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HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered User regular
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    oh fuck its hakks

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    HI

    PSN: Honkalot
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Oh shit!

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I’ve graduated

    Money plsssssss

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    This [chat] is mod approved. Hakks has promised to get me off for two (2) crimes with her fancy lawyering skills in return for the right to make the OP.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    So should we refer to you as Hakkekage Esq.?

  • SyngyneSyngyne Registered User regular
    year he year he

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=NRS62nccwmw

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  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    wtf

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    This [chat] is mod approved. Hakks has promised to get me off for two (2) crimes with her fancy lawyering skills in return for the right to make the OP.

    Yes in federal public corruption terms this is an explicit quid pro quo

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    This [chat] is mod approved. Hakks has promised to get me off for two (2) crimes with her fancy lawyering skills in return for the right to make the OP.

    So you're saying Hakks is already a dirty lawyer?

    Calls the bar.

    Which bar? I dunno? I'm just calling bars until this is settled.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    So should we refer to you as Hakkekage Esq.?

    That’s hakkekage esq. mother of dragons first of her name to you

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  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    fuck it, i'm making ramen for breakfast

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I’ve graduated

    Money plsssssss

    Congratulations!

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    How is law these days?

    PSN: Honkalot
  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    This [chat] is mod approved. Hakks has promised to get me off for two (2) crimes with her fancy lawyering skills in return for the right to make the OP.

    So you're saying Hakks is already a dirty lawyer?

    Calls the bar.

    Which bar? I dunno? I'm just calling bars until this is settled.

    sir, this is an applebee's

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    So should we refer to you as Hakkekage Esq.?

    isn't that a meaningless title literally anyone can use?

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    New job had an ice cream van come after lunch

    It was raining but I still had an ice cream

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    So should we refer to you as Hakkekage Esq.?

    isn't that a meaningless title literally anyone can use?

    no, only the leaders of a ninja village can use the kage title

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Time for corruption.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    So should we refer to you as Hakkekage Esq.?

    isn't that a meaningless title literally anyone can use?

    Yeah it’s like being a lawyer

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    How is law these days?

    Pretty bad ngl

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Hakks I am happy you've become a law!

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I’ve graduated

    Money plsssssss

    Congratulations!

    Thanks! It’s going to take a lifetime of therapy to get over this. Who wants to pay my loans

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Time for corruption.
    Six what official acts would you like in exchange for a comically large bag of money with a giant $ sign on it

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Time for corruption.
    Six what official acts would you like in exchange for a comically large bag of money with a giant $ sign on it

    I’m unconvinced you have any actual power

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Rogue lawyer alert

    She knows all the loopholes now

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2021
    When do you get the hang out with the Legal Eagle guy? He's so dreamy...

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I feel it is important to state explicitly however that any and all jokes about quid pro quos are only jokes and there is no intent or valid inference of actual corruption to be drawn from them CAPICE

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I’ve graduated

    Money plsssssss

    Congratulations!

    Thanks! It’s going to take a lifetime of therapy to get over this. Who wants to pay my loans
    Six wrote: »
    Time for corruption.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Time for corruption.
    Six what official acts would you like in exchange for a comically large bag of money with a giant $ sign on it

    I’m unconvinced you have any actual power

    It’s true I have no power but you can still pay me because you...like...me?

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Congrats Hakks! Now that you are back you can remind me what the name of that awesome Persian rice dish with the potatoes on the bottom is. :wink:
    I remember, it's tahdig and its fantastic. Missed ya and super happy for all you have accomplished!

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Hakks if you ever go the Matt Murdock route and accept barter work I will give you vegetables and meat and furs for legal services.


    If you ever go the Daredevil route I will give you a place to hide from criminals for legal services.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I feel it is important to state explicitly however that any and all jokes about quid pro quos are only jokes and there is no intent or valid inference of actual corruption to be drawn from them CAPICE
    Creating material evidence should you ever need to present it in court, smart

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Time for corruption.
    Six what official acts would you like in exchange for a comically large bag of money with a giant $ sign on it

    I’m unconvinced you have any actual power

    It’s true I have no power but you can still pay me because you...like...me?

    Maybe if I’d seen you in the last 2 years

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Time for corruption.
    Six what official acts would you like in exchange for a comically large bag of money with a giant $ sign on it

    I’m unconvinced you have any actual power

    It’s true I have no power but you can still pay me because you...like...me?

    If anything the fact you have no real power makes the corruption morally neutral.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    When do you get the hang out with the Legal Eagle guy? He's so dreamy...

    That there is a lawyer who escaped biglaw and now has the time to actually care about his appearance

    My body is a train wreck

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Hello, Hakks.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Time for corruption.
    Six what official acts would you like in exchange for a comically large bag of money with a giant $ sign on it

    I’m unconvinced you have any actual power

    It’s true I have no power but you can still pay me because you...like...me?

    Maybe if I’d seen you in the last 2 years

    See OP six, I was in hell

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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Seriously though congratulations Hakks!

    PSN: Honkalot
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    I would like to form a tontine with all of chat. Plz advise.

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