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Penny Arcade - Comic - The Tycho Method

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edited September 2021 in The Penny Arcade Hub
imagePenny Arcade - Comic - The Tycho Method

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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    Anon von ZilchAnon von Zilch Registered User regular
    6000 steps is roughly 4,8 kilometers which is what I walked to school and back in elementary school. In the snow, uphill both ways. Gabe just needs to git gud.

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    OrblivionOrblivion Registered User regular
    Where does the watch go after the first frame?

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    Tycho already stole it. I know the rules are he has to beat Gabe up first but in this case Gabe looked beat up enough already.

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    YoungFreyYoungFrey Registered User regular
    6000 steps is roughly 4,8 kilometers which is what I walked to school and back in elementary school. In the snow, uphill both ways. Gabe just needs to git gud.

    For people who live in Liberia or Myanmar, 4.8km is 2.8 miles. Which is walkable in an hour.

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    dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    Orblivion wrote: »
    Where does the watch go after the first frame?

    It goes into the pedants' dimension.

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    BropocalypseBropocalypse Registered User regular
    I wonder if the device reads "6000m" rather than "6000mi"

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    BropocalypseBropocalypse Registered User regular
    The Tycho method is also a form of weight loss, technically

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    dennis wrote: »
    Orblivion wrote: »
    Where does the watch go after the first frame?

    It goes into the pedants' dimension.

    It's not strictly speaking a dimension

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    dennis wrote: »
    Orblivion wrote: »
    Where does the watch go after the first frame?

    It goes into the pedants' dimension.

    It's not strictly speaking a dimension

    You don't realize how long I struggled trying to decide on pendants' dimension, pedants dimension, Pedants' Dimension, etc.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Appreciate the open nature of this punchline. Yes, it is logical to assume that Gabe’s legs will be hacked to match a child’s gait in a grisly, amateurish fashion. But perhaps his hand, bracelet attached, may be hacked off and given to a child to build points, the bloody appendage a direct emphasis upon the deadly seriousness of the task laid before the youth.

    Or perhaps Tycho suggests a dark bargain of sorts: finding a child desperate to ride the big kid rides at the local theme, and Tycho acting as a surgeon/butcher to accommodate the swapping of lower appendages. Will the survivors enjoy the fruit of this sin against nature?

    To take it one step further: maybe Tycho tires of teaching Gabe the fruitless folly of exercise, and the rusty hacksaw is a final lesson.

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    Anon von ZilchAnon von Zilch Registered User regular
    I wonder if the device reads "6000m" rather than "6000mi"

    Okay, six kilometers is more of a challenge in an hour, but that just takes it from the realm of "brisk Sunday walk" to the realm of exercise.

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    Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    The Tycho Method is how I deal with all of my problems. In my TED talk, I will explain, and demonstrate... :rotate:

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    Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    We take your shins out and sew your feet to your knees. What? Don't you want to have fun?

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