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[Chat] walk

MazzyxMazzyx Comedy GoldRegistered User regular
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Damnit geth I am walking the dog you stupid robot.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Geth obviously wanted you to walk him, instead

    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Let the dog make the chat

    PSN: Honkalot
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Why is all the spam I see on the internet about emptying my guts, and gut doctors telling me to stop eating vegetables or eat this special vegetable. Like it’s very gut oriented today.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    the Swedish word of the day in the word of the day email i get maybe twice a week is valfläsk

    but because of my cell reception at work i can't open the email so all i know is it either means choice bottle or whale pork

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Why is all the spam I see on the internet about emptying my guts, and gut doctors telling me to stop eating vegetables or eat this special vegetable. Like it’s very gut oriented today.

    Because the snake oil salesmen found something that is kind of almost sort of scientifically plausible and have run it into the fucking ground

    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
    | Zinnar on most things | Avatar by Blameless Cleric
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Arch wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Why is all the spam I see on the internet about emptying my guts, and gut doctors telling me to stop eating vegetables or eat this special vegetable. Like it’s very gut oriented today.

    Because the snake oil salesmen found something that is kind of almost sort of scientifically plausible and have run it into the fucking ground

    just call up roto rooter and snake out my guts

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    ?

    https://youtu.be/AkFqg5wAuFk

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Geth wanted you to do your little turn on the [chat]walk
    Yeah, on the [chat]walk, on the [chat]walk, yeah
    Do your little turn on the [chat]walk

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    the Swedish word of the day in the word of the day email i get maybe twice a week is valfläsk

    but because of my cell reception at work i can't open the email so all i know is it either means choice bottle or whale pork

    AHA but you see the third meaning is it’s election-pork so like goodies you offer up for the public to get more votes.

    Like “I think criminals should get more punished, amirite??!”

    At least I think that’s what it might mean

    PSN: Honkalot
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2021
    pantera - walk was ruined for me by the giant piece of shit at my last job who blared it in the office every fucking morning for five years before he finally got fired for being a sex pest

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I could go with some whale pork right now though

    PSN: Honkalot
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Honk wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    the Swedish word of the day in the word of the day email i get maybe twice a week is valfläsk

    but because of my cell reception at work i can't open the email so all i know is it either means choice bottle or whale pork

    AHA but you see the third meaning is it’s election-pork so like goodies you offer up for the public to get more votes.

    Like “I think criminals should get more punished, amirite??!”

    At least I think that’s what it might mean

    good ole fashioned pandering

    pork here in re politics is like shoveling money and projects at a district to get a rep to vote for your bill

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Why is all the spam I see on the internet about emptying my guts, and gut doctors telling me to stop eating vegetables or eat this special vegetable. Like it’s very gut oriented today.

    Because the snake oil salesmen found something that is kind of almost sort of scientifically plausible and have run it into the fucking ground

    it feels so good after you have a big poop so what if ALWAYS AFTER BIG POOP

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    who would have thought choice (as in election) pork was the correct answer

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Imagine being an academic herpetologist writing a grant proposal to study the sebaceous glands of the suborder Serpentes but the funding committee doesn’t trust you because they think you’re a snake oil salesman

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    What's the name of the new Pathfinder game?

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    my mom is obsessed with diet, weightloss, and wellness but she doesn't want to gradually eat less and less until weight comes off so instead I have to hear about literally every single fad diet to hit facebook in excruciating detail

    for the love of god somebody invent a functional weightloss pill that isn't amphetamines

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    I don't understand the Air Duct Cleaning Service scam calls.

    I don't even have air ducts

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Aegis wrote: »
    I don't understand the Air Duct Cleaning Service scam calls.

    I don't even have air ducts

    so you're saying they've never been cleaned

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    my mom is obsessed with diet, weightloss, and wellness but she doesn't want to gradually eat less and less until weight comes off so instead I have to hear about literally every single fad diet to hit facebook in excruciating detail

    for the love of god somebody invent a functional weightloss pill that isn't amphetamines

    How about cigarettes?

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Aegis wrote: »
    I don't understand the Air Duct Cleaning Service scam calls.

    I don't even have air ducts

    in your case then it would be a scam but normally it's just telemarketing for an actual useful service but probably not one you want to enlist via cold call

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Woah there’s a dude here who got sentenced in court (fined) for inadvertently starting a fire in a saucepan. He was making french fries and left the room, the oil caught fire but he was able to put it out and called 911 afterwards. He got some mild burns but nobody else got injured.

    I leave the kitchen all the time, I figure I know what I’m doing and know my timings but idk. Seems somewhat excessive? Does anyone actually stay at the stove the entire duration of cooking?

    PSN: Honkalot
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    my mom is obsessed with diet, weightloss, and wellness but she doesn't want to gradually eat less and less until weight comes off so instead I have to hear about literally every single fad diet to hit facebook in excruciating detail

    for the love of god somebody invent a functional weightloss pill that isn't amphetamines

    How about cigarettes?

    Or crack.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    the answer is always amphetamines

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Honk wrote: »
    Woah there’s a dude here who got sentenced in court (fined) for inadvertently starting a fire in a saucepan. He was making french fries and left the room, the oil caught fire but he was able to put it out and called 911 afterwards. He got some mild burns but nobody else got injured.

    I leave the kitchen all the time, I figure I know what I’m doing and know my timings but idk. Seems somewhat excessive? Does anyone actually stay at the stove the entire duration of cooking?

    if i had a gas stove i would for anything in a pan that had any chance of oil splattering out of it

    i wouldn't for like a pot of soup

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Woah there’s a dude here who got sentenced in court (fined) for inadvertently starting a fire in a saucepan. He was making french fries and left the room, the oil caught fire but he was able to put it out and called 911 afterwards. He got some mild burns but nobody else got injured.

    I leave the kitchen all the time, I figure I know what I’m doing and know my timings but idk. Seems somewhat excessive? Does anyone actually stay at the stove the entire duration of cooking?

    if i'm making something with a lot of oil, I would probably stick around the kitchen

    if it's a sauce simmering or a roast in the oven, then I'll leave

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    tyrannus wrote: »
    the answer is always amphetamines

    i was trying to think of a counterexample but there are none

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Woah there’s a dude here who got sentenced in court (fined) for inadvertently starting a fire in a saucepan. He was making french fries and left the room, the oil caught fire but he was able to put it out and called 911 afterwards. He got some mild burns but nobody else got injured.

    I leave the kitchen all the time, I figure I know what I’m doing and know my timings but idk. Seems somewhat excessive? Does anyone actually stay at the stove the entire duration of cooking?

    if i had a gas stove i would for anything in a pan that had any chance of oil splattering out of it

    i wouldn't for like a pot of soup

    Hmm I didn’t consider that it could have been a gas stove, they’re somewhat rare. The oil can catch on through overheating the pan also right?

    PSN: Honkalot
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    tons of coffee

    amphetamines

    yay

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    What's the name of the new Pathfinder game?

    Wrath of the Righteous

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Hmmm I have an hour and a half before class and my lecture is already cleaned and up-to-date

    I could do any of the following:

    -Work on RNA analysis
    -Work on setting up next week's lab
    -Work on my syllabus for my next class
    -Modify my assignments for my next class

    instead I will probably
    -Post on forums and faff

    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
    | Zinnar on most things | Avatar by Blameless Cleric
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Honk wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Woah there’s a dude here who got sentenced in court (fined) for inadvertently starting a fire in a saucepan. He was making french fries and left the room, the oil caught fire but he was able to put it out and called 911 afterwards. He got some mild burns but nobody else got injured.

    I leave the kitchen all the time, I figure I know what I’m doing and know my timings but idk. Seems somewhat excessive? Does anyone actually stay at the stove the entire duration of cooking?

    if i had a gas stove i would for anything in a pan that had any chance of oil splattering out of it

    i wouldn't for like a pot of soup

    Hmm I didn’t consider that it could have been a gas stove, they’re somewhat rare. The oil can catch on through overheating the pan also right?

    it can but if that's the case dude must have gone and taken a nap and probably is a danger to himself and others

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    @JebusUD My coworker is (I'm like 90% certain) from Guatemala, and I asked and he also celebrates Rosh Hashanah. So there is definitely something interesting happening there. I want to ask him what church he goes to again, but I don't want him to feel like I'm pushing him or anything.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    the answer is always amphetamines

    They solve most problems if you’re determined.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Some day I'd like to drive to the tip of Chile.

    Who wants to go Minnesota to the Chilean glaciers?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited September 2021
    Six wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    the answer is always amphetamines

    They solve most problems if you’re determined.

    And if you're not determined, you know what can help with that? Amphetamines!

    SniperGuy on
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Arch my moms step-grandkid wants to be a bug person

    Bless your heart.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Like a child after soccer practice, I am eating some ice cold orange slices and y'all they're good.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    like an entomologist
    but also like an actual bug-person maybe?
    question mark confused face shrug face

    Bless your heart.
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Why is all the spam I see on the internet about emptying my guts, and gut doctors telling me to stop eating vegetables or eat this special vegetable. Like it’s very gut oriented today.

    Because the snake oil salesmen found something that is kind of almost sort of scientifically plausible and have run it into the fucking ground
    I suppose, in general, but usually I have a mix of gut snake oil, political misc, 40 page junk stories, construction/facilities stuff and look at this celebrity now. But today it’s gut-30 all sites.

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