytime it's hot enough to sweat and can basically function as shorts. Colder than that, and boxer briefs are usually better. It can also depend on body shape and how you're posed. Boxer briefs can keep in a lot of heat from your thighs that you might be able to let escape in briefs provided your thighs are spread, etc.

  • RingoRingo He/Him Bury me at Lone Tree DenRegistered User regular
    Boxers became a thing for me in high school almost purely due to image - kids wear briefs, men upgrade to boxers. Also help your sperm count, which just goes to show how dumb I was because I didn't want to get anybody pregnant, but masculinity gonna toxic...

    I enjoyed the feel of boxers but found they had dire effects when attempting to do any physical activity. Loose junk getting knocked around, bunching/chafing fabric, etc. Boxer briefs (good ones anyway) took away all the negatives of boxers without the psychological impact of moving back to "kid mode" briefs. Plus the first ones I got made my package look good

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I have some of those underwears where it has a hole that you stick your dick into to separate it.

    The difference is not very noticeable to me.

  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    Boxers can kinda double as my backup shorts in case something happens to my pants.

    Like what if my pants get caught in a wind turbine or something? Wouldn't wanna be standing around in my tighty whiteys.

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    My dick doesn't fit in briefs.

    The solution is to have a small dick. It's very liberating!

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