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what should this thread be about?
crwth
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hey so i told some folks i’d make a good thread but honestly i don’t even know what to make it about, i could really use some help thanks you guys
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I dunno you tell me
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I can't wait to go to bed it's gonna be awesome.
maybe something about the past? or the present? or the future?
infinite possibilities? condensed? into a single moment?
Yes, actually giraffes
maybe something about….like…fulfilling my duty as…as…hmm, gotta think on this
how does this help????
ok. well, have a good think i guess?
thats a little basic tbh
Why would you lie to your friends like that?
what the fuck, man?
My girlfriend and I (27m 25f) have been together for about 6 months. She's amazing in so many ways. But we are the same height, 5'9".
I couldn't care less about the height thing. I don't think I'm short and I think she looks great. But she always tries to be shorter than me.
She will hunch over, walk around with bended knees while wearing either a big dress/skirt or coat to cover it up, and always looks to sit down somewhere rather than walking around.
The reason I believe she does this to be shorter... Is well I have a few of them. For one, if I'm sitting down and she's standing, her posture is normal. When I get up, it's like her vertebrae just collapse into each other.
When I kiss her, she bends down her knees and gets on her tip toes, then stretches her neck to kiss me. That has to hurt.
Earlier tonight, she was trying to grab a can of soup from my pantry. (She's been staying here with me lately). She was acting like she couldn't get it by spreading her legs, hunching over, and then stretching her arms out and hopping. It was on the second highest shelf but she could *easily* grab it.
After making these "cutesy" noises trying to grab it, I asked her what she was doing. She said "I can't reach the soup, could you get it for me?"
My hands were full as I was doing the dishes. I told her she could grab it herself. So she jumped some more and accidentally broke the shelf, and all the cans dropped on her.
I immediately rushed over to see if she was okay, but she pulled away and locked herself in the bathroom crying. She won't talk to me at all.
Edit: I wanted to add something that may or may not be an issue. We get weird stares in public and I'm starting to think it's not just her wishing she was short but that I was taller. I once saw Google history of her looking up "safe medieval rack stretch" and thought nothing of it. But now I'm honestly wondering if she's wanting me to somehow get tall. Maybe it's a fetish but I'm afraid to ask.
Blasted, nerd
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why are you still lying to people
what do you mean still
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