The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.

Star Trek, the [CHAT] Generation!

amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
So I found this hidden gem of a show on Amazon Prime called Star Trek: The Next Generation and I don't know if you've seen it but if you have, who is your favorite character and why?

are YOU on the beer list?

Star Trek, the [CHAT] Generation! 82 votes

Picard, because you don't piss off the BOSS.
23%
MrMisterautono-wally, erotibot300HappylilElfFeralkriegsRamiemnmnmeTcheldorMazzyxDonkey KongOrcaBlarghyspool32Auralynx21stCenturyKanacB557HarbingerJBA Kobold's Kobold 19 votes
Riker, and really anyone not voting Riker is required to give me some serious reasons why.
15%
QuidFeriluceFartacus_the_MightyshrykeamateurhourJokermanPowerpuppiesSealmRahmaniSwampFoxzagdrobAlexandierTumin 13 votes
Barclay because he represents what we would be on the Enterprise. Really Barclay is just the best.
1%
RMS Oceanic 1 vote
Dr. Beverly Crusher, who will cure anything with that little Doctor Who wand.
4%
ChanusNecoHarry DresdenMsAnthropy 4 votes
Wesley Crusher even though he was kind of a shit, he's still got the chops to make it in Starfleet
1%
Nova_C 1 vote
Worf, son of Mogh, father to Alexander, and ready to fuck you up.
3%
nexuscrawlerDarkPrimusLoserForHireX 3 votes
Data, the coolest robot on earth, not quite human, and spent more time in Tasha Yar than the tar monster.
19%
SniperGuyMulysaSemproniusDevoutlyApatheticRiemannLivesKid PresentableBrodyZilla360mysticjuicerRT800GilgaronWinkyKadokenSleepNobeardBlameless ClericChall 16 votes
Holodeck Moriarty, still just waiting to escape.
7%
Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudjungleroomxRingodesczepherinkayfabe 6 votes
O'Brien but if you pick him I'm gonna be upset.
19%
Mojo_JojoRedTidesyndalisbowenElldrenElendilHaphazardPhoenix-DAiouaevilbobPhyphorHahnsoo1Styrofoam SammichnavgooseSnicketysnickGiantGeek2020 16 votes
Hugh, leader of the Borg
3%
GarthorDoodmannEddy 3 votes
«134567100

Posts

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Worf, son of Mogh, father to Alexander, and ready to fuck you up.
    @Vanguard Wheres Mortarion nub

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    O'Brien but if you pick him I'm gonna be upset.
    you can't count out O'Brien until you've watched DS9

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Whew! That was a close one, both in terms of getting picked and giving ya 10 minutes to come up with a chat. :D

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Riker, and really anyone not voting Riker is required to give me some serious reasons why.
    I left out Geordi and Troi so I could add Hugh and Moriarty

    fite me

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Riker, and really anyone not voting Riker is required to give me some serious reasons why.
    I pick Riker's wife

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    O'Brien but if you pick him I'm gonna be upset.
    I picked the most important person in the history of Star Fleet.

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Barclay because he represents what we would be on the Enterprise. Really Barclay is just the best.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_nKmC5oJWE

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Worf, son of Mogh, father to Alexander, and ready to fuck you up.
    I left out Geordi and Troi so I could add Hugh and Moriarty

    fite me

    Geordi's basically the patron saint of incels

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    “The Next Generation” is a relative term so they should just make another Star Trek: The Next Generation. They should also make it good.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    AI is so different from the rest of computer science.

    Most CS: "This algorithm is provably optimal and has worst-case quadratic and average case loglinear performance"

    AI: "This algorithm gets a solution that's good enough in most cases, and if it's not good enough just kick it and randomly choose a new starting point"
    ML: I don't know how this algorithm works and it seems to hate black people but it's probably ok to use for hiring anyway ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Barclay because he represents what we would be on the Enterprise. Really Barclay is just the best.
    Barclay undergoes a character arc of earning his place on the Enterprise despite his own doubts so yay.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Dr. Beverly Crusher, who will cure anything with that little Doctor Who wand.
    https://youtu.be/Gcj34XixuYg

    so just so you know what fate has been avoided, the above is stuck in my head for no reason i can determine and i was going to make a big effort post [chat] OP about the 1983 debut of this video, revealing to the world both the actual faces of the members of KISS and the exact shape of Paul Stanley's balls

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    O'Brien but if you pick him I'm gonna be upset.
    Of course I picked the enlisted guy, I work for a living.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Barclay because he represents what we would be on the Enterprise. Really Barclay is just the best.
    Also Q needed to be an option.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Riker, and really anyone not voting Riker is required to give me some serious reasons why.
    Chanus wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/Gcj34XixuYg

    so just so you know what fate has been avoided, the above is stuck in my head for no reason i can determine and i was going to make a big effort post [chat] OP about the 1983 debut of this video, revealing to the world both the actual faces of the members of KISS and the exact shape of Paul Stanley's balls

    Damn you shoulda told me I'd have let you have that.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Holodeck Moriarty, still just waiting to escape.
    Man this was easy

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Kiss without makeup sure is a thing.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Dr. Beverly Crusher, who will cure anything with that little Doctor Who wand.
    Chanus wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/Gcj34XixuYg

    so just so you know what fate has been avoided, the above is stuck in my head for no reason i can determine and i was going to make a big effort post [chat] OP about the 1983 debut of this video, revealing to the world both the actual faces of the members of KISS and the exact shape of Paul Stanley's balls

    Damn you shoulda told me I'd have let you have that.

    i did a kindness by not

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Holodeck Moriarty, still just waiting to escape.
    95qdue82p2yy.png

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    O'Brien but if you pick him I'm gonna be upset.
    I left out Geordi and Troi so I could add Hugh and Moriarty

    fite me

    you brought this on yourself

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    I would not be Barclay. I'd probably be Wesley if we are sticking strictly to TNG.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Worf, son of Mogh, father to Alexander, and ready to fuck you up.
    Voting for Wesley should be a bannable offense

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Dr. Beverly Crusher, who will cure anything with that little Doctor Who wand.
    not voting for Beverly should be a bannable offense

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Riker, and really anyone not voting Riker is required to give me some serious reasons why.
    Six wrote: »
    Kiss without makeup sure is a thing.

    Yet Gene still pulled more than any other three frontmen combined.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    my chat ideas were about:

    More pictures of my collection

    Phase 2 of "pick a random Shadowrun book page"

    Talk about the books we've been reading in the book club I'm in charge of

    Weird advertising that people are seeing on Penny Arcade and in the wild.


    Likely that last one because it's the least effort .

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Holodeck Moriarty, still just waiting to escape.
    Six wrote: »
    Kiss without makeup sure is a thing.

    Yet Gene still pulled more than any other three frontmen combined.

    Yeah

    Out of middle school

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Geordi not being on this list but Hugh?

    I’m Q.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Barclay because he represents what we would be on the Enterprise. Really Barclay is just the best.
    Wesley would probably not come off as insufferable in his initial forays if the Acting Ensign concept was a formalised thing since the Enterprise was meant to be wondering around deep space for years. Think like an appenticeship that could be used to redeem credits at Starfleet Academy.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Worf, son of Mogh, father to Alexander, and ready to fuck you up.
    Six wrote: »
    Geordi not being on this list but Hugh?

    I’m Q.

    I'm bizarro stormy

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Riker, and really anyone not voting Riker is required to give me some serious reasons why.
    Beverly is the only doctor that can successfully captain a starship during Red Alert and deserves a lot of Medals at the end of her service.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Holodeck Moriarty, still just waiting to escape.
    I'm not a fan of Gene Simmons, if that wasn't clear

    What an absolute shit sausage of a human being

  • DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    This poll is invalid
    bbns8be68ryt.jpg

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Wesley Crusher even though he was kind of a shit, he's still got the chops to make it in Starfleet
    No Tasha Yar? I'm gonna vote for Wesley in protest.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited May 2021
    Chanus wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/Gcj34XixuYg

    so just so you know what fate has been avoided, the above is stuck in my head for no reason i can determine and i was going to make a big effort post [chat] OP about the 1983 debut of this video, revealing to the world both the actual faces of the members of KISS and the exact shape of Paul Stanley's balls

    this is exactly as he describes here

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs4v-zexx8M

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Riker, and really anyone not voting Riker is required to give me some serious reasons why.
    I prolly could have added Q but if Q were real he could just add himself.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    O'Brien but if you pick him I'm gonna be upset.
    Geth probably has protocols in place should someone earnestly vote Wesley.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Riker, and really anyone not voting Riker is required to give me some serious reasons why.
    It's not Star Trek if a bunch of us aren't arguing about it on the internet so my job is done for the day.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited May 2021
    Wesley Crusher even though he was kind of a shit, he's still got the chops to make it in Starfleet
    Some of you may remember that my friend had ordered a custom Prophecy table from Wyrmwood, yeah? Getting it in Bolivian Rosewood. Was quoted about $15,000 USD for the table build. The whole COVID thing massively delayed production, but she finally got word that the table was ready and they quoted her over $10,000 USD for shipping.

    Fucking


    wut

    She's told them no way, there's gotta be another solution.

    Nova_C on
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    I identify more with the generally smart-ass nature of the DS9 characters.

    I'm probably most like an The Orville character though.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    O'Brien but if you pick him I'm gonna be upset.
    I'm glad O'Brien is crushing it

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
This discussion has been closed.