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Axe/Tag Body Spray! Power to the Extreme!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    bent wrote: »
    why is it called axe everywhere but the UK

    because brits are fucking tards

    Seriously. They can't even drive on the correct side of the road.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    the whole world except the U.K. pronounces it "axe" now. Get with the times, man.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dangerou-Dave wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    bent wrote: »
    why is it called axe everywhere but the UK
    Because they pronounce it "ask"

    hahahahaha

    Really?

    Is the whole of America stereotyped as speaking in ebonics?

    Answer hazy. Axe again later.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    My favorite cologne is made at home. First I drink three beers, preferably Guinness, and then I mow the lawn with a push mower. Once I'm done, I roll around on my backpatio concrete while my wife spritzes me with a mixture of aloe and bourbon. Then I let it dry to a fine crack glaze before strutting into a bar wearing only a leopardprint thong and starting a fight with the ugliest biker I see. Then I chuck a brick through a cop car window and run home, where my wife dumps a bucket of lemon juice over my head.

    It's a manly smell.
    Alternately, Drakkar Noir.

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    This thread has no content. If the mods let it go its basically hypocritical.
    The tears, how they flow

    slow on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    My favorite cologne is made at home. First I drink three beers, preferably Guinness, and then I mow the lawn with a push mower. Once I'm done, I roll around on my backpatio concrete while my wife spritzes me with a mixture of aloe and bourbon. Then I let it dry to a fine crack glaze before strutting into a bar wearing only a leopardprint thong and starting a fight with the ugliest biker I see. Then I chuck a brick through a cop car window and run home, where my wife dumps a bucket of lemon juice over my head.

    It's a manly smell.
    Alternately, Drakkar Noir.
    The Aristocrats

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    the whole world except the U.K. pronounces it "axe" now. Get with the times, man.

    You guys pronounce lynx as axe? Man...

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i just rub sand and grease in my armpits once a week

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    bent wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    the whole world except the U.K. pronounces it "axe" now. Get with the times, man.

    You guys pronounce lynx as axe? Man...

    We had a houseguest from the UK leave a bottle of Lynx bodywash, and I was all "WTF INTERNATIONAL AXE LOLOLOL"

    Another thing that's odd? You Englandians have some really fucking amazing instant coffee.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I use axe stick. It smells cool but it's not horribly over whelming, like the can. Actually, you can barily smell it. Only right after I put it on, can you smell it on me. Other wise I just kinda smell clean with a bit axe

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What coffee? I'm yet to try any.

    It's mostly the same old shit, nescafé, blah blah blah. We used to get Rocket Fuel instant but they pulled that off the shelves, it seems.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I don't wear cologne

    Just Old Spice deodorant

    Also Old Spice aftershave if I work that day and therefore must shave

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I just work out, take a shower, put on clean clothes, and use an antiperpirant for its sweat dampening ability and not its scent.

    So I guess I smell like cleanliness & health.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I wear a real cologne called "Grey Flannel" that smells delightful, but isn't overpowering. It is masculine, but fragrant. I don't even spray it on - I spray a bit into a piece of tissue and apply it like that.

    I also use Old Spice stick because Goddamn do I hate sweating.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    bent wrote: »
    What coffee? I'm yet to try any.

    It's mostly the same old shit, nescafé, blah blah blah. We used to get Rocket Fuel instant but they pulled that off the shelves, it seems.

    I wish I was making this up:

    Our houseguest left a few things behind, one of them being a jar of instant coffee. I fucking hate instant, so waited until i'd totally run dry of my regular grind before making an emergency cup.

    And holy crap, it tasted good.

    So good that I literally did a blind taste test between that shit in the jar and some fresh brewed with three of my coffee addict compatriots.

    Everyone agreed that the instant was better.

    If I could get instant coffee like that here, I'd drink nothing but that.

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    For the record, RGX has the best commercial. With the ultra-hot girl telling you to buy it. Seriously, why can't all ads be this simple and awesome?

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    the old spice stick is the best anti-perspirant i've ever used

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I was out of deodorant, and I bought 2 sticks of Right Guard XTREME because it was on sale.

    That shit sucks so bad. Good thing I'm almost done with the second stick.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    the old spice stick is the best anti-perspirant i've ever used
    I used it for a long time, and thought I'd try this axe stuff, and go damn I just want to use it up so I can go bakc to Oldspice.

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I find it weird how regular coffee makers or cafitieres or whathaveyou haven't exactly taken off over here. Most people seem to have just instant and maybe an espresso machine.

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    the old spice stick is the best anti-perspirant i've ever used
    I used it for a long time, and thought I'd try this axe stuff, and go damn I just want to use it up so I can go bakc to Oldspice.

    axe wouldn't be so bad if it actually kept you from sweating

    instead of just being a perfume for lazy people

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    old spice gel has a warning label on the back

    i dont use old spice gel anymore

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    axe and tag have warning labels too but i think they are kidding about how you might get devoured in a swarm of babes

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lynx Africa is the best, who wouldn't want to smell like the Dark Continent,

    homosexuals, thats who

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lynx Africa just smells like P.E

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I should buy some proper perfume some day.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Africa is pretty smelly though

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Aqua De Gio is the best aftershave I have ever had

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  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Old Spice Sport for Deoderant
    Old Spice Aftershave
    Old Spice Cologne for daily purposes
    HUGO for the ladies
    Acqua Di Gio for the fine ladies.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    axe and tag have warning labels too but i think they are kidding about how you might get devoured in a swarm of babes


    no the gel is pretty much do not use if you have kidney problems contains titronium aluminum oxidate ask doctor before use if you experience kidney pains or liver failure discontinue use

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I usually use just enough deodorant to remain odor neutral, so i don't smell of sweat or whatever the hell deodorants are supposed to smell like.

    And you can bet lynx Africa is what batman smells like

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Once I remember being able to smell axe from somebody's car.

    Like, I was crossing the parking lot on my way to work and this car (windows down) passes in front of me and Wham! Axe.

    Motherfuckers need to learn how to ease off.

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    Smells so good. Surprisingly cheap for the bullshit 'designer' name.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    I usually use just enough deodorant to remain odor neutral

    Good man. This is what I try to go for, at least until a woman gets very close to me. Then the light scent of cologne mixes with the "me" smell and it apparently makes ladies very happy.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    is that supposed to be a joke about the davinci code or something

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I just use SpeedStick deodorant, thats really about it.

    Though a few of my friends have Black, that smells pretty cool i guess. Curve is alright too.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    faggots

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    I just wear Sex Panther

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I won't lie to you rank, you smell like pure gasoline.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    slow wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    This thread has no content. If the mods let it go its basically hypocritical.
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    You suck.

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