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No, It's the Artisanal Cheese Villains Who Are Wrong in the [BAD FOOD] Thread

Lost SalientLost Salient blink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
edited March 2022 in Social Entropy++
Instagram a few months ago wouldn't stop showing me ads for FOOD CRAYONS, folks.

You know what everyone would prefer to slicing and putting real basil on their caprese?

A BASIL CRAYON:

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Sandra how do you pronounce crayon

    I'm from the part of the US where I say cran basically

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Damn what the hell is a good crayon

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    E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    Freef, it's what's for dinner. Eating Freef in the neighborfood. Freef, never broven Hurgusburgus.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I suspect I'm more or less in the same camp. The middle vowel is a bit extended from 'cran' - more like craan? I think? I pronounce the second half more as a very brief 'a' than an 'o'.

    Not sure, can't say it normally now that I'm thinking about it.

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    ThegreatcowThegreatcow Lord of All Bacons Washington State - It's Wet up here innit? Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    Obligatory to bless this new thread with some DUNNTZ

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    Instagram a few months ago wouldn't stop showing me ads for FOOD CRAYONS, folks.

    You know what everyone would prefer to slicing and putting real basil on their caprese?

    A BASIL CRAYON:

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    All I can think about is how uncomfortably close to a cum knife this is

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I suspect I'm more or less in the same camp. The middle vowel is a bit extended from 'cran' - more like craan? I think? I pronounce the second half more as a very brief 'a' than an 'o'.

    Not sure, can't say it normally now that I'm thinking about it.

    Cra on?

    That's me too basically. But my a and o are very close to the same sound

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2021
    west coast US here, cray-on like ray-on

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    what I wouldn't give to be able to Tinkle Outside The Binkle

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    the only thing stopping you is society, maaaaaaaaaaan

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    But would you binkle outside the tinkle

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    never! I have standards

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    west coast US here, cray-on like ray-on

    east coast US here

    we agree

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    If that basil crayon is anywhere near as tasty as regular crayons, count me in.

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    QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    If that basil crayon is anywhere near as tasty as regular crayons, count me in.

    Found the marine.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    In this part of Canada they call colored pencils "Pencil Crayons" and it's one part of Canadian society I utterly refuse to absorb.

    Pencil Crayons.

    Utter nonsense.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    In this part of Canada they call colored pencils "Pencil Crayons" and it's one part of Canadian society I utterly refuse to absorb.

    Pencil Crayons.

    Utter nonsense.

    What on earth.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    In this part of Canada they call colored pencils "Pencil Crayons" and it's one part of Canadian society I utterly refuse to absorb.

    Pencil Crayons.

    Utter nonsense.

    i beg your pardon

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    My friend was trying to convince me by saying the crayon part refered to there being lots of colors

    And I'm like "do you call water colors PAINT CRAYONS? Do you call colored sharpies MARKER CRAYONS? WHAT DO YOU CALL BLACK CRAYONS?????"

    She had no answers.

    My wife just goes with it like "That's just what we call em, man."

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    ace bandages or as I call them, Fabric Bandaids

    "honey can you pick up a chicken for dinner" excuse me I think you mean a Raw Popeye's, and yes

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Now please excuse me while I go enjoy this nice hot charbroiled hamburger sandwich with french fried potato garnish.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Now please excuse me while I go enjoy this nice hot charbroiled hamburger sandwich with french fried potato garnish.

    I think you'll find they're called "steamed hams".

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    Just in thyme cause I was hungry.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Boo this man

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    spono wrote: »
    Boo this man

    I thought I was on a roll :/

    (Just like my eggs after I transferred some of them out of the skillet.)

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Now please excuse me while I go enjoy this nice hot charbroiled hamburger sandwich with french fried potato garnish.

    https://youtu.be/aTZCVUiaXhE

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Now I really want a burger.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    west coast US here, cray-on like ray-on

    PNW, I can’t say that I use either very much but I feel like I would say “cran” and then maybe repeat it as “cray-on” if the person didn’t understand what I was saying.

    Also listening to myself just now the “ay” sound is still there when I say “cran” it’s just the phrase is spoken very quickly so it’s hard to hear.

    “Do we have any crayons” when spoken aloud by me sounds more like “D’we haviny crans?”

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    In this part of Canada they call colored pencils "Pencil Crayons" and it's one part of Canadian society I utterly refuse to absorb.

    Pencil Crayons.

    Utter nonsense.

    We do that in the UK, too.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    clearly not in my hearing or I would have fucking lost it probably

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Now I really want a burger.

    And then I picked up a McDouble on the way home.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Note for your friend @#pipe - crayon comes from the french word for chalk, though frankly that makes the whole thing even less logical.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Colored pencils are wooden scribblies. Crayons are wax scribblies. Scented markers are tasty scribblies. Paints are wet scribblies.

    I will not be taking any questions at this time.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    tynic wrote: »
    clearly not in my hearing or I would have fucking lost it probably

    Were you around many people using pencil crayons when you worked here?

    I now have an image of you and your colleagues sitting around in your lab colouring in pictures of robots.

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    E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    Pencil chalk!

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
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    Pencil crayons.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Look at that bullshit ordinary lead, what a shameful failure of a pencil crayon.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    clearly not in my hearing or I would have fucking lost it probably

    Were you around many people using pencil crayons when you worked here?

    I now have an image of you and your colleagues sitting around in your lab colouring in pictures of robots.

    The girlfriend of one of my colleagues there was a childcare worker, you'd THINK it might have come up...

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