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Poison Ivy [chat]
Atomika
Live fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered User regular
Live fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered User regular
Welcome to Poison Ivy [chat], and it’s about goddamn time. Ivy is a good person, and much like one of us. She hates cops, fights billionaires, and composts. She’s vegan, she brings her own bags to Trader Joe’s, and she doesn’t murder as many people as she used to! I’m voting for her for President or god-empress, whichever seems more plausible in the next few years.
What is your favorite version of our green-thumbed goddess?
What is your favorite version of our green-thumbed goddess?
Atomika on
Poison Ivy [chat] 67 votes
Cheesecake: The only wrong answer
11%
8 votes
Dini & Timm’s sultry seductress
14%
10 votes
THQS’ aloof millennial who is bi and is best friends with an evil plant
65%
44 votes
Uma Thurman and her hair
7%
5 votes
+11
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See Warner y'all done fucked up.
Objectively correct answer tbh
As a representative of the Church of Ivy, I have some wonderful news for her
"So, we said, 'Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?' They were like, 'No, it's that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It's hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.'"
Now tbf if I was trying to sell a toy and Batman was going down on someone, I would find it hard to sell that toy. It is distracting.
and this
How to lose my wife to a supervillainess with this ONE TRICK NO ONE KNOWS
I demand to know brands' opinions on cunnilingus, damnit!
the way it's going now, the party that for our entire lives have only ever had one single seat in the storting, looks to be eight times larger* than his party this year
and it's very funny and it's so hard not go message him and go HAH
*by which I mean they look to be going from 1 to 8 representatives and his party - which is in government right now - looks like they will go from 8 to 1 and really struggle to remain at all relevant
so I'm keeping my mouth shut to avoid being mean, but also, there is a stronge urge to gloat
- It's scheduled for holiday 2023
- There's no voice acting (they didn't like it in the first one)
- Instead of more dungeons the weapons break more frequently
- Shrines are all motion control puzzles
- You don't play as zelda at all and she's kidnapped in the first 30 seconds
- They made ganondorf ugly after all the "rehydrated" stuff because it made them nervous
Y'all pls.... I can't take any more batman no clam jokes.
Hey now, as I understand the story Batman wants to eat pussy and the studio won't let him.
Somebody take me to the source
its definitely time for my monthly whiskey
Miyamoto (horrified, to an assistant): Oh no they're angry because they think they're going to have to play as a girl. We should make sure the trailers are less ambiguous from now on.
BotW 2 trailer starting: [zelda safely frozen in a crystal] [lightning strike] [extreme closeup of Link's pert twink cock]
tingle-themed match 3 puzzle game announced
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Boo
Shouldnt’ve pulled a gun on the PM’s dog
How do you know that name?
Because you keep moaning "Martha" in bed, Bruce
why did you say that name?
Dare I even ask what's gone wrong now?
Celeste [Switch] - She'll be wrestling with inner demons when she comes...
Super Mario Wonder - Wowie Zowie!
A loud, gravely “. . . mmmMmMMMARTHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!” just at climax
then he cries
he’s still wearing his cowl
easily over a thousand people outside my window and someone is playing a rebel song over a PA
i don't think you can see it there but i shit you not they're all protesting Mica