I have submitted an official statement of why I should be elected to Rygar (he asked me to) and it should be posted shortly. If it isn't he is a lying liar and I will post it myself (and I will vote him for death).
Guys, bury the hatchet - voting based on a past game's antics is stupid.
Btw, !vote Shamus for speaker.
Why you ask? My vote is not based on a selfish wish to be in power, nor is it a vote out of sympathy. I understand the villain mind. I was there in the Soviet Phalla, I was the Giovanni. I now how criminals work, and I can honestly say, without a lie leaving my lips, I am a citizen.
You all do realize, because everyone is voting for Buzz Buzz based on him getting killed the first night, he's gonna end up as a villain this round.
And withdraw your votes - Infidel knew I was only a noble.
I would like you all to know that Gnasty's claims against me are slanderous and misleading. I hate neither midgets nor paraplegics.
Additionally, Rygar's blurb not only gets my gender wrong, but claims he made several attempts to contact me. He made one, and I responded approximately 35 minutes later. Some of us citizens hold jobs, and at these jobs we are unable to draft complex statements quickly. Nevertheless, I did submit a statement, and I shall post it in spoilers.
Why should you elect me? Damned if I know. I do know that I have a huge target on my back, but I don't know why. I rarely do incredibly flashy things, and yet I'm still a target for the baddies. To steal a thought from TehSpectre, I guess that means I'm doing something right. Couldn't tell you what that something is, but apparently baddies don't want me around. Perhaps I think too much about these things, and that thought is obviously problematic for our foes. Still, I am no better than any other player, given the proper amounts of time and information. Time I have, information I lack. But in my opinion, it is not in our best interest to put those with the most information into office, at least at present.
To borrow another thought, this from...I believe it was Ardor, we get two votes a night. One for who we want to kill, and one for who we want the baddies to kill for us. The Legion Speaker is a prime target for the villains, which is why we probably want to keep our heroes out of that position. The villains want to eliminate our heroes, as they must kill 9 of them to triumph. Voting them into office gives the villains more bang for their killing buck. As I am simply a concerned citizen, our fair town of Phallopolis loses nothing but an observant colleague should I fall. I realize that we do not know the identities of our heroes, but in fact their secret identities are their best defense against the evil powers that stand against them. In order to keep them safe, we must keep them hidden and out of the limelight. My death is meaningless in the grand scheme of things, and thus, I am a fine choice for the position. For these reasons, I ask that you consider me as a candidate for the position of Legion Speaker.
Granted, my statement is not the most eloquent piece of work ever crafted, but I believe it to be superior to Gnasty's own work, which is nothing more than a collection of self-wankery and malicious lies.
[img][/img]Exclaimer: I did not pay this man for his vote of confidence. Indeed, the great Burt Reynolds fully supports me.
Ahh my eyes! Spoiler that crap!
This thread needs more Powergirl! Shes my hero, so cool and awesome and liberated and yeah...
I !vote for Buzz Buzz. Gansty can be like later and it's cool and I don't think Buzz Buzz is eveil, but if he is evil it's gonna be wierd, but it may be cool, and you know make lots of work... and stuff.
Shamus don't make up endorsements. Ardor totally sent me that PM, why would he endorse you too? Of course, I'm not surprised you are fabricating information, for I already know that you are a slippery fellow that must be eliminated.
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Gnasty on
i just wanna 'be myself'
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Also, get it right, I die when I'm asleep, not when I'm at work. I was up and post whoring earlier before going to see the Pirates movie. I ipso facto I can't die tonight. It'll have to wait until some other night.
After a day at work, Im totally willing to send my vote to be speaker to whomever sends me anything interesting. Preferably true.
About your powers would be even more better.
Oh, any suggestions for who is evil enough to vote to kill?
After a day at work, Im totally willing to send my vote to be speaker to whomever sends me anything interesting. Preferably true.
About your powers would be even more better.
Oh, any suggestions for who is evil enough to vote to kill?
B:L.
She will spread slanderous lies about me. The city can not afford her lunacy for too long.
I have chosen to wisely give out my endorsements to the three most qualified candidates in Phallopolis. The final endorsement goes to my longtime friend and ally, Buzz Buzz. His efforts have caused such strife and agony amongst the evils we have seen in our lifetimes that he has always been considered highly dangerous and put to the knife. We need leadership and efforts by this great man. Vote Buzz Buzz! Were I living, I would also vote for him.
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Stare at the hole in the watch.
Guys, bury the hatchet - voting based on a past game's antics is stupid.
Btw, !vote Shamus for speaker.
Why you ask? My vote is not based on a selfish wish to be in power, nor is it a vote out of sympathy. I understand the villain mind. I was there in the Soviet Phalla, I was the Giovanni. I now how criminals work, and I can honestly say, without a lie leaving my lips, I am a citizen.
You all do realize, because everyone is voting for Buzz Buzz based on him getting killed the first night, he's gonna end up as a villain this round.
And withdraw your votes - Infidel knew I was only a noble.
As in holding a grudge - I'm referencing my skillz that kill.
Plus, I can bring many pictures having to do with the name "Shamus" to bear.
I submit your signature as evidence of this.
Lies, you are just abusing the fact that he is not playing this game and is thus likely not reading this thread.
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Exclaimer: I did not pay this man for his vote of confidence. Indeed, the great Burt Reynolds fully supports me.
Giggling like a fucking retard here
Thanks alot, Gnasty/Rygar
you dicks
heeeheeeaahaahahaa
EDIT: And fuck you too, Shamus
Gawd I'll never get working now
ahahaha
NNID: Hakkekage
You didn't pay?
See, we should kill him just so we don't have to put up with stuff like this.
Oh, woops. I think I accidentally spent all of my money on hookers and blow. Don't worry about it, I'll make my own!
Gnasty's campaign bumper sticker is coming soon! Stick around, folks!
Additionally, Rygar's blurb not only gets my gender wrong, but claims he made several attempts to contact me. He made one, and I responded approximately 35 minutes later. Some of us citizens hold jobs, and at these jobs we are unable to draft complex statements quickly. Nevertheless, I did submit a statement, and I shall post it in spoilers.
To borrow another thought, this from...I believe it was Ardor, we get two votes a night. One for who we want to kill, and one for who we want the baddies to kill for us. The Legion Speaker is a prime target for the villains, which is why we probably want to keep our heroes out of that position. The villains want to eliminate our heroes, as they must kill 9 of them to triumph. Voting them into office gives the villains more bang for their killing buck. As I am simply a concerned citizen, our fair town of Phallopolis loses nothing but an observant colleague should I fall. I realize that we do not know the identities of our heroes, but in fact their secret identities are their best defense against the evil powers that stand against them. In order to keep them safe, we must keep them hidden and out of the limelight. My death is meaningless in the grand scheme of things, and thus, I am a fine choice for the position. For these reasons, I ask that you consider me as a candidate for the position of Legion Speaker.
Granted, my statement is not the most eloquent piece of work ever crafted, but I believe it to be superior to Gnasty's own work, which is nothing more than a collection of self-wankery and malicious lies.
Last Son, friend, why the hate? There's only one word for the stuff that I post.
Also, Ardor, if he was able to play, would endorse me.
I give it four honest, hardworking citizens out of five.
Ahh my eyes! Spoiler that crap!
This thread needs more Powergirl! Shes my hero, so cool and awesome and liberated and yeah...
I !vote for Buzz Buzz. Gansty can be like later and it's cool and I don't think Buzz Buzz is eveil, but if he is evil it's gonna be wierd, but it may be cool, and you know make lots of work... and stuff.
Ohhh! Butterfly!
Let's make that 1% higher, Thorgot. A vote for me will ensure such a change.
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I'm already voting for a different party, so it wouldn't increase the 1%.
!vote Shamus for death
I !vote DevoutlyApathetic for execution.
At least I'll have robothero's game.
But never mind that - these votes to put me to death have no substance.
I hate you.
Also, get it right, I die when I'm asleep, not when I'm at work. I was up and post whoring earlier before going to see the Pirates movie. I ipso facto I can't die tonight. It'll have to wait until some other night.
After a day at work, Im totally willing to send my vote to be speaker to whomever sends me anything interesting. Preferably true.
About your powers would be even more better.
Oh, any suggestions for who is evil enough to vote to kill?
B:L.
She will spread slanderous lies about me. The city can not afford her lunacy for too long.
!Vote B:L for death!
Feel free to convince me otherwise.
Also, vote for me.
I'm awesome.
Edit: Gnasty will give you free sex - with diseases. Ew.
!Vote Shamus for death!
Alright, time to go read a book so no one can convince me to change again.
Also Rygar did not include the title of my superbly-written article, so I will provide it.
"Why Gnasty is Totally Awesome and Should be Elected Legion Speaker Fo' Realz"
For speaker.
Edit: Gnasty, awesome is currently my trademarked word. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Your backtracking is an obvious sign of evil!
Die villain! (I mean that in the nicest possible way)
!vote Shamus
I too have received an endorsement from Ardor.
!Vote Buzz Buzz for speaker.
Also, I !vote Shamus for death because he's a crazy dude.