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Can a vampire get totally ripped by working out, if they weren't ripped before?
Lars
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The vampire. One of the most iconic horror monsters. Immortal bloodsuckers. Superhuman strength and an intense proclivity to totally ham it up.
But can they get shredded? Will working out increase their muscle mass?
Given infinite time, can they pull a Christian Bale?
Or should they make sure to get their workout in before accepting the eternal contract of the blood kiss?
But can they get shredded? Will working out increase their muscle mass?
Given infinite time, can they pull a Christian Bale?
Or should they make sure to get their workout in before accepting the eternal contract of the blood kiss?
Can a vampire get totally ripped by working out, if they weren't ripped before? 106 votes
Yes, they've got all the time in the world to get that six pack.
15%
16 votes
Nope, they're stuck without abs for all eternity.
25%
27 votes
From working out? Nope. From shapeshifting? Yep!
31%
33 votes
Depends on the type of vampire.
22%
24 votes
Larlar Joke Option.
5%
6 votes
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Looks the same to an outside observer but the process is completely different
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Ref: Colin Robinson (presumably) and Kirsten Dunst
What about turning into mist
If I was a vampire you say I would turn into fat mist?
Does Edward's baby in twilight stay a vampire baby forever?
I thought that was a half vampire baby
Like blade
You'd get so high bro
Take it up with whoever wrote blade my dude
To this:
High like a... Bat!
Eeeeeeeeeyyyy
Super fast growth to child, then child forever
Because of reasons (and the wish fulfillment of motherhood without the gross bits at the part)
I recall somewhere they find an adult hybrid, who said he became an adult by age seven.
Which does not help given the whole werewolf thing
You have to accept that a vampire, assuming proper feeding, biologically functions similarly as a human. Otherwise vampires would be walking around without skin as their cells in the basal layer of the epidermis would no longer producing keratinocytes to replace the ones that naturally slough off or are lost through wear and tear. Taking this into consideration, if a vampire is regularly using muscles then they could build muscle mass and thus a sick set of abs.
Without this key fact, we would lose an important part of vampire lore: their supernatural hotness.
Vampires are famous for their uncanny ability to heal, and gaining muscle mass is often considered to be a form of healing.
Without a source of fresh blood they may be in more trouble, but honestly not becoming ripped is probably the least of their worries there.
But I still voted depends on the type of vampire. I’m pretty sure energy vampires aren’t getting ripped
Having not read the books, I'm going to say yes
This immediately invalidates all sexy vampires born before like 1780 I'm pretty sure but I'm fine with that
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Do you really want to know?
Because its very dusturbing
what is dracula's fuck style
Any way he wants to
As an addendum to those that say the vampires can get shredded by working out...if they stop working out but maintain their blood supply, will they stay shredded?