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Heterosexual Questionnaire

JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual?

Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?

If heterosexuality is normal, why are such a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?

To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?

Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your lifestyle?

Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?

Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?

A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?

With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you fear (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own leanings?

Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?

Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?

How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?

There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered aversion therapy?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Posting in a legendary thread.

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    YarYar Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh, I get it. Terribly clever. Or not.

    You presume your conclusions and therefore aren't making much of a point.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Tee hee.

    Are there actually people on this board who think like that?

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    Capt HowdyCapt Howdy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    WTF?

    How do you know you're happy being a human poll should be next.

    And the divorce rate is quite a bit lower these days.

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    [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ????

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    MikeMan445 wrote: »
    Tee hee.

    Are there actually people on this board who think like that?

    No, we tend to run them off fairly quickly.

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    Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Oh, I get it. Terribly clever. Or not.

    You presume your conclusions and therefore aren't making much of a point.

    Actually, he's plagiarizing a pamphlet from like 30 years ago

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2007
    This isn't terribly clever.

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