My favorite cologne is made at home. First I drink three beers, preferably Guinness, and then I mow the lawn with a push mower. Once I'm done, I roll around on my backpatio concrete while my wife spritzes me with a mixture of aloe and bourbon. Then I let it dry to a fine crack glaze before strutting into a bar wearing only a leopardprint thong and starting a fight with the ugliest biker I see. Then I chuck a brick through a cop car window and run home, where my wife dumps a bucket of lemon juice over my head.
My favorite cologne is made at home. First I drink three beers, preferably Guinness, and then I mow the lawn with a push mower. Once I'm done, I roll around on my backpatio concrete while my wife spritzes me with a mixture of aloe and bourbon. Then I let it dry to a fine crack glaze before strutting into a bar wearing only a leopardprint thong and starting a fight with the ugliest biker I see. Then I chuck a brick through a cop car window and run home, where my wife dumps a bucket of lemon juice over my head.
I use axe stick. It smells cool but it's not horribly over whelming, like the can. Actually, you can barily smell it. Only right after I put it on, can you smell it on me. Other wise I just kinda smell clean with a bit axe
I wear a real cologne called "Grey Flannel" that smells delightful, but isn't overpowering. It is masculine, but fragrant. I don't even spray it on - I spray a bit into a piece of tissue and apply it like that.
I also use Old Spice stick because Goddamn do I hate sweating.
Our houseguest left a few things behind, one of them being a jar of instant coffee. I fucking hate instant, so waited until i'd totally run dry of my regular grind before making an emergency cup.
And holy crap, it tasted good.
So good that I literally did a blind taste test between that shit in the jar and some fresh brewed with three of my coffee addict compatriots.
Everyone agreed that the instant was better.
If I could get instant coffee like that here, I'd drink nothing but that.
I find it weird how regular coffee makers or cafitieres or whathaveyou haven't exactly taken off over here. Most people seem to have just instant and maybe an espresso machine.
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axe and tag have warning labels too but i think they are kidding about how you might get devoured in a swarm of babes
no the gel is pretty much do not use if you have kidney problems contains titronium aluminum oxidate ask doctor before use if you experience kidney pains or liver failure discontinue use
I usually use just enough deodorant to remain odor neutral
Good man. This is what I try to go for, at least until a woman gets very close to me. Then the light scent of cologne mixes with the "me" smell and it apparently makes ladies very happy.
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Seriously. They can't even drive on the correct side of the road.
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Answer hazy. Axe again later.
It's a manly smell.
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You guys pronounce lynx as axe? Man...
We had a houseguest from the UK leave a bottle of Lynx bodywash, and I was all "WTF INTERNATIONAL AXE LOLOLOL"
Another thing that's odd? You Englandians have some really fucking amazing instant coffee.
It's mostly the same old shit, nescafé, blah blah blah. We used to get Rocket Fuel instant but they pulled that off the shelves, it seems.
Just Old Spice deodorant
Also Old Spice aftershave if I work that day and therefore must shave
So I guess I smell like cleanliness & health.
I also use Old Spice stick because Goddamn do I hate sweating.
I wish I was making this up:
Our houseguest left a few things behind, one of them being a jar of instant coffee. I fucking hate instant, so waited until i'd totally run dry of my regular grind before making an emergency cup.
And holy crap, it tasted good.
So good that I literally did a blind taste test between that shit in the jar and some fresh brewed with three of my coffee addict compatriots.
Everyone agreed that the instant was better.
If I could get instant coffee like that here, I'd drink nothing but that.
That shit sucks so bad. Good thing I'm almost done with the second stick.
axe wouldn't be so bad if it actually kept you from sweating
instead of just being a perfume for lazy people
i dont use old spice gel anymore
homosexuals, thats who
Old Spice Aftershave
Old Spice Cologne for daily purposes
HUGO for the ladies
Acqua Di Gio for the fine ladies.
no the gel is pretty much do not use if you have kidney problems contains titronium aluminum oxidate ask doctor before use if you experience kidney pains or liver failure discontinue use
And you can bet lynx Africa is what batman smells like
Like, I was crossing the parking lot on my way to work and this car (windows down) passes in front of me and Wham! Axe.
Motherfuckers need to learn how to ease off.
Smells so good. Surprisingly cheap for the bullshit 'designer' name.
Good man. This is what I try to go for, at least until a woman gets very close to me. Then the light scent of cologne mixes with the "me" smell and it apparently makes ladies very happy.
Though a few of my friends have Black, that smells pretty cool i guess. Curve is alright too.
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