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facebook is up and they can get in the building because it runs on facebook

I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boomRegistered User regular
edited October 2021 in Social Entropy++
the internet of things hungers for blood

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Wait, they really can't get in because of this?

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    their badges run on the same servers

    there are people in the building who are unable to leave the room they're in

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    You can get into any building if you really want to.

    I'll bet they don't really want to get into work for some reason.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Yesssssss

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Wait, they can't get in the building because it's an internet enable lock that works off facebook?


    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    internet of shit

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I texted my wife about it and she said, "it went die" lol

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    their badges run on the same servers

    there are people in the building who are unable to leave the room they're in

    Yikes. That's considerably less funny than just not being able to get into the building.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I wish the big boat was stuck again

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    What I read was that they couldn’t get *into* rooms, not that they couldn’t leave them, but it could be both

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Truly an unparalleled display of opsec incompetence.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I’m sure all of Facebook being down the day after the Whistleblower interview on 60 Minutes is pure coincidence

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    wewlad if that is legit

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Hoping this is the death of Facebook but I know better

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    facebook is a very convenient way to keep in touch with people

    zuck and the board are garbage people that need to be in prison or destitute

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    the latter is preferable

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Who wants to start a class action lawsuit with me against Facebook?

    Should be able to squeeze a few bucks out of them

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    The RFO meeting for this will be fucking glorious.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i will admit that i will be saddened if my group of friends loses our 10+ years group chat on facebook's dogshit messenger service, because it's fun to just have things that last for that long

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »

    is that corroborated anywhere, I don't know what's a trustworthy source on twitter

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    i will admit that i will be saddened if my group of friends loses our 10+ years group chat on facebook's dogshit messenger service, because it's fun to just have things that last for that long

    data shouldn't be lost, it should still all be server side

    but who knows after this catastrophe

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I hope some hackers don't get all of my facebook messenger chat logs.

    That's where I discuss my credit card information.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular

    Hasn't Facebook already sold this to everyone?

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    I've got bad news everyone. faceboo.com is down too!

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Good thing all of my friends post on this internet forum or else I'd be worried about contacting the-

    Oh

    Well, everyone should join Signal so I can message them elsewhere

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I hope some hackers don't get all of my facebook messenger chat logs.

    That's where I discuss my credit card information.

    My friends and I play this game where we message our social security numbers and credit card numbers to each other on Facebook. That's the whole game, but they always tell me I won, I guess my numbers must be so much higher than theirs that they never even bother sending me their numbers.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
    Badge doors that don't allow you to exit when they lose contact with the credential database has to be a fire-code violation. Who the hell approved that.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Carpy wrote: »
    Badge doors that don't allow you to exit when they lose contact with the credential database has to be a fire-code violation. Who the hell approved that.

    Zuckerberg is evil and also stupid

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Carpy wrote: »
    Badge doors that don't allow you to exit when they lose contact with the credential database has to be a fire-code violation. Who the hell approved that.

    My assumption is that egress is fine, it’s entry that is fucked.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I wouldn’t be surprised if there was an emergency release in the case of a fire

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    the social notwork

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    I know there's a lot of downsides to this because of how ingrained FB is

    But isn't this almost a year to the date of Trump getting COVID? If the first week of October wants to be the time for incredible schadenfreude I am all for it.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I know there's a lot of downsides to this because of how ingrained FB is

    But isn't this almost a year to the date of Trump getting COVID? If the first week of October wants to be the time for incredible schadenfreude I am all for it.

    Ah.

    Witchcraft.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Wait, so if there's no communication with FB, how do we know that order still exists in there? What if they've all been reduced to cannibalism?

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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